Marissa
@kermitwaz0wski.bsky.social
she/they | artist, swing dancer, singer, Transylvanian
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December 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Few things in this world are more adorable than Muppets in winter gear.
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Few things in this world are more adorable than Muppets in winter gear.
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"There has never been a good song about the internet" excuse you sir www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTe_...
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"There has never been a good song about the internet" excuse you sir www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTe_...
Happy birthday @thecinemasnob.bsky.social ! It’s been so fun getting to know you ever the years and it was great to see you again this summer. Enjoy your day (and your White Castle feast)!
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy birthday @thecinemasnob.bsky.social ! It’s been so fun getting to know you ever the years and it was great to see you again this summer. Enjoy your day (and your White Castle feast)!
Rap In Hollis - RaveDJ
Mashup featuring Run Dmc & Barney made at rave.dj
rave.dj
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.
Korrina, the entire DLC story, every 5 seconds: I’M THE MEGA EVOLUTION SUCCESSOR I’M THE MEGA EVOLUTION SUCCESSOR MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA
Also Korrina: *takes her sweetass time mega evolving when it actually matters*
Also Korrina: *takes her sweetass time mega evolving when it actually matters*
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Korrina, the entire DLC story, every 5 seconds: I’M THE MEGA EVOLUTION SUCCESSOR I’M THE MEGA EVOLUTION SUCCESSOR MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA
Also Korrina: *takes her sweetass time mega evolving when it actually matters*
Also Korrina: *takes her sweetass time mega evolving when it actually matters*
Anyone wanna go Christmas caroling we’re singing “Enormous Penis” by Da Vinci’s Notebook
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Anyone wanna go Christmas caroling we’re singing “Enormous Penis” by Da Vinci’s Notebook
It’s “I identify as” isn’t it yep there it is.
It’s like barely even offensive anymore. Just old and tired and pathetic.
It’s like barely even offensive anymore. Just old and tired and pathetic.
A greeting card illustrator and publisher have removed a Christmas card from sale and “destroyed all stock with immediate effect” after the trans community criticised the use of a tired, transphobic ‘joke’.
www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/17/c...
www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/17/c...
Transphobic Christmas card 'destroyed' by designers after backlash
Designers of a Christmas card have removed it from sale and "destroyed all stock" after it was criticised for using a transphobic 'joke'.
www.thepinknews.com
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It’s “I identify as” isn’t it yep there it is.
It’s like barely even offensive anymore. Just old and tired and pathetic.
It’s like barely even offensive anymore. Just old and tired and pathetic.
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Know what would be the right price? In the fucking trash.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know what would be the right price? In the fucking trash.
Well I’m glad Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 and didn’t get jinxed like Betty White (if he like dies tomorrow or something don’t come at me because he himself said it would be funny if he didn’t make it)
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Well I’m glad Dick Van Dyke made it to 100 and didn’t get jinxed like Betty White (if he like dies tomorrow or something don’t come at me because he himself said it would be funny if he didn’t make it)
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Dick Van Dyke, who turns 100 today, recording the Bye Bye Birdie Broadway cast album with Chita Rivera.
Birdie opened at the Martin Beck Theatre on April 14, 1960. The show into the recording studio on April 24 (postponed a week due to Easter) and was in stores on May 2. Talk about turnaround.
Birdie opened at the Martin Beck Theatre on April 14, 1960. The show into the recording studio on April 24 (postponed a week due to Easter) and was in stores on May 2. Talk about turnaround.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Dick Van Dyke, who turns 100 today, recording the Bye Bye Birdie Broadway cast album with Chita Rivera.
Birdie opened at the Martin Beck Theatre on April 14, 1960. The show into the recording studio on April 24 (postponed a week due to Easter) and was in stores on May 2. Talk about turnaround.
Birdie opened at the Martin Beck Theatre on April 14, 1960. The show into the recording studio on April 24 (postponed a week due to Easter) and was in stores on May 2. Talk about turnaround.
Every person I sign up for a library card whose birth year I vividly remember brings me that much closer to just shriveling to dust.
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Every person I sign up for a library card whose birth year I vividly remember brings me that much closer to just shriveling to dust.
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Happy National Ding-a-Ling Day! #TheSimpsons
December 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Happy National Ding-a-Ling Day! #TheSimpsons
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Today is the 33rd anniversary of The Muppet Christmas Carol! We hope you're celebrating by attending a party at your local rubber chicken factory.
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Today is the 33rd anniversary of The Muppet Christmas Carol! We hope you're celebrating by attending a party at your local rubber chicken factory.
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
RIP to the voice of one of the funniest autistic-coded characters out there. Thank you Jeff for bringing Sheen to life ❤️
a cartoon character with purple hair says we must ask ourselves what would ultralord do
ALT: a cartoon character with purple hair says we must ask ourselves what would ultralord do
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
RIP to the voice of one of the funniest autistic-coded characters out there. Thank you Jeff for bringing Sheen to life ❤️
I’m sure they’re still going at it on The Other Place but I’m proud of everyone here for not engaging with the “LEFT WANT MAKE SANTA THEY/THEM” rage bait this year!
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m sure they’re still going at it on The Other Place but I’m proud of everyone here for not engaging with the “LEFT WANT MAKE SANTA THEY/THEM” rage bait this year!
RAGE MONKEY’S BACK
#pokemonlegendsza
#pokemonlegendsza
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
RAGE MONKEY’S BACK
#pokemonlegendsza
#pokemonlegendsza
*sigh*
Even in the *MEGA DIMENSION* DLC your allies straight up refuse to mega evolve even though they are entirely capable of doing so.
Even in the *MEGA DIMENSION* DLC your allies straight up refuse to mega evolve even though they are entirely capable of doing so.
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
*sigh*
Even in the *MEGA DIMENSION* DLC your allies straight up refuse to mega evolve even though they are entirely capable of doing so.
Even in the *MEGA DIMENSION* DLC your allies straight up refuse to mega evolve even though they are entirely capable of doing so.
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Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 1653 out of 2785
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Season 2 Episode 28 - Frame 1653 out of 2785
Some festive Snoops
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Some festive Snoops