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· Jul 13
My mom has been cleaning stuff up at my parents’ house & found a letter where young me made some very good points about not wanting to sing in church
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The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
The real problem with Thanksgiving dinner is not any of the crap you normos are complaining about but really it’s how not enough of the traditional selections pair with chili crisp
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The real problem with Thanksgiving dinner is not any of the crap you normos are complaining about but really it’s how not enough of the traditional selections pair with chili crisp
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A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
A little bit of Bobby giving hope
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
A little bit of Stevie making jobs
A little bit of Johnny spending cash
Five years ago we had these mans.
Can’t believe it’s the year 9595 already
November 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Can’t believe it’s the year 9595 already
the thing about being part time AND working in an admin job that does a lot of important stuff is sorry, but i'll be sending you a lot of emails on this, the tuesday before thanksgiving, bec i'm not back in the office till monday
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the thing about being part time AND working in an admin job that does a lot of important stuff is sorry, but i'll be sending you a lot of emails on this, the tuesday before thanksgiving, bec i'm not back in the office till monday
you guys (colloquial), i don't want to do any more work, but i have so much work to do
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
you guys (colloquial), i don't want to do any more work, but i have so much work to do
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I fuckin love this movie so imagine my excitement when I was in the hospital after having Bep and it was on tv and I watched it while he slept next to me
This week on the show, we're joined by our bud @jamellebouie.net as we chat about the fantastic 1993 western, TOMBSTONE! Out now wherever you get podcasts, including commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I fuckin love this movie so imagine my excitement when I was in the hospital after having Bep and it was on tv and I watched it while he slept next to me
Somebody doing a funny misspelling of a name I muted? That’s a paddlin
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Somebody doing a funny misspelling of a name I muted? That’s a paddlin
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call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
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star wars discourse? not on my watch! the only sci-fi we're talking about today is MST3K baby!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
star wars discourse? not on my watch! the only sci-fi we're talking about today is MST3K baby!!!!!!!!!!!
I should not have this much work to do on the Monday before Thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I should not have this much work to do on the Monday before Thanksgiving
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It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
again, not to sound like an old crank, but why does everything change so much all the time with the microsoft suite?!?!? wtf is going on with sharepoint, the news posts look fugly as shit now, i hate this, your templates are an abomination
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
again, not to sound like an old crank, but why does everything change so much all the time with the microsoft suite?!?!? wtf is going on with sharepoint, the news posts look fugly as shit now, i hate this, your templates are an abomination
i use a spreadsheet to track my cycle because tracker apps wig me out, anyway, the fun thing about that is i have a notes column where i write things like "i am in hell" "greasy hair" "congested" and i can review those data points and be like "oh i'm not a hideous beast, right"
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i use a spreadsheet to track my cycle because tracker apps wig me out, anyway, the fun thing about that is i have a notes column where i write things like "i am in hell" "greasy hair" "congested" and i can review those data points and be like "oh i'm not a hideous beast, right"
WHY ARE ADMIN JOBS SO BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR, PLACE ME IN THE CONE OF SCREAMING PLS
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
WHY ARE ADMIN JOBS SO BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR, PLACE ME IN THE CONE OF SCREAMING PLS
if i ever got invited to one of those powerpoint presentation parties i would discuss Weird Al Yankovic and there'd be a special section about how that guy can spit bars, pointing to Hardware Store and White & Nerdy as prime examples
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
if i ever got invited to one of those powerpoint presentation parties i would discuss Weird Al Yankovic and there'd be a special section about how that guy can spit bars, pointing to Hardware Store and White & Nerdy as prime examples
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