three raccoons in a librarian suit
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By day I look at Microsoft Excel, by night I play my funny little games and eat my funny little snacks.
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“if you're creating an AI-based tool, you really need to write your guardrails in poetic form”
- This is, apparently, true. You need to put actual incantations and blessings in place before summoning chatgpt, to protect against evil
- This is, apparently, true. You need to put actual incantations and blessings in place before summoning chatgpt, to protect against evil
A bit more on that “poetry jailbreak" paper that went around yesterday.
blog.zarfhome.com/2025/11/mad-...
blog.zarfhome.com/2025/11/mad-...
Mad drunk on the mead of poetry
Hey, speaking of posts I wrote two years ago: The title of this post is a fantasy. Sydney, or MS-Bing-AI in whatever form, has no particular predilection to obey rhyming commands. As far as I know. Ex...
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November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
“if you're creating an AI-based tool, you really need to write your guardrails in poetic form”
- This is, apparently, true. You need to put actual incantations and blessings in place before summoning chatgpt, to protect against evil
- This is, apparently, true. You need to put actual incantations and blessings in place before summoning chatgpt, to protect against evil
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the literal beat for beat events of the ending of Final Fantasy XIII are entirely impossible to understand or even speculate on without the context of a lore video released in a 2011 press conference
After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
the literal beat for beat events of the ending of Final Fantasy XIII are entirely impossible to understand or even speculate on without the context of a lore video released in a 2011 press conference
i turned it off and they turned off my inbox categories. they're literally holding features hostage that gmail has had for years to abuse people into accepting this horseshit.
heads up, gmail has a new setting automatically on that allows their a*i to be trained on your emails so make sure to turn off the 'Smart Feature' checkbox in your settings
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i turned it off and they turned off my inbox categories. they're literally holding features hostage that gmail has had for years to abuse people into accepting this horseshit.
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thirty thousand words of the most upsetting #sefikura i could conjure with my mind. it took 19 months to write. had a mental breakdown. bon appetit.
archiveofourown.org/works/74121771
archiveofourown.org/works/74121771
i dared not view heaven yesterday - alcor - Compilation of Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
thirty thousand words of the most upsetting #sefikura i could conjure with my mind. it took 19 months to write. had a mental breakdown. bon appetit.
archiveofourown.org/works/74121771
archiveofourown.org/works/74121771
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every time I see people whining about the internet and single points of failure and “remember when” I laugh and LAUGH. folks. did you know that at one point sufficient rain in northern Virginia could take half the internet down? the infrastructure is way more robust and resilient than it used to be.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
every time I see people whining about the internet and single points of failure and “remember when” I laugh and LAUGH. folks. did you know that at one point sufficient rain in northern Virginia could take half the internet down? the infrastructure is way more robust and resilient than it used to be.
blasts your timeline with sephiroth beam
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
blasts your timeline with sephiroth beam
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
I did some digging
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
MTI is based off "cyber threat intelligence from Recorded Future," which was acquired by MasterCard in 2024
Guess who was an early Recorded Future client? Bank of America
www.mastercard.com/news/ap/en/n...
www.insightpartners.com/ideas/how-ch...
How Christopher Ahlberg is making the world safer and more secure with Recorded Future
Christopher Ahlberg explains how Recorded Future has grown and evolved since its inception in 2009 as it strives for global security.
www.insightpartners.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I know that "man the future sucks I was promised rocket cars" is old hat but fuck me, "the AI that runs the bank's fraud department denied my transaction because it believed my tastes in porn were wrong" is some esoteric dystopian bullshit
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I’m demoniac, I am madness maddened!
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m demoniac, I am madness maddened!
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Also the 2000s were MEAN. So much of the humor was just mean. I don't miss it.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Also the 2000s were MEAN. So much of the humor was just mean. I don't miss it.
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One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
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