José Maia
@josemaia.pt
i like professional wrestling and giant robots
i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
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November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
🚨 Creator Day is LIVE! 🚨
For the next 24 hours we are waiving our platform fee! Creators will get the most they can from each transaction.
Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
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Support your favorite developers and check out over 15,000 projects participating in our Black Friday sale
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
I don't like that Amazon named a thing Kiro
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I don't like that Amazon named a thing Kiro
Listened to the new Rosalia finally. I thought it was p good (****) but now I have had berghain looping in my head for the last 12h😅
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Listened to the new Rosalia finally. I thought it was p good (****) but now I have had berghain looping in my head for the last 12h😅
they should put noriko and kazumi gunbuster in the new inazuma eleven game and have them do an inazuma kick
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
they should put noriko and kazumi gunbuster in the new inazuma eleven game and have them do an inazuma kick
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
ahh i love this time of the year - bad weather, having to buy presents with "discounts", and especially having to renew my mandatory corporate trainings
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
ahh i love this time of the year - bad weather, having to buy presents with "discounts", and especially having to renew my mandatory corporate trainings
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Quebra tudo Hideo Kojima!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Quebra tudo Hideo Kojima!!!!!
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Scenes like this are essentially the thesis of the entire series and I love it so much.
One of the best conversations in anime ever
YouTube video by Reirei
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November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Scenes like this are essentially the thesis of the entire series and I love it so much.
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o balatro sai caro
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
o balatro sai caro
the vision of the future presented by front mission 3 is so fascinating to go back to. they're just stopping production on ICEs in the 2100s and starting to sell hybrid vehicles; the internet and its navigation is one of the core focuses; China goes back to nationalization in 2112...
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
the vision of the future presented by front mission 3 is so fascinating to go back to. they're just stopping production on ICEs in the 2100s and starting to sell hybrid vehicles; the internet and its navigation is one of the core focuses; China goes back to nationalization in 2112...
now that's "homo-genius: a history of gay inventors"
Out of curiosity I wanted to see just how close this was to hitting and that second frame is so tragic
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
now that's "homo-genius: a history of gay inventors"
you know in hindsight it's kinda crazy how much I enjoyed the Alan Parsons bit in the Austin Powers movie despite only being vaguely aware of it being "a band my dad listens to"
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
you know in hindsight it's kinda crazy how much I enjoyed the Alan Parsons bit in the Austin Powers movie despite only being vaguely aware of it being "a band my dad listens to"
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My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
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Vivec when an Argonian has a
spell of open lock 25 - 100 points, the ability of quick loading and an apprentice probe starts making noises outside his door
spell of open lock 25 - 100 points, the ability of quick loading and an apprentice probe starts making noises outside his door
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Vivec when an Argonian has a
spell of open lock 25 - 100 points, the ability of quick loading and an apprentice probe starts making noises outside his door
spell of open lock 25 - 100 points, the ability of quick loading and an apprentice probe starts making noises outside his door
the Mars season of the revolutions podcast goes so hard. we already knew mike duncan was great in his niche, but writing a sci-fi season that gently references all the other revolutions puts such a neat bow on things.
i'd buy a whole ass sf book if he wrote one
i'd buy a whole ass sf book if he wrote one
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
the Mars season of the revolutions podcast goes so hard. we already knew mike duncan was great in his niche, but writing a sci-fi season that gently references all the other revolutions puts such a neat bow on things.
i'd buy a whole ass sf book if he wrote one
i'd buy a whole ass sf book if he wrote one
presinald trunt showing up to bill clinton's house like this
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
presinald trunt showing up to bill clinton's house like this
nunca vou tirar o mute em qualquer vídeo daquela rute que me apareça
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
nunca vou tirar o mute em qualquer vídeo daquela rute que me apareça
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Hero's Adventure is 50% OFF: store.steampowered.com/app/1948980/...
One of the best RPGs I ever played, got over 130 hours in it. It's an open-world martial arts RPG with unparallel levels of freedom - join or destroy any faction, siege / save towns, become emperor, hunt secret arts, marry, etc...
One of the best RPGs I ever played, got over 130 hours in it. It's an open-world martial arts RPG with unparallel levels of freedom - join or destroy any faction, siege / save towns, become emperor, hunt secret arts, marry, etc...
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Hero's Adventure is 50% OFF: store.steampowered.com/app/1948980/...
One of the best RPGs I ever played, got over 130 hours in it. It's an open-world martial arts RPG with unparallel levels of freedom - join or destroy any faction, siege / save towns, become emperor, hunt secret arts, marry, etc...
One of the best RPGs I ever played, got over 130 hours in it. It's an open-world martial arts RPG with unparallel levels of freedom - join or destroy any faction, siege / save towns, become emperor, hunt secret arts, marry, etc...