Frankendarling
@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
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Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him
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futurehasbeen.bsky.social
My new found footage project Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot, a forgotten sitcom intro mixtape is now on YouTube:

youtu.be/UhNBaxBOtcU?...
Sitcoms That Primetime Forgot
YouTube video by Michael Darling
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jeffinghambellw.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
Young and smoking hot Jack and Roz Kirby

#comics
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Dolly said the most withering “bless your heart” to her.
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boaty.bsky.social
Well yeah, the debut album came out in 1970
fernmonkey.bsky.social
And a T. rex is closer in time to us than it is to a Stegosaurus.
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futurehasbeen.bsky.social
razzball.bsky.social
Kershaw couldn’t retire before one final postseason blowup
Clayton Kershaw
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mattdwilson.net
Listen you don't have to like the Cubs but you have to respect the only team in all of pro sports who insist that their mascot is without question the BABY animal
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mytwidds.bsky.social
In a sport built on randomness, Kershaw displayed Kobe-levels of dedication to the craft of sucking mondo ass every single October, and I think that’s beautiful
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markokloos.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
An image of Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music, twirling on an alpine meadow in a long Austrian skirt, next to an image of Christopher Plummer as Georg Von Trapp in the same movie, tearing a Nazi flag in half.
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
I was “coincidentally” laid off from Antifa when I tried to unionize my chapter so, you know, take their rhetoric with a grain of salt
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luxalptraum.com
TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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jaredwade.bsky.social
Guns N' Roses, while playing a show last night in Bogotá, Colombia, borrowed this flag sign out of the crowd. Axl held it up for everyone then later ran around stage wearing it around his neck while singing. Said the whole band would sign it then make sure the fan got it back.
brunodoamaral.bsky.social
No show do Guns N' Roses de ontem em Bogotá, o Axl recebeu essa bandeira da plateia durante a música Civil War.
Cantor Axl Rose, homem branco de meia idade com cabelo louro, segura uma bandeira da palestina com o logotipo do Guns N' Roses e escrito "I don't need your civil war".
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internethippo.bsky.social
The Greek myth ending of this story is the Trump gang's invention of leftist bogeymen accidentally provokes the advent of actual militant leftism, because it becomes the only realistic way of resisting his abuses
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internethippo.bsky.social
One of the reasons they're having trouble concocting a Left Wing Terrorism epidemic is basically nobody in this country has ever met a left wing person. You might as well say we're being invaded by the smurfs
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
“Another team” is some incredible self confidence
ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
futurehasbeen.bsky.social
It’s the only one that could conceivably make it into a real late night monologue as it has a small element of surprise.
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alexkirshner.com
The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons
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futurehasbeen.bsky.social
Worst part is that’s the best joke.
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drewmagary.bsky.social
Holy shit this thread bsky.app/profile/olli...
ollieconnolly.bsky.social
Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media
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it is kind of funny that the guy with transparently the least integrity in mass media likes to scold and lecture so much
kjephd.bsky.social
Jake Tapper did a whole interview with Trump by text message? Which means he can't actually confirm it was him. And now everyone's asking even more than before very reasonable questions about the wannabe dictator's health.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
The CNN anchor did not explain how he verified that it was the president — not any of his aides — who authored the written responses to his questions.

He also did not explain whether he’d made any effort to speak with the president by phone, something that has become commonplace for reporters covering the second Trump administration because Trump has maintained use of his personal mobile phone since returning to the presidency and frequently uses it to contact reporters directly.

The president’s purported text message exchange with Tapper was also unusual because Trump is not known to be a frequent user of his phone’s text message capacity.

He also famously eschews email and other written forms of communication and during his first term he openly complained when attorneys working for his administration took notes during meetings.

Trump’s unconventional use of text-based communications to purportedly respond to Tapper comes as questions continue to swirl about the state of his health
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime
nikigrayson.com
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault