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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid
@jwar.bsky.social
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Please don’t be afraid of my cabinet, it’s a totally normal human-being-sized cabinet (he/him) #BLM
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · Nov 19
Defending my home by loudly ordering Alexa to buy twenty copies of The Art of the Deal so that the stormtroopers outside my front door can hear me
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 2h
This is Godwin’s Law on shitty steroids
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 2h
a close up of captain america wearing a helmet with a letter a on it
Alt: a close up of captain america wearing a helmet with a letter a on it, saluting
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 2h
Fantastic novella, seconding the recommendation
richardkadrey.bsky.social Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 2h
1/2 I’m recommending a horror book & movie every day until Halloween. Two books today: Victor LaValle’s brilliant novella, THE BALLAD OF BLACK TOM, which turns HPL's racism upside down and She Walks in Shadows by. Silvia Moreno-Garcia and Paula R. Stiles, a great collection of cosmic horror by women
THE BALLAD OF BLACK TOM by Victor LaValle SHE WALKS IN SHADOWS edited by Silvia Moreno-Garcia and Paula R. Stiles FROM BEYOND THE RESURRECTED
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 2h
I’m an atheist and honestly his streak of Damien-Thorn-esque persistence makes me think that’s a capital A at the start of that term
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders 🏳️‍⚧ @charliejane.bsky.social · 2h
I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 2h
You hate to see it and love to see it, simultaneously
mississippifreepress.org Mississippi Free Press @mississippifreepress.org · 2h
Former Trump administration national security adviser John Bolton was charged Thursday in a federal investigation into the potential mishandling of classified information, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.
John Bolton Charged With Mishandling of Classified Information
Former Trump administration national security adviser John Bolton was charged Thursday for allegedly mishandling classified information.
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 2h
Was going to run for a local seat but was tragically undone when some pesky kids unearthed all of my blogposts praising the Lost finale
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 10h
Sometimes, if you’re lucky, the cosmos winks at you
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 10h
I shrieked so loud at the end of season two. That perfect escalation in tension! Can’t wait to dive into this season
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 16h
My work here is done
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 16h
Mare of Le Ville d'Est, it's up to you and your cop partner M. Hoagie to crack this case in between scenes of you crying a lot
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 16h
FYI all of my posts so far are off the record
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 18h
I've only ever played it, many years ago, with conservative family members who used it as a permission structure to be "irreverent" and edge as close to being openly bigoted in front of their liberal/leftist family members as possible without us getting mad. They are now fully shunned / rejected ofc
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 18h
Post through it, like we all do
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 18h
Red Hulk did less damage to the White House ffs
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 19h
Hmmmm, I think you might be onto something….
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 19h
Zohran would drop out before Sliwa, wtf
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 20h
ah man, i loved making this show. everyone knocked it out of the park.
rachelish.bsky.social Rachel (ish) @rachelish.bsky.social · 20h
BBC Sounds is starting a repeat today of Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully, one of my absolute favourite radio sitcoms (written by @eddierobson.bsky.social btw) You should listen to it, it is *funny*.
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Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully - Pilot - BBC Sounds
Sitcom about an alien invasion of a small English village. Starring Katherine Parkinson.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
Can’t spell scamp without cam
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
Yikes
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
Omg that’s wild! Okay, sorry to distract with dumb jokes, please continue
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
Me missing the point of the story: how many miles per gallon?
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
We’re probably going to find out it wasn’t because IT’S THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE and nobody imagined a president could be this disgusting
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 20h
Tearing down the White House to build an airstrip for my fleet of diarrhea planes
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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid @jwar.bsky.social · 21h
Cackling at the lawn jockeys line
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