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Kaled
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Coffee, Music, Cinema.

San Francisco.
2025 concert list / wrapped:

Queens of The Stone Age
Kruder & Dorfmeister
Machine Head
The Prodigy
Underworld
Boys Noize
Excision
Panchiko
NIИ
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I forget about Woody Allen, all the time. And then something reminds of Woody Allen and it never doesn't remind me what Woody Allen is like.
December 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Horrifying if literal: Stone Temple Pilots.
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
AI Slop...but branded.
NEWS

Disney is investing $1 billion in OpenAI and licensing over 200 of its characters for use in OpenAI’s video platform Sora.

bit.ly/44pgsRr
December 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Burger King Crimson
weezerschnitzel
Jack in the Candlebox
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Beck is a Jeff Buckley for white guys who like DJ Shadow.
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Thankful that I woke up again and realized I'm not Bill Maher.

Imaging having that face and intellect.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Horrifying if literal: circle back.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A new album from JMSN and another from Tame Impala on the same day is just criminal behavior.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I suppose we're implicated in the belief that in Dubai, it's just called "chocolate."
October 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Me timbers?

Shiver them.
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Do I tell the groom it's obvious that ChatGPT wrote that poem in his wedding vows, my god it's AI slop everywhere I go.
September 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Is it OK if I just quote the raven sparingly?
September 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Happy Demi Adejuyigbe Day.
September 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
age verification?
I used to rewind my cassette tapes using bic pens to save batteries on my yellow walkman.
age verification?
two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
age verification? I still have my AOL Online cds I’m using for coasters
July 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I have two wolves inside of me and both are named Duran. And man, am I hungry.
July 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Coldplay is just Boneless U2
July 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Kim, there are people dying"
July 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
me: "I don't think I'm chronically online"

also me (starts a family conversation by addressing the room as "Chat...")
June 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Remember when Amy's Baking Company was the wildest thing the internet had to offer?

Good times.
June 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?
June 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tweet like it's 2011 I suppose.
Lord grant me the patience of having to accept how backwards MS Outlook & its apps are after having used Google suite at work for over a decade now.

(looking at other users) "you live like this???"
June 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM