Weaz 🦇
@spiceweasel.bsky.social
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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account & Titus Forever
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My mom has been cleaning stuff up at my parents’ house & found a letter where young me made some very good points about not wanting to sing in church
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Already 5:17pm?! (Dinner panic)
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i need an epic quest that can be completed in about 15-20 minutes
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Happy belated, get me those quarterly reports by EOB
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I’m saying I’ve had a lot on my mind grapes lately. Also thank you mom for taking care of Bep this afternoon so I could take care of me
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In order to get my head right re: everything, I went for a run and I did 3mi in 28:30 in my parents’ v hilly and boring to run in neighborhood so
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She should be doing shampoo commercials, her hair is incredible
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Handsome doctors: a national concern
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🫩 back at the hot eye doctor
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I also forgot to tell everyone wrt my eye appointment: my eye doctor is extremely hot!!! It is so upsetting having hot people that close to my face!!!
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One of those “toddler ensures simple tasks take 5x longer than usual” days send help
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s/o to my homeboy cookie monster for entertaining Bep for a few minutes while i scramble to get us out the door to my parents' house so they can watch him while i go to the eye doctor (ugh a rooney)
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I texted James the following after I admitted my mistake: Sharks, I am asking for $375,000 in exchange for a 5% stake in cococoffee, the hydrating coffee that tastes super gross
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Me: ok, this week has been kind of rough but I am gonna crush it
Me, two seconds ago: *accidentally grabs the coconut water instead of the half & half and pours it into her coffee*
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James let me sleep in this morning (till 8:15!!!) and again, i have to say he rocks
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Bep just asked to listen to the Monster Mash, out real national anthem
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New castle county is faded Delco lmao
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Wow my decorations look great this year
Chadwick sitting on the arm of the couch behind two decorative Halloween pillows
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Maryland accent is just relaxed fit delco
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Good news there is a multi-floor Netflix experience opening in King of Prussia Mall and other locations, in which you can buy the Netflix, escape the Netflix, taste the Netflix, and maybe even kiss the Netflix if you play your cards right.

GABBO IS COMING.
NETFLIX HOUSE.
GABBO IS COMING is a Simpsons reference for my fellow 90 year olds.
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You’ve been visited by smooth Liam Neeson on Miami Vice.
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Every time I hear You Sexy Thing, I can't help but remember when I thought the Hot Chocolate guy was singing "I believe in Urkel"