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Dr. Calamari, Hypno-Squid
@jwar.bsky.social
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Please don’t be afraid of my cabinet, it’s a totally normal human-being-sized cabinet (he/him) #BLM
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Defending my home by loudly ordering Alexa to buy twenty copies of The Art of the Deal so that the stormtroopers outside my front door can hear me
This is Godwin’s Law on shitty steroids
Fantastic novella, seconding the recommendation
1/2 I’m recommending a horror book & movie every day until Halloween. Two books today: Victor LaValle’s brilliant novella, THE BALLAD OF BLACK TOM, which turns HPL's racism upside down and She Walks in Shadows by. Silvia Moreno-Garcia and Paula R. Stiles, a great collection of cosmic horror by women
I’m an atheist and honestly his streak of Damien-Thorn-esque persistence makes me think that’s a capital A at the start of that term
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I'm so sick of discourse from supposed allies about where trans people went wrong.

Where we "went wrong" is that billionaires spent unimaginably large sums to attack us repeatedly and major media outlets have spent a decade piling on.
You hate to see it and love to see it, simultaneously
Former Trump administration national security adviser John Bolton was charged Thursday in a federal investigation into the potential mishandling of classified information, a person familiar with the matter told The Associated Press.
John Bolton Charged With Mishandling of Classified Information
Former Trump administration national security adviser John Bolton was charged Thursday for allegedly mishandling classified information.
buff.ly
Was going to run for a local seat but was tragically undone when some pesky kids unearthed all of my blogposts praising the Lost finale
Sometimes, if you’re lucky, the cosmos winks at you
I shrieked so loud at the end of season two. That perfect escalation in tension! Can’t wait to dive into this season
Mare of Le Ville d'Est, it's up to you and your cop partner M. Hoagie to crack this case in between scenes of you crying a lot
FYI all of my posts so far are off the record
I've only ever played it, many years ago, with conservative family members who used it as a permission structure to be "irreverent" and edge as close to being openly bigoted in front of their liberal/leftist family members as possible without us getting mad. They are now fully shunned / rejected ofc
Post through it, like we all do
Red Hulk did less damage to the White House ffs
Hmmmm, I think you might be onto something….
Zohran would drop out before Sliwa, wtf
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ah man, i loved making this show. everyone knocked it out of the park.
BBC Sounds is starting a repeat today of Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully, one of my absolute favourite radio sitcoms (written by @eddierobson.bsky.social btw) You should listen to it, it is *funny*.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Welcome to Our Village, Please Invade Carefully - Pilot - BBC Sounds
Sitcom about an alien invasion of a small English village. Starring Katherine Parkinson.
www.bbc.co.uk
Can’t spell scamp without cam
Omg that’s wild! Okay, sorry to distract with dumb jokes, please continue
Me missing the point of the story: how many miles per gallon?
We’re probably going to find out it wasn’t because IT’S THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE and nobody imagined a president could be this disgusting
Tearing down the White House to build an airstrip for my fleet of diarrhea planes
Cackling at the lawn jockeys line