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Vlad the Inhaler
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Former 90s kid. Current failing adult, with bad mental wiring. Be kind. Appreciate the silly. Pursue little joys. He/him
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Incidentally, in my native tongue, the way they phrase it is "carried in the womb for ten months". Our traditional calendar is a bit different from the international one, so may be it's ten months according to that. Hmm.
You remember that annoying guy at my party?

The guy who wouldn't shut up?

Yeah. Turns out he's famous.

For what?

His uncle owns that hotel chain. The-

So his *uncle* is famous.

His whole family is super rich.

I think we have different definitions of the word "famous".

#vss365 #prompt
These are "Kani Konna" flowers (Indian Laburnum). They bloom around April, and are a key element in the traditional solar new year celebrations (around April 14 or 15) for the south Indian state of Kerala.

#nature #flowers
The "alive" bit also rules out the undead. The vampires, of course, being known for their sexiness.
A supposed "official" explanation for "minus one" that I heard was that it had to do with post world war 2 Japan. That after the war Japan as a nation was set back to zero. And then Godzilla turned it to minus one. Never verified this though.
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*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
I tried watching Fist of the Northstar but it wasn't for me. But Hajime no Ippo I love. I've watched all of it, and am up to date on the manga. The whole story is nowhere near done yet, but the anime is pretty great.
It used to be "lit". Makes sense that it became a full fledged "fire" by now.
And the younger ones are rascals.
#ASongOrMovieForFoodAdditives

Sulfite Club

Sucralost Boys

The Salt In Our Stars
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Grandma hated fancy things, so I only talk to her on this Ouija Board I drew on the back of a Denny’s menu
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France should have kept its language at home then.
The Ivory Coast is changing the way French is spoken and France is mad about it.
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In a win for the arts and universal basic income, Ireland plans to make permanent a $1,500-a-month pilot program for artists, citing benefits to creativity, mental health, and financial stability.
Ireland plans to make a $1,500 a month basic income for artists permanent
Ireland's Basic Income for the Arts experiment has given creatives a weekly payment for three years. Now, a permanent program could be on the way.
www.businessinsider.com
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My doctor said I should watch my alcohol intake so now I only drink in front of mirrors.
#PornoLiterature

Moby's Dick

A Tale of Two Titties

Black Booty
An iconic, very rewatchable movie. A personal favourite.
Me, staring at my breakfast plate:

Where did it go? What is it up to?!

*shudders*
FOMO Fear of Missing Omelettes
The Great Hornbill is the state bird of two different Indian states. It can have a wingspan of 60 in, and the males weigh up to 8.8 lbs (4 kg).

#birds #nature #wildlife #india
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Sharks absolutely get cancer, and people claiming otherwise are pseudoscientific grifters preying on the desperate.

Even if sharks did not get cancer, eating shark would not cure your cancer any more than eating LeBron James would make you better at basketball.
If you see this, post four female characters you love.