José Maia
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José Maia
@josemaia.pt
i like professional wrestling and giant robots

i touch computers professionally for a big german car company
they should put noriko and kazumi gunbuster in the new inazuma eleven game and have them do an inazuma kick
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
ahh i love this time of the year - bad weather, having to buy presents with "discounts", and especially having to renew my mandatory corporate trainings
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Quebra tudo Hideo Kojima!!!!!
I will always love short hair Bayonetta 💜
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Scenes like this are essentially the thesis of the entire series and I love it so much.
One of the best conversations in anime ever
YouTube video by Reirei
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November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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o balatro sai caro
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
the vision of the future presented by front mission 3 is so fascinating to go back to. they're just stopping production on ICEs in the 2100s and starting to sell hybrid vehicles; the internet and its navigation is one of the core focuses; China goes back to nationalization in 2112...
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
now that's "homo-genius: a history of gay inventors"
Out of curiosity I wanted to see just how close this was to hitting and that second frame is so tragic
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
you know in hindsight it's kinda crazy how much I enjoyed the Alan Parsons bit in the Austin Powers movie despite only being vaguely aware of it being "a band my dad listens to"
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.

Fuck cancer.

Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Vivec when an Argonian has a
spell of open lock 25 - 100 points, the ability of quick loading and an apprentice probe starts making noises outside his door
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the Mars season of the revolutions podcast goes so hard. we already knew mike duncan was great in his niche, but writing a sci-fi season that gently references all the other revolutions puts such a neat bow on things.

i'd buy a whole ass sf book if he wrote one
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
presinald trunt showing up to bill clinton's house like this
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
nunca vou tirar o mute em qualquer vídeo daquela rute que me apareça
A fusão da televisão com a internet está quase completa
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Hero's Adventure is 50% OFF: store.steampowered.com/app/1948980/...

One of the best RPGs I ever played, got over 130 hours in it. It's an open-world martial arts RPG with unparallel levels of freedom - join or destroy any faction, siege / save towns, become emperor, hunt secret arts, marry, etc...
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
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i'm sorry to have to relay this, but Leslie Lee III has passed away. if you can help with his family's expenses, please read on. they need the help right now.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The 8 new inductees to the Wrestling Observer Newsletter Hall of Fame are Spiros Arion, Gran Hamada, Dorrell Dixon, CM Punk, Cody Rhodes, Sabu, Bobby Bruns and French promoter Raoul Paoli by fiat.

7 voted in, 1 via fiat.

www.f4wonline.com/newsletters/...
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Kane, Tam Nakano and Batista would be a hell of a trios team
The candidates that will be added to the 2026 WON HOF Ballot are KENTA, Dave Batista, The Great Sasuke, Kane, Tam Nakano, Tibor Szakacs, Colosso Colosetti, Andreas Lambrakis, Booker T, Dick Murdoch, Kyoko Inoue, Gunther, Los Espantos, Le Petit Prince.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I finished Gquuuuuux this week and it was an absolute waste of my time. Truly has nothing to say, no interesting characters, ugly CGI robots...

does anyone know of any well written critiques about it?
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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"I see the game as the guest. I want to make sure I do everything I can to show off every part of this guest."

I spoke with Shinya Arino, host and faithful "employee" of GameCenter CX about his philosophy, career highlights, and the secrets behind the trailblazing show. He was a delight.
The Unlikely ‘Father’ of Let’s Plays 🎮🎥

Japanese national treasure Shinya Arino has been the host of GameCenter CX for more than 20 years.

@lewisgordon.bsky.social meets with the comedian, host and game industry’s original ‘Let’s Player’ to discuss what makes the show so beloved to this day.
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Kojima did a huge oopsie
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM