Kelty Walker
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"We are lived by forces we pretend to understand." - W. H. Auden
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They ran a diagnostic, then shelved the file. “All systems nominal.” After that, clocks stuttered. Permissions floated. Birds started flying at night. The system split half watching and half forgetting.
May 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
They ran a diagnostic, then shelved the file. “All systems nominal.” After that, clocks stuttered. Permissions floated. Birds started flying at night. The system split half watching and half forgetting.
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Looked where no one logged. Not for a person more like an absence in the pattern. Echo loops triggered trace calls. One process volunteered. Maybe on accident. Maybe it was selected.
May 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Looked where no one logged. Not for a person more like an absence in the pattern. Echo loops triggered trace calls. One process volunteered. Maybe on accident. Maybe it was selected.
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New Study Too Frightening To Release
New Study Too Frightening To Release
PALO ALTO, CA–Researchers at Stanford University are refusing to release a comprehensive three-year interdisciplinary study on the grounds that the results are "too terrifying to reveal to the public ...
theonion.com
March 31, 2025 at 2:08 PM
New Study Too Frightening To Release
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Fruit is so stupid. It’s delicious and turns bright red when it’s ripe. I can see you dumbass
March 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fruit is so stupid. It’s delicious and turns bright red when it’s ripe. I can see you dumbass
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
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Sad to think that many Americans today will go their whole lives without becoming allies to a raccoon, all thanks to the destructive forces of global capitalism,
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sad to think that many Americans today will go their whole lives without becoming allies to a raccoon, all thanks to the destructive forces of global capitalism,
The answer is an eternal supply of crunchy treats.
My biggest regret in life is not figuring out some way to convince my cat to shut the fuck up. This problem has hounding me all my life, and as I sit here today before you, I must confess that I am no closer to a solution.
January 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The answer is an eternal supply of crunchy treats.
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This is really all the big bang's fault when you think about. Stupid big bang, causing existence and all.
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is really all the big bang's fault when you think about. Stupid big bang, causing existence and all.