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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3h

I think it’s only fair to suggest to the “if da flag offends u i halp u pack” crowd that maybe they ought to move to a different part of the country with more like-minded people and leave the rest of us alone since it’s apparently so easy to uproot your life.

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3h

Ooh and now they’re back to whining about wanting to separate upstate from NYC.

LEAVE! THE STATE! THEN!

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 10h

First #PokemonLegendsZA shiny!

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Mia💖🧡💜🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 12h

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 16h

(yes I cropped the screenshot because I’m not looking at that ugly fucking rotting tangerine any more than I have to)

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 16h

Wow it’s that bad huh?

“White House Uses Taylor Swift’s ‘Fate of Ophelia’ in TikTok Video”

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 20h

Also the same people who hated Cuomo just because he was the Dem governor love him now that he’s a known sex pest. Not even remotely subtle.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 20h

That’s not me just taking a cheap shot at the south. These are the kinds of people with Confederate flags on their trucks who think they’re darn tootin’ country boys despite living a short drive away from the Canadian border.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 20h

It’s just so funny to me as a New Yorker when the little red pockets throw a tantrum because they live in a blue state.

Well shit Cletus that’s just the way it is here! Population density and all that! Move to Alabama if you wanna be a deep southern redneck so bad!

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 22h

Oh I’ve got a good one!

Jonathan Winters from Bloopy’s Buddies

paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 2d

I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 1d

(please do the orange one next pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 1d

ROT IN PISS CHENEY

a crab is crawling on a sandy beach

ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach

media.tenor.com

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Frag-Piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22d

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 2d

I’m glad it’s socially acceptable to constructively criticize her now because my god I will NEVER understand why the entire planet straight up WORSHIPS this woman.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 2d

And I’m no Shakespeare buff either but if you’re gonna call yourself an English teacher, maybe you oughta walk the walk and do the reading?

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 2d

Yep there it is. That’s my issue with her in a nutshell.

You can get away with making botched literary references in your love songs when you’re a teenager. It stops being cute when you’re 35.

Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 6d

Some thoughts:

youtu.be/6rAR07DCN4Y

POP SONG REVIEW: Taylor Swift's "The Fate of Ophelia"

YouTube video by Todd in the Shadows

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 2d

Scarlet/Violet: hey let’s make one of the gym leaders the most *aggressive* stereotype of an e-girl streamer

Legends Z-A: hold my G-fuel

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

F’s in the chat (but like in a good way)

#PokemonLegendsZA

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

Yup I'm gonna be up all night playing this!

Happy to report Z-A runs great on Switch 1, no performance issues like with SV. It's fun and addictive just like Arceus and anyone still bitching about the graphics not being crazy advanced needs to go roll down a big steep grassy hill.

Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

For those on the edge of their seats, I picked Totodile. As always I’ll do other playthroughs with all three starters on my side Switch profiles, but Totodile’s my main man.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

Ooof the new battle system is gonna take some getting used to.

It’s a GOOD change but man am I not used to real time Pokemon battles.

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 3d

Better late than never!
LEGENDS Z-A LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

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Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃 @kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social · 4d

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a Transylvanian from the Rocky Horror Picture Show but also a vaguely zombie-like creature because you had some makeup left over and wanted to look slightly monstrous for the Monster Ball-themed swing dance

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Flimsy Fantasies ~ ♔ COMMISSIONS OPEN! ♚ (1/5) Claimed @flimsyfoxie.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloween!! 💞🎃 👻 💞
Have art of Donna and I as witches! I have commissioned cole_cartoons this piece on Instagram for our 4th anniversary. I absolutely love it, and captured us perfectly 🥰❤️❤️

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