JonS253
@jons253.bsky.social
Jon's just zis guy, you know?
"My no-consequences power fantasy is to be able to help everyone."
Fanfic: archiveofourown.org, search "jonsills"
"My no-consequences power fantasy is to be able to help everyone."
Fanfic: archiveofourown.org, search "jonsills"
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for some reason all the techbros have been talking about building Dyson Spheres all of a sudden and to be clear: we are so comedically far from being able to build a dyson sphere that they may as well be promising magic. we are MILLENIA away from building dyson spheres
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
for some reason all the techbros have been talking about building Dyson Spheres all of a sudden and to be clear: we are so comedically far from being able to build a dyson sphere that they may as well be promising magic. we are MILLENIA away from building dyson spheres
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I'm pretty sure I put more planning and research into the last vacuum cleaner I bought that these dipshits put into their "Let's sell perishable food, but with much less safety than usual!" business plan.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I'm pretty sure I put more planning and research into the last vacuum cleaner I bought that these dipshits put into their "Let's sell perishable food, but with much less safety than usual!" business plan.
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Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
sahanjournal.com
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
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explain to me, very slowly, like the dimwitted child you must think I am, how body cameras or ICE cooperating with cops would have prevented any of the many, many, many law enforcement murders committed by both ICE and cops over the years which were already thoroughly documented on video
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
explain to me, very slowly, like the dimwitted child you must think I am, how body cameras or ICE cooperating with cops would have prevented any of the many, many, many law enforcement murders committed by both ICE and cops over the years which were already thoroughly documented on video
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Our funding bills send a message to Trump: America will continue to fund cancer research.
We WILL keep investing in affordable housing.
Congress will NOT abolish the Department of Education.
Well, he got the message, and he signed those bills into law.
We WILL keep investing in affordable housing.
Congress will NOT abolish the Department of Education.
Well, he got the message, and he signed those bills into law.
Live updates: Trump signs budget bill bringing an end to partial government shutdown
President Donald Trump signed a bill on Tuesday to end the partial government shutdown after the House passed the budget measure hours earlier.
apnews.com
February 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Our funding bills send a message to Trump: America will continue to fund cancer research.
We WILL keep investing in affordable housing.
Congress will NOT abolish the Department of Education.
Well, he got the message, and he signed those bills into law.
We WILL keep investing in affordable housing.
Congress will NOT abolish the Department of Education.
Well, he got the message, and he signed those bills into law.
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Martinez: "[I] sat in federal court and watched from 20 feet away as the border patrol agent who attempted to kill me testified at a hearing. Agent Charles Exum—Charles Exum, my attempted executioner was Charles Exum—I hope the government does not consider my use of his name here to be...doxxing."
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Martinez: "[I] sat in federal court and watched from 20 feet away as the border patrol agent who attempted to kill me testified at a hearing. Agent Charles Exum—Charles Exum, my attempted executioner was Charles Exum—I hope the government does not consider my use of his name here to be...doxxing."
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Common sense is to destroy it and salt the earth so nothing like it can ever grow again.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Common sense is to destroy it and salt the earth so nothing like it can ever grow again.
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KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
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BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
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BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
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Republicans not understanding the nature of linear time would explain a lot tbh
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Republicans not understanding the nature of linear time would explain a lot tbh
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the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
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Americans have the right to express their views without being killed. We should know that we are upholding civil liberties.
The Department of Homeland Security and ICE should be investigated.
My speech on the Senate floor ⬇️
The Department of Homeland Security and ICE should be investigated.
My speech on the Senate floor ⬇️
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Americans have the right to express their views without being killed. We should know that we are upholding civil liberties.
The Department of Homeland Security and ICE should be investigated.
My speech on the Senate floor ⬇️
The Department of Homeland Security and ICE should be investigated.
My speech on the Senate floor ⬇️
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I was told that I was going to feel really dumb when democrats inevitably betrayed us.
I know that those people are just going to say it hasn’t happened YET, forever, but even if they’re never going to feel dumb, I definitely feel that they are.
I know that those people are just going to say it hasn’t happened YET, forever, but even if they’re never going to feel dumb, I definitely feel that they are.
Side note: None of the spending bills passed in the "minibus" had any anti-trans riders. This includes the bill that funds the Department of Health and Human Services
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
House votes to reopen the government–setting up a fight over ICE
The Senate and the White House will now negotiate guardrails for ICE and CBP agents after the killing of both Renee Good and Alex Pretti
www.independent.co.uk
February 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I was told that I was going to feel really dumb when democrats inevitably betrayed us.
I know that those people are just going to say it hasn’t happened YET, forever, but even if they’re never going to feel dumb, I definitely feel that they are.
I know that those people are just going to say it hasn’t happened YET, forever, but even if they’re never going to feel dumb, I definitely feel that they are.
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This is absolutely insane: DHS claims the right to subpoena your emails and to send investigators to your house. In this case, because a retiree sent the mildest possible criticism to a prosecutor. No judges involved.
www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
Homeland Security is targeting Americans with this secretive legal weapon
Under Trump, the Department of Homeland Security has weaponized administrative subpoenas to attack free speech, according to privacy and civil rights groups.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 PM
This is absolutely insane: DHS claims the right to subpoena your emails and to send investigators to your house. In this case, because a retiree sent the mildest possible criticism to a prosecutor. No judges involved.
www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
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Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Following the release of the Epstein files Jk Rowling has deleted a decade of port logs belonging to the Super yacht Samsara.
What is she hiding?
What is she hiding?
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I DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY ACTUAL COMMERCIAL SITE MAKE AN "AI" PICTURE OF ME WHEN THERE ARE DOZENS OF PICTURES OF ME AVAILABLE ON STOCK ART SITES AND EVEN SOME GODDAMN CREATIVE COMMON PICTURES FOR FUCK'S SAKE THIS PERSON LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN BOOGER
DON'T FUCKIN' USE "AI" Y'ALL
DON'T FUCKIN' USE "AI" Y'ALL
February 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY ACTUAL COMMERCIAL SITE MAKE AN "AI" PICTURE OF ME WHEN THERE ARE DOZENS OF PICTURES OF ME AVAILABLE ON STOCK ART SITES AND EVEN SOME GODDAMN CREATIVE COMMON PICTURES FOR FUCK'S SAKE THIS PERSON LOOKS LIKE A HUMAN BOOGER
DON'T FUCKIN' USE "AI" Y'ALL
DON'T FUCKIN' USE "AI" Y'ALL
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Every time this comes up I wonder if we're ever going to shift the conversation to why women are avoiding them.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Every time this comes up I wonder if we're ever going to shift the conversation to why women are avoiding them.
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This kind of hypocrisy is particularly enraging to me. ICE agents are literally pointing guns in protestors' faces and summarily executing innocent people, but the right-wingers whine about whistles.
Right-wing media figures are asserting that whistles should be “considered a violent weapon” and that their use is "inteference" with immigration enforcement operations or even “assault.”
Right-wing media figures are furious at activists for using whistles during ICE activity
Right-wing media figures are lashing out at community members in Minnesota for using whistles to alert others of federal immigration enforcement in the area, asserting that whistles should be “conside...
www.mediamatters.org
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This kind of hypocrisy is particularly enraging to me. ICE agents are literally pointing guns in protestors' faces and summarily executing innocent people, but the right-wingers whine about whistles.
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WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.
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Judge Fred Biery: "Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issue d by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The Constitution requires an independent judicial officer." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Judge Fred Biery: "Civics lesson to the government: Administrative warrants issue d by the executive branch to itself do not pass probable cause muster. That is called the fox guarding the henhouse. The Constitution requires an independent judicial officer." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Trump has made 10,000 times his salary after just ONE year in office. How? Selling access to the White House to the highest bidder.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Trump’s Profiteering Hits $4 Billion
In August, I reported that the President and his family had made $3.4 billion by leveraging his position. After his first year back in office, the number has ballooned.
www.newyorker.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Trump has made 10,000 times his salary after just ONE year in office. How? Selling access to the White House to the highest bidder.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
Spread the word: Our crook of a President is corrupt to his core and will stop at nothing to line his own pockets.
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And now Trump's propagandists are covering it up: www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox...
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
And now Trump's propagandists are covering it up: www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox...