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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@jonerthon.bsky.social
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Dayjobber, queer, polar bear fan, hater of the passive voice, tolerator of United Airlines. Union strong ✊🏼 🏳️‍🌈 he/him Opinions mine. If a skeet of mine doesn't make sense, I'm renaming a movie or TV show.
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · Jan 4
This haircut pic did numbers on IG
Selfie of me wearing sunglasses and standing in front of a mural of a cityscape painted in white on a black wall
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 7h
I hope the Nobel Peace Prize goes to someone with actual designs on promoting peace
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austin @aparker.io · 1d
we need to invent a more powerful form of grass for some of y'all to touch
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 1d
Smilla would defeat us within hours
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Leif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · Jun 14
Greenland should preemptively attack us
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 1d
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
Sally Hawkins in The Shape of Water right when she points at her fish man boyfriend and Octavia Spencer is reacting
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 1d
Love a 7 pm meeting
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d
Can we bring him back now?
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · Sep 22
No more twink French prime minister 😓
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d
Did find a gay history webinar, so that’s at least one hour with potential to be interesting
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 8d
Need 7 more hours of continuing education credit by year end but neither of the two conferences work is sending me to does that for planners, sighhh.

Happy to be employed and advancing, but I anticipate sitting in on a lot of webinars in this quarter.
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d
It appears to have died down and the student has now sent TWO apologies. I feel bad for them. Email should have been retired a decade ago.
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d
Some things are eternal, like “unsubscribe me” messages compounding the problem because replying all doesn’t unsubscribe you 🫣
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d
The reply-all-pocalypse is starting 😬🫣😬
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d
Ohhhh no a college student sent a “Meet for coffee?” cold networking email to the entire metro area’s professional listserv as well as their intended recipient. 🫣🫣🫣
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 2d
These seasonal weather changes should feel free to calm tf down. I am not bringing gloves to work on 10/7 (slash I don’t even know where my gloves are!)
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3d
I have previously lost my entire shit at Korb Torsons
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3d
Super Supreme Court, js
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 4d
We need a supremer court.
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3d
Just what we needed. I need all the congeniality and connection I can get while the world is what it currently is. 🥰
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3d
Happy hour at Inga’s imminent!
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3d
Happy hour at Inga’s imminent!
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 3d
Packed pesto and panko-crusted chicken for lunch and I would feel sooper fancy if I wasn’t just eating it in my cube
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d
These football pants have me all riled up 🥴
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d
If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation…
A Taco Bell sign that only says "TRY" against a cloudy sky
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d
Me three, as they say
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d
SHOULDER TOWN
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 4d
Brunch next door because we're worth it (and chose to live in a walkable neighborhood)
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 5d
Starting the weekend the way any almost-42 year old wants to: filing a 311 report
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 6d
Yes, I meant sun but the typo sounds much more fun
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 6d
M*dica*e Advantage open enrollment ads already, shoot me into the sub
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That Grape Jelly Person 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @jonerthon.bsky.social · 6d
M*dica*e Advantage open enrollment ads already, shoot me into the sub
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