Just Bulky
@justbulky.com
Family Motto: 'Non grave, sed inhabile', 'It's not heavy, it's just bulky'.
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
Go-To guy. To-Go guy.
he/him
inches/ounces
I cook meals.
Good with words.
Dad to the best kid, ever!
Husband to an awesome lady.
Go-To guy. To-Go guy.
he/him
inches/ounces
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Just Bulky
@justbulky.com
· Sep 23
People who believe in The Rapture can all kiss my Left Behind (TM).
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study : ScienceAlert share.google/EDh7fGzFhtFH...
Cheese Linked to Lower Dementia Risk in 25-Year Study
One of the finest foods available to humanity may carry an unexpected benefit.
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December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This one hurts.
This is my wedding ring.
Before we got married, my wife and I bonded over many things, especially movies, especially "The Princess Bride" and especially the Miracle Max scene.
She took my dad's wedding ring and had "To Blave" engraved. It means True Love.
RIP Rob & Michele
This is my wedding ring.
Before we got married, my wife and I bonded over many things, especially movies, especially "The Princess Bride" and especially the Miracle Max scene.
She took my dad's wedding ring and had "To Blave" engraved. It means True Love.
RIP Rob & Michele
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
This one hurts.
This is my wedding ring.
Before we got married, my wife and I bonded over many things, especially movies, especially "The Princess Bride" and especially the Miracle Max scene.
She took my dad's wedding ring and had "To Blave" engraved. It means True Love.
RIP Rob & Michele
This is my wedding ring.
Before we got married, my wife and I bonded over many things, especially movies, especially "The Princess Bride" and especially the Miracle Max scene.
She took my dad's wedding ring and had "To Blave" engraved. It means True Love.
RIP Rob & Michele
Tonight, we're going to find out another kind of horrible Trump will be.
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Tonight, we're going to find out another kind of horrible Trump will be.
Happy Birthday to the original DVD!!!
It's Dick Van Dyke. He's 100 today! Sharp as a tack.
It's Dick Van Dyke. He's 100 today! Sharp as a tack.
December 13, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Happy Birthday to the original DVD!!!
It's Dick Van Dyke. He's 100 today! Sharp as a tack.
It's Dick Van Dyke. He's 100 today! Sharp as a tack.
More. Give us more. Bring 'em all down.
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
More. Give us more. Bring 'em all down.
Cookie Dough with Chunks of Ice Cream in it.
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Cookie Dough with Chunks of Ice Cream in it.
Pooping. Guy gets into stall next to me to poop. Clearly nothing happens with him. He proceeds to wipe .... nothing. Then flushes nothing.
People are weird.
Buddy .... we all poop. We make butt sounds. It's ok. Sure, we might laugh. Laughing is healthy.
Holding in your poops, however...
People are weird.
Buddy .... we all poop. We make butt sounds. It's ok. Sure, we might laugh. Laughing is healthy.
Holding in your poops, however...
December 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pooping. Guy gets into stall next to me to poop. Clearly nothing happens with him. He proceeds to wipe .... nothing. Then flushes nothing.
People are weird.
Buddy .... we all poop. We make butt sounds. It's ok. Sure, we might laugh. Laughing is healthy.
Holding in your poops, however...
People are weird.
Buddy .... we all poop. We make butt sounds. It's ok. Sure, we might laugh. Laughing is healthy.
Holding in your poops, however...
RFK Jr. is a proponent of Global Worming.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
RFK Jr. is a proponent of Global Worming.
And remember; spay and neuter your presidents.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 AM
And remember; spay and neuter your presidents.
Ok.
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Ok.
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Surgery tomorrow (technically today). It's minor. Chemo port removal.
Also family Thanksgiving.
I'm technically cooking, but we ordered pre-made sides to warm up and getting Costco rotisserie chicken and pumpkin pie(s).
Should be good! I'm excited for everything!
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Weird Al '85 Valleyfair
The Ataris
A New Found Glory
Blink 182
Weird Al '15 Mystic Lake
So into 00's punk in the day, sandwiched in-between a little Weird Al-in-Shakopee-but-not-the-same-venue sandwich.
Actress Staci Keanan, of TV's My Two Dads and Step By Step fame, quit acting and became a lawyer in the Los Angeles area under her birth name, Anastasia Sagorsky.
There is also a Stacey Keenan who just so happens to be a lawyer in Minnesota. Unfortunately, her birth name is not Anastasia Sagorsky.
There is also a Stacey Keenan who just so happens to be a lawyer in Minnesota. Unfortunately, her birth name is not Anastasia Sagorsky.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Actress Staci Keanan, of TV's My Two Dads and Step By Step fame, quit acting and became a lawyer in the Los Angeles area under her birth name, Anastasia Sagorsky.
There is also a Stacey Keenan who just so happens to be a lawyer in Minnesota. Unfortunately, her birth name is not Anastasia Sagorsky.
There is also a Stacey Keenan who just so happens to be a lawyer in Minnesota. Unfortunately, her birth name is not Anastasia Sagorsky.
Guys.
It's "Dirty Deeds. Done Dirt Cheap."
Not.
"Dirty Deeds. Dunderchee."
You're welcome.
It's "Dirty Deeds. Done Dirt Cheap."
Not.
"Dirty Deeds. Dunderchee."
You're welcome.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Guys.
It's "Dirty Deeds. Done Dirt Cheap."
Not.
"Dirty Deeds. Dunderchee."
You're welcome.
It's "Dirty Deeds. Done Dirt Cheap."
Not.
"Dirty Deeds. Dunderchee."
You're welcome.
What's wrong with my family?
My child doesn't like mac and cheese. Says it's too cheesy.
My wife doesn't care for turkey OR ham for thanksgiving, so we're getting Costco chickens.
Did I mess up?
My child doesn't like mac and cheese. Says it's too cheesy.
My wife doesn't care for turkey OR ham for thanksgiving, so we're getting Costco chickens.
Did I mess up?
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What's wrong with my family?
My child doesn't like mac and cheese. Says it's too cheesy.
My wife doesn't care for turkey OR ham for thanksgiving, so we're getting Costco chickens.
Did I mess up?
My child doesn't like mac and cheese. Says it's too cheesy.
My wife doesn't care for turkey OR ham for thanksgiving, so we're getting Costco chickens.
Did I mess up?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
We built this city on rock and roll
Built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
Say you don't know me or recognize my face
Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night
Maybe the real pig was the President in the White House we met along the way.
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Maybe the real pig was the President in the White House we met along the way.
Hi. This is a reminder that Neil Gaiman is a big piece of shit and knows it and can go fuck himself and owes me at least, like, $50 because I bought a bunch of his stuff and then I found out he likes to sexually assault women.
Fuck you, Neil.
To quote Ben Folds: "Give me my money back, you bitch."
Fuck you, Neil.
To quote Ben Folds: "Give me my money back, you bitch."
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Hi. This is a reminder that Neil Gaiman is a big piece of shit and knows it and can go fuck himself and owes me at least, like, $50 because I bought a bunch of his stuff and then I found out he likes to sexually assault women.
Fuck you, Neil.
To quote Ben Folds: "Give me my money back, you bitch."
Fuck you, Neil.
To quote Ben Folds: "Give me my money back, you bitch."
Can stations stop censoring songs on the radio? Listen, we know the guy said "fuck" in the song. You bleeped out the "uc", but we still heard the "fk". We know. Just fucking stop.
It's like saying "is Trump in the files?". We know he is. Everybody knows. Stop pussyfooting around. Fuck.
It's like saying "is Trump in the files?". We know he is. Everybody knows. Stop pussyfooting around. Fuck.
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Can stations stop censoring songs on the radio? Listen, we know the guy said "fuck" in the song. You bleeped out the "uc", but we still heard the "fk". We know. Just fucking stop.
It's like saying "is Trump in the files?". We know he is. Everybody knows. Stop pussyfooting around. Fuck.
It's like saying "is Trump in the files?". We know he is. Everybody knows. Stop pussyfooting around. Fuck.
I know we want the Epstein list released, but how come nobody's talking about this? hightimes.com/news/politic...
Hemp Ban Hidden Inside Government Shutdown Bill. Mitch McConnell Backed The Move | High Times
As Congress scrambles to end the shutdown, Senate leaders slipped in language that would outlaw intoxicating hemp products nationwide. The provision, backed by Mitch McConnell, could wipe out most of ...
hightimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I know we want the Epstein list released, but how come nobody's talking about this? hightimes.com/news/politic...
She's so bent out of shape about Same-Sex marriages, she should be focusing on some-sex marriages, because we all know she's not getting those.
Kim Davis is so angry that the Supreme Court failed to uphold her deeply held religious belief that "marriage is sacred," she's threatening to get three MORE divorces.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
She's so bent out of shape about Same-Sex marriages, she should be focusing on some-sex marriages, because we all know she's not getting those.
Because most of them are British or what-the-fuck-ever, I can call them all a bunch of cunty cunts. James McAvoy...stupid eyebrow fuck. More like James McAvoID, amirite? Eh? EH?
‘Harry Potter’ Audible Books Cast Guide: All the Hollywood Stars Voicing Hogwarts Characters
Audible is releasing "Harry Potter" audio books with major Hollywood stars. See who's who in this cast guide.
variety.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Because most of them are British or what-the-fuck-ever, I can call them all a bunch of cunty cunts. James McAvoy...stupid eyebrow fuck. More like James McAvoID, amirite? Eh? EH?
Oh no. One of the parents of the kids in rock n roll choir named one of their other kids Egon.
Seriously.
Seriously.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Oh no. One of the parents of the kids in rock n roll choir named one of their other kids Egon.
Seriously.
Seriously.