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Weaz 🍗
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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account

& Titus Forever
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My mom has been cleaning stuff up at my parents’ house & found a letter where young me made some very good points about not wanting to sing in church
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November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I fuckin love this movie so imagine my excitement when I was in the hospital after having Bep and it was on tv and I watched it while he slept next to me
This week on the show, we're joined by our bud @jamellebouie.net as we chat about the fantastic 1993 western, TOMBSTONE! Out now wherever you get podcasts, including commercial-free on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wehatemovies
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Somebody doing a funny misspelling of a name I muted? That’s a paddlin
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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call me Richard the way I'm Scarry in this busy town
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Beep
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
star wars discourse? not on my watch! the only sci-fi we're talking about today is MST3K baby!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I should not have this much work to do on the Monday before Thanksgiving
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
again, not to sound like an old crank, but why does everything change so much all the time with the microsoft suite?!?!? wtf is going on with sharepoint, the news posts look fugly as shit now, i hate this, your templates are an abomination
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i use a spreadsheet to track my cycle because tracker apps wig me out, anyway, the fun thing about that is i have a notes column where i write things like "i am in hell" "greasy hair" "congested" and i can review those data points and be like "oh i'm not a hideous beast, right"
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
WHY ARE ADMIN JOBS SO BUSY THIS TIME OF YEAR, PLACE ME IN THE CONE OF SCREAMING PLS
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
if i ever got invited to one of those powerpoint presentation parties i would discuss Weird Al Yankovic and there'd be a special section about how that guy can spit bars, pointing to Hardware Store and White & Nerdy as prime examples
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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One’s gotta go
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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An underrated Futurama character is Joey Mousepad, which is just a great name for a robot who is in the mafia.
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Extremely displeased right now
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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fourth quarter cowboys-eagles
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I was describing The Chair Company to my mom and she seems genuinely interested in watching. For the record she loved Twin Peaks so this tracks
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
James and I ordered a spinach dip to split at lunch but it was so fucked up with onions we sent it back and I am still dealing with messed up guts, onion edition

Onions, I kind of hate them
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If anything bad happens to Skinny Batman it’s over for me
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My dad is furious with the birds’ offense
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As we were leaving the restaurant a lady was walking in wearing a Philly marathon medal so I enthusiastically congratulated her and told her to go eat some pizza, birds by 55
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM