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camille - read THE CORDON in NECKSNAP issue 2!!
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i probably need to plug in my phone

they/she
Pinned
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too

read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
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my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too

read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
imagine if you will an english muffin that splits 50-50
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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I did too many chores today, so I should be able to just not work tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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435 pounds/576 dollars/496 euros to get my goal.
My dearest friend set up the weekly and monthly donation options so that we can stay alive after a tent was destroyed just 100 meters away from us last night. The sand covered our faces while we were still alive.

I’m deeply depressed and can’t keep begging one by one for help anymore.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share

star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
this was what i was vagueposting about earlier btw
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too

read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
my story THE CORDON is in here along with so many other incredible pieces!! and it's such a beautiful magazine too

read it here: necksnapmag.com/issue-two/
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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ISSUE TWO IS HERE.

PDF is free to view and download on our website + download a Name Your Price ebook on our Shop if you'd like to throw us a donation. 🖤

featring @lucienrstarchild.bsky.social @anguslikeswords.bsky.social @kerminatrix.bsky.social and many more!
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i have exciting news to share but i also have to vacuum (and maybe mop? ugh, mopping) first so i am vagueposting to keep you in suspense!!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Listen to more music and less content.
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
for some reason we are watching the ridley scott napoleon movie and man all these people are bored to death with everything huh (including actual death)
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
today is a writing day for me which means i will probably be writing a lot ... of posts
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
i just saw one of those "you've died and the 6th picture in your camera roll is what killed you" and that turns out to be one of these pictures. what did i die of, being cool??
this is what that jacket looks like, do you see what i mean
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
happy
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i don't know why it is but every time i need to log into my online banking account it results in half a dozen browser tabs open, three 2FA codes sent, and at least one pw reset

just let me pay a guy in peace
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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bisexual friends be like "I value ur friendship and I am not objectifying you, and also you are so hot it makes me want to cry and I genuinely want to marry you, but only if you WANT to! and if you don't want to that's ok and I'll respectfully pine for you always, as a friend!!!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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HISTORY FACT: Julius Caesar has been dead for over three years
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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like holy fuck that is a once-in-a-civilization fuckup. automating away manual and menial labor destroys livelihoods ?? congratulations you organized society wrong !! F minus see me after class !!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
reading macbeth and pronouncing fleance to rhyme with beyonce
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
sometimes i'm catching up on a day of posts and forget that past a certain number of hours it's weirdo behavior to like someone's post if you're not already friends
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
my mom just sent me an ig reel about canadian insults and it has things like "fuckstick" in it and i do not know what i'm supposed to do here

she's not a precious little old lady who says "oh fiddlesticks" or anything but she doesn't have a sailor mouth either, stop sending me sweary videos mom!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i'm 2 for 2 of saying something i thought i was cool or funny for noticing but that turns out to have been old news... thinking of making this my brand
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
my partner pointed out to me that on the muppet show, the swedish chef has human hands, and it's ruining my life
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM