JP
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@JPaulYall from the defunct bird app. Gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot
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THEY SAID YOU AINT ALLOWED TO DRINK MELTED DOWN YUM DINGERS WITH EVERCLEAR AND FLAT FAYGO WHILE YOU DRIVE A CHEVY LUV TRUCK THROUGH A LIVE TRACTOR PULL YOU NEEDED TO REGISTER FOR! WE’RE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY LET HER HAVE HER MEDICINAL GANDER MOUNTAIN PRIVILEGES BROTHER!
This is a newspaper headline from Back to the Future 2 when Marty McFly travels to the Biff world.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
THEY SAID YOU AINT ALLOWED TO DRINK MELTED DOWN YUM DINGERS WITH EVERCLEAR AND FLAT FAYGO WHILE YOU DRIVE A CHEVY LUV TRUCK THROUGH A LIVE TRACTOR PULL YOU NEEDED TO REGISTER FOR! WE’RE GONNA MAKE SURE THEY LET HER HAVE HER MEDICINAL GANDER MOUNTAIN PRIVILEGES BROTHER!
“I’ve never known more about what isn’t going on in a movie”
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“I’ve never known more about what isn’t going on in a movie”
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Drew Magary is puking blood somewhere
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Drew Magary is puking blood somewhere
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Klay Thompson on Ja Morant calling him a "bum": “Nothing of intelligent depth. Just running his mouth. He’s been running his mouth a long time. It’s funny you run your mouth when you’re on the bench. It’s kinda been the whole story of his career so far.”
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Klay Thompson on Ja Morant calling him a "bum": “Nothing of intelligent depth. Just running his mouth. He’s been running his mouth a long time. It’s funny you run your mouth when you’re on the bench. It’s kinda been the whole story of his career so far.”
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
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notre dame has had the ball for only 7 minutes and 41 seconds. they have a 56-point lead at the start of the 3rd quarter.
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
notre dame has had the ball for only 7 minutes and 41 seconds. they have a 56-point lead at the start of the 3rd quarter.
The Governor’s Cup 2025: where the less unserious team will be victorious
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Governor’s Cup 2025: where the less unserious team will be victorious
35-0 in the first quarter, yikes
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
35-0 in the first quarter, yikes
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marjorie taylor green last time is now tournament
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
marjorie taylor green last time is now tournament
Idk if anything is actually fixed (I did like switching up the starting lineup tho), but I much prefer this as to the abomination that took place on Tuesday. Go Cats.
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Idk if anything is actually fixed (I did like switching up the starting lineup tho), but I much prefer this as to the abomination that took place on Tuesday. Go Cats.
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
TL;DR Lane is outta there on the first thing smokin
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
TL;DR Lane is outta there on the first thing smokin
Mamdani wisely covering his cock and balls
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Mamdani wisely covering his cock and balls
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Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Miller as soon as Zohran leaves the WH
Thad Matta coaches Butler, did y’all know this??
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Thad Matta coaches Butler, did y’all know this??
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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TikTok thread GO
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
TikTok thread GO
Can’t even do the whole “well they fought back and made it close” like what happened in the Louisville game. A complete and thorough ass kicking tonight. This better get fixed
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Can’t even do the whole “well they fought back and made it close” like what happened in the Louisville game. A complete and thorough ass kicking tonight. This better get fixed
I tend to be more optimistic when it comes to Kentucky basketball than I am with Kentucky football, and I’ve also never been the championship or bust guy. But this shit is completely unacceptable. It feels like Billy Clyde is back on the sideline
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I tend to be more optimistic when it comes to Kentucky basketball than I am with Kentucky football, and I’ve also never been the championship or bust guy. But this shit is completely unacceptable. It feels like Billy Clyde is back on the sideline
Ok so there’s data that backs this up and not just eye test. Garrison has been awful this year
Moreno +2, Garrison -16
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ok so there’s data that backs this up and not just eye test. Garrison has been awful this year
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While we’re here, this is what happens when you let a radio host with WAY too much fuckin influence run the athletic department
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
While we’re here, this is what happens when you let a radio host with WAY too much fuckin influence run the athletic department
And I’m going to the game on Friday with friends from the former bird app lol
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
And I’m going to the game on Friday with friends from the former bird app lol
Put the fuckin spreadsheets away and toughen the hell up
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Put the fuckin spreadsheets away and toughen the hell up