José Maia
@josemaia.pt
i like professional wrestling and giant robots
i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
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european union milf pussy got me establishing a global commonwealth and unifying all currencies enabling free interchange of people and goods
January 17, 2026 at 7:16 PM
european union milf pussy got me establishing a global commonwealth and unifying all currencies enabling free interchange of people and goods
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January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Iran has killed all connections to the outside. But in the early morning the regular internet works briefly. In that time, @hackimi.bsky.social sent me a letter about what it's like being a developer without the internet as the government tries to squash everyone:
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A Game Developer Without Internet
Iran has been without internet for 9 days. Arash sent a letter as a developer without the internet, in the few moments when the great firewall faltered.
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January 16, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Iran has killed all connections to the outside. But in the early morning the regular internet works briefly. In that time, @hackimi.bsky.social sent me a letter about what it's like being a developer without the internet as the government tries to squash everyone:
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A TWEWY song showed up in one of my dreams and I woke up with it looping in my head now. Talk about a game impacting you lmao
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 AM
A TWEWY song showed up in one of my dreams and I woke up with it looping in my head now. Talk about a game impacting you lmao
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
(sorcerer's cave)
(sorcerer's cave)
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
(sorcerer's cave)
(sorcerer's cave)
Matosinhos mentioned
Mister Couto; R. Roberto Ivens 393, 4450-218 Matosinhos, Portugal https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=41.1837505%2C-8.692541900000002&query_place_id=ChIJhzQ0ADtvJA0R84rem3Eb8sc
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Matosinhos mentioned
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What's the deal with Rumiko Takahashi's signature hand pose? aftermath.site/whats-the-deal...
January 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
What's the deal with Rumiko Takahashi's signature hand pose? aftermath.site/whats-the-deal...
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Hello~ Me and @wolfieworld.bsky.social have been living together for almost a year now (and got married!) and need to raise some money to cover fees required for a partner visa so we can keep living together. Coquette Dragoon is 25% off for the next few months <3 itch.io/s/178665/bb-...
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Hello~ Me and @wolfieworld.bsky.social have been living together for almost a year now (and got married!) and need to raise some money to cover fees required for a partner visa so we can keep living together. Coquette Dragoon is 25% off for the next few months <3 itch.io/s/178665/bb-...
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rip dilbert. lets remember him through the classic tribute series dilbert 1-3, by cboyardee (cw suicide) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6j...
Dilbert, parts 1-3 by CBoyardee (MIRROR)
YouTube video by Pangloss6413
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January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
rip dilbert. lets remember him through the classic tribute series dilbert 1-3, by cboyardee (cw suicide) www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f6j...
espero que nunca chegue o dia em que eu vou ser julgado pelos meus scrobbles
não me surpreende que este gajo esteja a ser acusado de assédio
January 13, 2026 at 2:25 PM
espero que nunca chegue o dia em que eu vou ser julgado pelos meus scrobbles
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Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
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I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
October 25, 1511 at 8:26 PM
I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...
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January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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torre de controle: vôo 397, confirme sua localização
eu, no meu primeiro dia como piloto: opa. bão? a gente tá perto de uma nuvem que parece um leão
torre de controle: por favor, seja mais específico
eu: ela parece muito o mufasa pedindo pra o simba instalar o whatsapp pra ele
eu, no meu primeiro dia como piloto: opa. bão? a gente tá perto de uma nuvem que parece um leão
torre de controle: por favor, seja mais específico
eu: ela parece muito o mufasa pedindo pra o simba instalar o whatsapp pra ele
January 8, 2026 at 10:52 PM
torre de controle: vôo 397, confirme sua localização
eu, no meu primeiro dia como piloto: opa. bão? a gente tá perto de uma nuvem que parece um leão
torre de controle: por favor, seja mais específico
eu: ela parece muito o mufasa pedindo pra o simba instalar o whatsapp pra ele
eu, no meu primeiro dia como piloto: opa. bão? a gente tá perto de uma nuvem que parece um leão
torre de controle: por favor, seja mais específico
eu: ela parece muito o mufasa pedindo pra o simba instalar o whatsapp pra ele
i have also named my son after my favorite elden ring spell, Black Flame Blade
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
i have also named my son after my favorite elden ring spell, Black Flame Blade
30 or 40 years old bsky poster style of purchase
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 AM
30 or 40 years old bsky poster style of purchase
if imperialism is so good why isn't there a - hm.
if capitalism is so good why isn't there a - AH FUCK THIS
if capitalism is so good why isn't there a - AH FUCK THIS
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 AM
if imperialism is so good why isn't there a - hm.
if capitalism is so good why isn't there a - AH FUCK THIS
if capitalism is so good why isn't there a - AH FUCK THIS
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Hoje é Dia de Reis
January 6, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Hoje é Dia de Reis
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Kamen Rider Heisei Generations: Dr. Pac-Man vs. Ex-Aid & Ghost with Legend Riders (2016)
January 4, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Kamen Rider Heisei Generations: Dr. Pac-Man vs. Ex-Aid & Ghost with Legend Riders (2016)
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our iwgp saviour of new japan, a man who's stable is "No Party Affiliation" and wears a logo for jello pudding pops on his ass
January 4, 2026 at 9:34 AM
our iwgp saviour of new japan, a man who's stable is "No Party Affiliation" and wears a logo for jello pudding pops on his ass
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Taiji Ishimori has abs that look like the buttons on a Nokia cell phone 🤼♂️
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Taiji Ishimori has abs that look like the buttons on a Nokia cell phone 🤼♂️
#njwk20 man the sound mixing on the crowd sucks ass you can barely feel them getting excited for anything. Even the Jake Lee pop seemed modest 🤼
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 AM
#njwk20 man the sound mixing on the crowd sucks ass you can barely feel them getting excited for anything. Even the Jake Lee pop seemed modest 🤼