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Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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Alberta from Ontario by way of Texas.
Leafs/Jays/Bills/Raps/Argos/Trek/Wars/MCU
Adult ADHD haver. Fun fact: I'm mind blind! It's called aphantasia. Apanthrope. Media: LMNOP Agency, LLC @imsotara.bsky.social is my significantly better half. (INTJ-T)
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Alt text is great because:
A) it helps people who are vision impaired.
2) it helps people who aren't Extremely Online℠ (me!) get the reference.
Ω) you can hide funny stuff in there.
Another older tip for newbies. Set your system to make you use alt text. Bluesky is the nice place, and we should be nice to users who use alt text.
Note: on Bluesky you can have your settings force you to add alt-text before posting, and I recommend doing so.
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Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
January 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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There is only one man for the job
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://theonion.com/cryptic-new-laundry-room-rule-hints-at-tale-of-bizarre-1819579613/
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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two roles for the price of one actor: thread
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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On the brighter side, I made cashew chicken for dinner, and uh, yes.
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Now it just keeps going on and on about someone named Kenobi.
January 14, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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A good place to start is to subscribe to my NFL starter pack. Instant sports! So much sports!

go.bsky.app/8RH6KbH
Thank you, Mina! Still trying to figure out how to find sports around here.
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
With apologies to Hitman, Carter Holt is the best there was, the best there is, and the best there ever will be. #Legend
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Mark Donk and Buzz Flibbet are next on the depth chart I think.
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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repost with alt text bc everyone deserves to be included in laughing at Aaron Rodgers
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Booby McMoon!
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Shit like this is why we recently had to have an all-new version of "the talk" with our son. Who is also a fucking citizen, mind you.
ICE kidnap 17-year-old U.S. citizen working at Target then dump him bleeding and crying miles away in a Walmart parking lot… 🤬
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Unicron, full transformation.

Still love the animation on this.... 40* years later.

*OH GOD WHY OH GOD NO IT CAN'T BE THAT LONG
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
See you in the octagon!
youtu.be/yvW7jtD8ZEY?...
January 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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If your boss gets on your nerves without a legitimate work-related reason (which you the worker get to decide) you should be allowed to kick their ass. If they tap out or are incapable of continuing the match due to grievous injury dismemberment, they're fired.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
We weren't Catholic, but a lot of this is why I walked away too.
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I stopped going to church when I was 18. My mom made me get confirmed and then I never went back. The reason why is that I found the way people behaved to be incompatible with the morals and values espoused and the every moment of every day hypocrisy was way more than I could ignore.
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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I stopped going to church when I was 18. My mom made me get confirmed and then I never went back. The reason why is that I found the way people behaved to be incompatible with the morals and values espoused and the every moment of every day hypocrisy was way more than I could ignore.
January 12, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Please check out my Wordpress blog. It would mean a lot to me. ☺️

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January 12, 2026 at 5:57 AM