Feral Garbage Raccoon
@kabibble.bsky.social
Located in the Alley by the Denny’s Dumpster. Office hours 1am to Daylight.
Catch these hands for the next 4 years 🦝🥊✨
Catch these hands for the next 4 years 🦝🥊✨
Pinned
a raccoon is sticking its head out of a green garbage can .
ALT: a raccoon is sticking its head out of a green garbage can .
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I collect things in my grubby raccoon hands with no cohesive theme. Memes? Crochet? Gaming? Overthrowing the patriarchy? I have it all in my little dumpster dwelling.
I now live under this heated blanket with my books. Wake me in spring
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I now live under this heated blanket with my books. Wake me in spring
Me: what is that infernal jingling
Also me, forgetting I have a purse charm with a bell: what is J I N G L I N G
Also me, forgetting I have a purse charm with a bell: what is J I N G L I N G
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me: what is that infernal jingling
Also me, forgetting I have a purse charm with a bell: what is J I N G L I N G
Also me, forgetting I have a purse charm with a bell: what is J I N G L I N G
“Why do you have 3 planners”
God forbid a woman have adhd susan
God forbid a woman have adhd susan
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Why do you have 3 planners”
God forbid a woman have adhd susan
God forbid a woman have adhd susan
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is brilliant
When I see the little feetsie prints of toe beans on my windshield in the morning.
A cat! 🐾
A cat! 🐾
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When I see the little feetsie prints of toe beans on my windshield in the morning.
A cat! 🐾
A cat! 🐾
something Has Happened to this bread.
I am blaming the recipe as it was a bit light on liquids.
Whelp. Least it smells nice.
#baking #breadmaker
I am blaming the recipe as it was a bit light on liquids.
Whelp. Least it smells nice.
#baking #breadmaker
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
something Has Happened to this bread.
I am blaming the recipe as it was a bit light on liquids.
Whelp. Least it smells nice.
#baking #breadmaker
I am blaming the recipe as it was a bit light on liquids.
Whelp. Least it smells nice.
#baking #breadmaker
I know DST is soon because my Roomba just bitched at me it was too dark to do its 6:45am vacuum job.
October 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I know DST is soon because my Roomba just bitched at me it was too dark to do its 6:45am vacuum job.
Trying to get back into a sci fi book from my childhood but but was written in the 70s. There are un’necessary a’postro’phes e’verywhere
October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trying to get back into a sci fi book from my childhood but but was written in the 70s. There are un’necessary a’postro’phes e’verywhere
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
Reminder for upcoming unprecedented times: if you see somebody stealing food…
No, you fucking didn’t. 🫵🏻
This has been a PSA from your local garbage bandit.
No, you fucking didn’t. 🫵🏻
This has been a PSA from your local garbage bandit.
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reminder for upcoming unprecedented times: if you see somebody stealing food…
No, you fucking didn’t. 🫵🏻
This has been a PSA from your local garbage bandit.
No, you fucking didn’t. 🫵🏻
This has been a PSA from your local garbage bandit.
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
Running on 4 hours of sleep and a chai latte, staring at the hat pins in Michael’s wondering where I lost control of my life
Also I think I’ve figured out how to attach a loop to my quilted ornaments so that’s good I guess #michaels#craftiverse
Also I think I’ve figured out how to attach a loop to my quilted ornaments so that’s good I guess #michaels#craftiverse
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Running on 4 hours of sleep and a chai latte, staring at the hat pins in Michael’s wondering where I lost control of my life
Also I think I’ve figured out how to attach a loop to my quilted ornaments so that’s good I guess #michaels#craftiverse
Also I think I’ve figured out how to attach a loop to my quilted ornaments so that’s good I guess #michaels#craftiverse
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
Some people go out on Friday night.
I stay inside, eat half a pizza, then watch deep dive videos into cryptid sightings.
Happy October guys
I stay inside, eat half a pizza, then watch deep dive videos into cryptid sightings.
Happy October guys
October 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Some people go out on Friday night.
I stay inside, eat half a pizza, then watch deep dive videos into cryptid sightings.
Happy October guys
I stay inside, eat half a pizza, then watch deep dive videos into cryptid sightings.
Happy October guys
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Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world
Me, to the Eldritch Horror character in most haunted house books.
October 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Me, to the Eldritch Horror character in most haunted house books.
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Suddenly getting lots of healing items at once in a survival horror game be like:
September 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Suddenly getting lots of healing items at once in a survival horror game be like:
When you have 13 checkouts from the library but started a new audiobook too
I’m fine why do you ask
I’m fine why do you ask
a fluffy cat is sitting on a table and looking at the camera .
ALT: a fluffy cat is sitting on a table and looking at the camera .
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September 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
When you have 13 checkouts from the library but started a new audiobook too
I’m fine why do you ask
I’m fine why do you ask
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sure hope they're right about the rapture being on tuesday because I could really use some peace and quiet
September 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
sure hope they're right about the rapture being on tuesday because I could really use some peace and quiet
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thinking of them
August 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
thinking of them
Friend: asks an innocent science question
Me, lurking behind the corner with YouTube videos, passion, and 35 years of adhd fixation:
Me, lurking behind the corner with YouTube videos, passion, and 35 years of adhd fixation:
August 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Friend: asks an innocent science question
Me, lurking behind the corner with YouTube videos, passion, and 35 years of adhd fixation:
Me, lurking behind the corner with YouTube videos, passion, and 35 years of adhd fixation:
Oh shit my show’s on
August 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh shit my show’s on
The library gave me a crispy, perfect, NEW copy of a book and I’ve never been so jazzed like
Are Mine the first human hands to hold you, my child? #booksky #library
Are Mine the first human hands to hold you, my child? #booksky #library
a bald man in an orange shirt is standing in front of a mirror and looking at the camera .
ALT: a bald man in an orange shirt is standing in front of a mirror and looking at the camera .
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August 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Randomly remembering something cringe you did 20 years ago as a preteen
August 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Randomly remembering something cringe you did 20 years ago as a preteen