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Infatuated with Gulper Eels
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Drinking testosterone and estrogen via silly straw.

He/him pronouns
Every now and then I wake up and just go: “my god, I could have just become an art student.”

I would probably be dumber, but I would likely be happier. Also I probably would have grown a thicker skin about things lmao, but alternate realities always seem greener.
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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I have to say, I do not love this new trend of large liberal accounts with millions of followers identifying Jews.
February 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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We can do a much better job at explaining antisemitism to leftists.

Antisemitism is particularly insidious precisely because of its flexibility — people slipping into antisemitic tropes use Jewishness alternately as an ethnicity, a race, a nationality and a religion, often without realizing.
February 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Discord is already starting to walk things back a little, so people should keep doing what they're doing (cancel Nitro, leave feedback/criticism, direct contact through support tickets/phone/email/etc)
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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A reference to a video posted on MinnMax in congress… weird stuff.
THANEDAR: What did your ICE agent mean when he said, 'you raise your voice, I erase your voice' in the video all of us have seen?

LYONS: I'm not aware of that video. I can't comment
February 10, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Did you Know discord has a phone number, Email and address?
discord.com/company-info...

Discord Inc.
444 De Haro Street
Suite 200
San Francisco, CA 94107

Phone: 888-594-0085
Email: [email protected]

Customer Support: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...

#Discord
Company Information - Impressum | Discord
Read Discord's Impressum, statement of ownership, as well as company information.
discord.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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Discord out here inventing noncon age regression
yeah i’m ATAD (assigned teen at discord)
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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Here's the link for their "teen council" application form that's linked on their page and in which is the only way of feedback for these changes.

I'd suggest flooding it to all hell with demanding the changes to not go through. Inconvenience them.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Discord Teen Council Application 2026
Thank you for your interest in joining Discord's first Teen Council! As a council member, you'll share your perspectives on Discord features, safety and wellbeing tools, and help create resources that...
docs.google.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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You know I've thought about it a lot and I really do think getting drawn by yoji shinkawa would basically be the best thing that could happen to a person in their lifetime
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Tfw a phone charm breaks within a week of having it.

I know just by having it on my phone I put it under a lot of stress but cmonnnnnnn
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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for my latest @us.theguardian.com talked to teens leading and joining anti-ICE walkouts from TX to MD to WI.

one NYC teen: "I feel scared [of ICE] every day... But I’m not going to let that stop me, because bravery is just the positive way to say you’re scared, and I’d rather be brave than scared."
These are the high schoolers taking a stand against ICE: ‘You can’t let despair take over’
Thousands of students across the US have been walking out of their schools to protest ICE in their communities
www.theguardian.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I did not sleep all night, impulsively booked a trip into England, and then conked out for four hours.
February 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM
You are exhausting.
SENATE AND HOUSE DEMOCRATS ARE UNITED ON REINING IN THE ABUSES OF ICE

Americans have watched in horror as ICE has terrorized communities across the country

Federal agents can’t continue to cause chaos in our cities while more Americans are killed

We must rein in ICE

Here’s what we're demanding:
February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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"For years, a cottage industry of political observers has contorted itself to obscure and occlude the obvious. That regardless of what others see in him, Trump’s entire political career...cannot be understood outside the context of his bitter, deep-seated racism." (gift link)
Opinion | This Is Just Who Trump Is
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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#brry12moons prompt home 🏡
It's where the heart is.
February 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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very typical of meta to stumble into a thriving and successful *living game* in VR and drive it into the ground
Here’s a story I’ve been working on for a few weeks.

Over 50 Supernatural fans reached out to share how a VR fitness game changed their lives — and they had choice words about how Mark Zuckerberg and Meta killed the one thing that brought them together.

(Gift link)

tinyurl.com/4yaftn2s
Supernatural was a breakout VR fitness sensation — meet the women furious with Mark Zuckerberg for killing it
‘I despise Meta.’
tinyurl.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
This is my go to primer on Gamergate.
I was similarly about to post one of Ian's videos, albeit one from 2021 that is more of a retrospective rather than an at-the-time thing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYW...
Endnote 5: A Case Study in Digital Radicalism (UC Merced Talk)
YouTube video by Innuendo Studios
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Whenever people (correctly) argue that Gamergate was a pivotal event in the development of the modern right, I always get the sense that a lot of people who object are doing so out of a sense of embarrassment that something so stupid could be so significant
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM
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The thing about being "Radicalized by Gamergate" for example is that if literally every single allegation thrown out by 4Chan was true, it being a reason to support a dictator murdering people in the streets is still totally insane.

"The Jews shrank Lara Croft's boobs, so we had to kill a lesbian."
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM