Harold Hamgravy the Ninth
@jonerthon.bsky.social
Dayjobber, queer, polar bear fan, hater of the passive voice, tolerator of United Airlines. Union strong ✊🏼 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ he/him Opinions mine, get your own.
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Now I can confidently say I’m done for the year. Sooper proud I was able to get these miles with the nuttiness of work and travel and life!
December 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Now I can confidently say I’m done for the year. Sooper proud I was able to get these miles with the nuttiness of work and travel and life!
I invented Aldquaque when I took a Benadryl and then started writing Christmas cards
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I invented Aldquaque when I took a Benadryl and then started writing Christmas cards
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Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
December 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting the shit beat out of them the same week Ariana Grande and Cher host SNL while a gay hockey romance is the number one show in the world wow someone is really fighting to fix the timeline omg
Taco Dowler!
December 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Taco Dowler!
In gayer news, we started Heated Rivalry last night
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In gayer news, we started Heated Rivalry last night
Rather than continue to watch this 🫣 of a 🏈 game, we are going to buy a bucket.
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Rather than continue to watch this 🫣 of a 🏈 game, we are going to buy a bucket.
Aw we got many life updates from DC in a phone version of the Christmas card year-in-review ❤️
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Aw we got many life updates from DC in a phone version of the Christmas card year-in-review ❤️
4.25 hours left. Today’s webinar was not bad but the presenters were obviously wishing they could be elsewhere and/or do this in January
Need 7 more hours of continuing education credit by year end but neither of the two conferences work is sending me to does that for planners, sighhh.
Happy to be employed and advancing, but I anticipate sitting in on a lot of webinars in this quarter.
Happy to be employed and advancing, but I anticipate sitting in on a lot of webinars in this quarter.
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
4.25 hours left. Today’s webinar was not bad but the presenters were obviously wishing they could be elsewhere and/or do this in January
Immediately after that last repost, I went to see the obituaries in my hometown paper.
No one I went to HS with, but the old guy who owned a laundromat, car wash, and bar (real entrepreneur!) just died, dang.
No one I went to HS with, but the old guy who owned a laundromat, car wash, and bar (real entrepreneur!) just died, dang.
December 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Immediately after that last repost, I went to see the obituaries in my hometown paper.
No one I went to HS with, but the old guy who owned a laundromat, car wash, and bar (real entrepreneur!) just died, dang.
No one I went to HS with, but the old guy who owned a laundromat, car wash, and bar (real entrepreneur!) just died, dang.
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welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are Yellowstone, masterpiece mystery, and Jimmy fallon, btw someone from your high school died in a real weird way
In the meantime, beef stroganoff tonight!
a woman in a white dress holding a piece of paper
Alt: Liz Taylor serving cunt in a low cut white dress while holding a piece of paper
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In the meantime, beef stroganoff tonight!
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Hasbro??? how about, "Has Bro ever won a game of monopoly"
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hasbro??? how about, "Has Bro ever won a game of monopoly"
We spent I don't even want to say how much on groceries this week, but we have literally everything we need for holiday meals except one peach and one boxed cake mix
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
We spent I don't even want to say how much on groceries this week, but we have literally everything we need for holiday meals except one peach and one boxed cake mix
Our windstorm is several hours late but it is howlin’.
So glad we have a garage now to protect the car from flying patio furniture!
So glad we have a garage now to protect the car from flying patio furniture!
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Our windstorm is several hours late but it is howlin’.
So glad we have a garage now to protect the car from flying patio furniture!
So glad we have a garage now to protect the car from flying patio furniture!
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The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny.
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny.
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG.
www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...
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Ok ok I did the thing of the day
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ok ok I did the thing of the day
2nd post office run ☑️
Work until 6:15 ☑️
I am going to sit in silence and stare at the Christmas tree now.
Work until 6:15 ☑️
I am going to sit in silence and stare at the Christmas tree now.
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
2nd post office run ☑️
Work until 6:15 ☑️
I am going to sit in silence and stare at the Christmas tree now.
Work until 6:15 ☑️
I am going to sit in silence and stare at the Christmas tree now.
Ok ok I did the thing of the day
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ok ok I did the thing of the day
First 🥯 ➡️ 🚌 ➡️ 🚈 commute day of the week.
My usual train line is in for likely months of single tracking, so I am officially switching to a longer bus ride to a train station that is outside of that section. Still doing the bagel part as planned.
My usual train line is in for likely months of single tracking, so I am officially switching to a longer bus ride to a train station that is outside of that section. Still doing the bagel part as planned.
December 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
First 🥯 ➡️ 🚌 ➡️ 🚈 commute day of the week.
My usual train line is in for likely months of single tracking, so I am officially switching to a longer bus ride to a train station that is outside of that section. Still doing the bagel part as planned.
My usual train line is in for likely months of single tracking, so I am officially switching to a longer bus ride to a train station that is outside of that section. Still doing the bagel part as planned.
Have I talked about how much I detest this time of year?
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Have I talked about how much I detest this time of year?
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my dad said “oh it’s another Beignet Blanc movie”
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my dad said “oh it’s another Beignet Blanc movie”
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My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
Knives Out 3 was pretty entertaining, but more than two hours of the minutiae of small Catholic parish operations was the most I’ve endured since childhood
December 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Knives Out 3 was pretty entertaining, but more than two hours of the minutiae of small Catholic parish operations was the most I’ve endured since childhood
I wish Fernando Mendoza a very sit on my face
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I wish Fernando Mendoza a very sit on my face
Dudes rock
South Carolina State player starts cramping so his teammate picks him up and carries him to the sideline.
December 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Dudes rock