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Give me the hot bean juice. Protect Trans Kids University
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Nutter Butters will be the death of me
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Cracking open a Presidente in front of your boss moments after getting placed on performance review. I will not miss Nick Castellanos, the player, but I will desperately miss Nick Castellanos, the man.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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NEW: “CBS Evening News” producer Alicia Hastey sends a bombshell farewell note:

Stories are “evaluated not just on their journalistic merit but on whether they conform to a shifting set of ideological expectations.”
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 AM
History channel needs to bring Kings of Pain back
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Now on the menu at Gay Hooters:
February 11, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The Lil Patriot is in jeopardy
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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my ancestors in sicily could only dream of seeing that many bad latina women at once. we are living in the future we always dreamed of
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Fuck it Kicker MVP
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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Running the damn ball
what a shot
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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The worse Sam Darnold looks at the release point the better the pass is, if you showed me him getting hit by a car in the pocket I’d assume it was a touchdown
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
DARNOLD SCRAMBLE ARTIST ALERT
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
RIP your liver but damn that sounds fun
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
That was for ALL AMERICANS
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Bruh fuck that blue square shit
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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easily the best ad so far. "remember jeans?" hell yeah i do, brother. hell yeah i do
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
9 is a demonic RB jersey number
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Tired of the Backstreet Boys , especially tired of Druski
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Unblocked right into the spine? Built different
February 9, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Kenneth Runner III
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Gotta catch that (he says as he greasily wipes nacho cheese on his napkin)
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
MINIONS
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Maye O Nnaise
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Sleigh Bells in a Super Bowl ad. 2010 Williamsburg is back baby! Sabrina Carpenter is gonna start dating a carpenter in a deep V! We back up!
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM