Justin Coke
@justincoke.bsky.social
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justincoke.bsky.social
A substantive response of course
gxldsociety.bsky.social
BREAKING: DeSantis was mid-speech when a protester erupted with accusations about Epstein.

The tension was electric — the room froze. The Epstein scandal isn’t over. It’s a political bomb that keeps finding new targets.

RELEASE THE FILES!
justincoke.bsky.social
Wow, he's so far gone he's having moments of terminal moral lucidity, which must really suck for him.
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
justincoke.bsky.social
A) Oh no and B) this is the same thing as threatening to move to Canada if Trump wins. I get the feeling but most people aren't doing it.
misoshnik.bsky.social
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
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Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”
justincoke.bsky.social
So I took this photo but when I text it it looks like the 2nd image. But if I save it to dropbox, it looks right. What is happening?
justincoke.bsky.social
Washington started shooting people because of a tariff on tea so yeah. Low threshold for violence.
justincoke.bsky.social
Sharia law doesn't need to be banned because it doesn't exist in the US. So he's really calling for the banning of Islam in the usual slightly deniable bullshit way these people talk.
justincoke.bsky.social
If there was a high school weightlifting coach that expected everyone to bench 225 out of the gate everyone would see how silly that is but making high school kids read stuff that requires footnotes to understand the dated vocabulary is great. I don’t get it.
justincoke.bsky.social
That’s either great for the Brewers or it’s terrible cause they’ll regress the mean and get swept or it means nothing. Baseball!
jaysonst.bsky.social
The Brewers and Dodgers played 6 games this season.

Games won:
Brewers 6
Dodgers 0

Great NLCS on the way!
justincoke.bsky.social
That’s either great for the Brewers or it’s terrible cause they’ll regress the mean and get swept or it means nothing. Baseball!
jaysonst.bsky.social
The Brewers and Dodgers played 6 games this season.

Games won:
Brewers 6
Dodgers 0

Great NLCS on the way!
justincoke.bsky.social
Yeah I see a flaw in that painting the enemy as antifascist is kind of an unnecessary giveaway if you were growing it in a lab.
justincoke.bsky.social
And I don't mean it was a mistake to cast him in that movie. I mean Jaime Kennedy was a mistake.
justincoke.bsky.social
If I weren't here to gloat I wouldn't be here at all.

But anyway, my god. I have this vague and absurd hope that there's an enormous amount of bullshit that's in the process of getting flushed and seeing Leto and Tron swirling around the drain is heartening.
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
justincoke.bsky.social
You can track the decline with triangulating their bullshit. We went from the doc bragging about how he was the healthiest president of all time when he couldn't go down stairs to "best I can do is compare him to a 65 year old who smokes 3 packs of Old Golds a day while chugging Wild Irish Rose"
justincoke.bsky.social
HEY DID YOU GET THIS MOVIE IS A META COMMENTARY ON SLASHER FLICKS? --- Scream.
justincoke.bsky.social
It’s just as dumb as it looks. Don’t cook up some double secret probation stuff. They did it and then they chickened out because it looked bad. The colostomy bag is leaking, that’s all.
jd-14.bsky.social
Trump administration reversing federal job cuts

Trump administration reversing federal job cuts and re-hiring those laid off. Workers have until the end of October to return to the office.

www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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justincoke.bsky.social
I understand scream a lot better as an adult and wow what human trash can wrote this? I mean it’s good writing but I don’t like the human writing it. Also Jaime Kennedy was a mistake.
justincoke.bsky.social
The scream movie is so old that having a cell phone was considered suspicious.
justincoke.bsky.social
It's supposed to be impressive but instead it looks like a Naked Gun bit.
houstonchronicle.com
The Texas Republican Party’s governing body on Saturday backed down from its threat to bar nearly a half dozen lawmakers from next year’s GOP primary ballot, ending an intraparty stalemate that would have led the organization into a costly legal battle.
Texas GOP abandons effort to kick 10 Republican lawmakers off primary ballot
The decision by the group's governing board ends an intraparty stalemate that would have led the organization into a costly legal battle.
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justincoke.bsky.social
I realize that's not the main objection but yes he's a loony fascist and this is awful but my point is that 50 year old women who eat unseasoned food, follow all the rules, and obsessively plan everything are very valuable and Donald clearly doesn't have one.
justincoke.bsky.social
I think in prior White Houses there was someone whose job was to making things work right and look good. That looks like some dorks trying to cram their Warhammer map on a folding table that is too small.
onestpress.onestnetwork.com
Press pool: “On Trump’s desk in the Oval Office today was a plan for a triumphal arch on the other side of the river from the Lincoln Memorial”
justincoke.bsky.social
I think in prior White Houses there was someone whose job was to making things work right and look good. That looks like some dorks trying to cram their Warhammer map on a folding table that is too small.
onestpress.onestnetwork.com
Press pool: “On Trump’s desk in the Oval Office today was a plan for a triumphal arch on the other side of the river from the Lincoln Memorial”
justincoke.bsky.social
By which I mean they should have been saying that years and a few hundred billion dollars ago.
justincoke.bsky.social
You remember when at the start of the pandemic everyone was hanging on whether WHO was going to call it a pandemic as if anyone with a dictionary and a map of infected countries couldn't make that call? We need to stop waiting for people in fancy suits to think for us. A lot of them are bad at it.
histoftech.bsky.social
“Concerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown lately, with analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis.”

Hang onto your butts. This “correction” is gonna hurt.
futurism.com/artificial-i...
Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster
The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.
futurism.com