Murder Kroger
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Don’t worry about losing your accent
A Southern man tells better jokes
A Southern man tells better jokes
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i love these kids! i love em! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbp...
Geese: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
i love these kids! i love em! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbp...
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
Pats have more punts than completions
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Pats have more punts than completions
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Braves winning it all this year
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Braves winning it all this year
Running the damn ball
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Running the damn ball
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WOKE 2 IS HERE
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
WOKE 2 IS HERE
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The first, second, third, and fourth greatest Super Bowl halftime performance
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
The first, second, third, and fourth greatest Super Bowl halftime performance
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hey can you draft that press release about epstein’s death? we’re having him killed tomorrow
February 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
hey can you draft that press release about epstein’s death? we’re having him killed tomorrow
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Quite liked this paragraph from Grant Morrison's latest newsletter.
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Quite liked this paragraph from Grant Morrison's latest newsletter.
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🚨 To Live and Die in LA is streaming on a bunch of platforms right now: the Criterion Channel, Tubi, & Pluto TV. could not recommend it more
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
🚨 To Live and Die in LA is streaming on a bunch of platforms right now: the Criterion Channel, Tubi, & Pluto TV. could not recommend it more
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Call for papers: for a special issue on contemporary craft work and digital economies. See below and alt text.
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Call for papers: for a special issue on contemporary craft work and digital economies. See below and alt text.
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Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.
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Notre Dame claimed to be accidentally cc'ed on the ACC's CFP lobbying docs, which slighted the Irish.
Well, FOIAball obtained the emails and the lobbying docs. And we think we have a theory of what happened.
www.foiaball.com/p/notre-dame...
Well, FOIAball obtained the emails and the lobbying docs. And we think we have a theory of what happened.
www.foiaball.com/p/notre-dame...
We got the emails from the Notre Dame-ACC playoff feud
Were the Fighting Irish accidentally cc'ed?
www.foiaball.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Notre Dame claimed to be accidentally cc'ed on the ACC's CFP lobbying docs, which slighted the Irish.
Well, FOIAball obtained the emails and the lobbying docs. And we think we have a theory of what happened.
www.foiaball.com/p/notre-dame...
Well, FOIAball obtained the emails and the lobbying docs. And we think we have a theory of what happened.
www.foiaball.com/p/notre-dame...
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A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com
Kaleb Horton
www.kalebchorton.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:10 PM
A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com
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I've always felt like (some) sportswriters could easily write about politics as well mainly because you're already used to sifting through all the bullshit when it comes to sports. You get used to calling it how you see it instead of trying to find an angle to the shit you see with your own eyes
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I've always felt like (some) sportswriters could easily write about politics as well mainly because you're already used to sifting through all the bullshit when it comes to sports. You get used to calling it how you see it instead of trying to find an angle to the shit you see with your own eyes
Lots of detail here, but it’s the golf club for me
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Lots of detail here, but it’s the golf club for me
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It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag.
New FOIAbites does not mince words.
www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
New FOIAbites does not mince words.
www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag.
New FOIAbites does not mince words.
www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
New FOIAbites does not mince words.
www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...
Walter Matthau was 28 years old here
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Walter Matthau was 28 years old here
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Duke would have won
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Duke would have won
Not quite
🕯️ Carson Beck Pick Six 🕯️
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Not quite
🕯️ Carson Beck Pick Six 🕯️
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 AM
🕯️ Carson Beck Pick Six 🕯️
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
Well this Darian Mensah news sucks.
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Well this Darian Mensah news sucks.
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This week's FOIAbites is all about smashburgers. If you're a multimillionaire head football coach, you get them DoorDashed to your private jet.
If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home.
www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...
If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home.
www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...
Nebraska DoorDashed burgers to their private jet
And FOIAbites teaches you how to make them at home.
www.foiaball.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:34 PM
This week's FOIAbites is all about smashburgers. If you're a multimillionaire head football coach, you get them DoorDashed to your private jet.
If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home.
www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...
If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home.
www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...
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Durham
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Durham