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Newton Crosby, Ph.D 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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Alberta from Ontario by way of Texas.
Leafs/Jays/Bills/Raps/Argos/Trek/Wars/MCU
Adult AuDHD haver. Fun fact: I'm mind blind! It's called aphantasia. Apanthrope. Media: LMNOP Agency, LLC @imsotara.bsky.social is my significantly better half. (INTJ-T)
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Alt text is great because:
A) it helps people who are vision impaired.
2) it helps people who aren't Extremely Online℠ (me!) get the reference.
Ω) you can hide funny stuff in there.
Another older tip for newbies. Set your system to make you use alt text. Bluesky is the nice place, and we should be nice to users who use alt text.
Note: on Bluesky you can have your settings force you to add alt-text before posting, and I recommend doing so.
Anybody else remember The Peanut Butter Solution?
m.imdb.com/title/tt0089...
The Peanut Butter Solution (1985) ⭐ 5.9 | Adventure, Comedy, Family
1h 33m | PG
m.imdb.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Share a TV show you love that takes place somewhere warm. 📺
#tvsky
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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i believe in the holy trinity
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Yup. I have a type.
Imitation is the highest form of flattery, I guess?
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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#OneHitHistory The week ending December 1, 2001, LA rock band The Calling earned US #OneHitWonder honors when their emotional alt-rock anthem “Wherever You Will Go” entered the US #Billboard #Top40 at #35. The single spent 40 weeks on the chart, peaking at #5. #TheCalling #OneHitWondered
The Calling - Wherever You Will Go
YouTube video by OneHitWondered
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December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A second break up song appears!
@keyuzo.bsky.social

youtu.be/woi55j7mZrE?...
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That's why I'm befriending them!
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
20 books, one per day, in no particular order, that you’ve read and would recommend to another reader.
No comments, just covers.

Day 10 - Wrong Place, Wrong Time by Gillian McAllister

#BookChallenge #BookSky 💙📚
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
December 1st and I already have one present on the way. Way ahead of the game so far.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a jukebox that says radar online.com
Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a jukebox that says winning! - it's Charlie Sheen in the Andrea Canning interview
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Do NOT underestimate the power of blue cheese! 💪

My wife laid down a fresh tray of blue cheese chips and the very next play was the Rogers strip sack for six.
Everything after that has fallen our way.
I will not be swayed by your counter-arguments on coincidence.

Go Bills!
#BillsMafia
December 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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It’s some pics in my phone that I can’t explain if someone asked me about them
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
~Elton John voice~
🎶and I guess that's why they call them the Bills
Timeouts are gone could be time for a draw
Passin' like Lossman, puntin' like Moorman
Runnin' like Marshawn except when it matters🎶
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Clippy: not just for unclogging your Keurig anymore
Would be poetic as hell if we unfolded Clippy the Office Assistant & used one of his sharp ends to fatally pierce the swelling AI bubble
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Would be poetic as hell if we unfolded Clippy the Office Assistant & used one of his sharp ends to fatally pierce the swelling AI bubble
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
IT'S MY MEDICAL INFO, AND I NEED IT NOW!!
Pocket Health is garbage. I don’t want to view the images, I want to read the report! I should not have to pay for that access. It’s MY medical information!
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reading the news each day like:
November 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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pushing my wife's family's dusty-ass, borderline-idolatrous nativity figures onto the floor to make way for the traditional Battle of Hoth lego diorama 😇
the first act of Empire Strikes Back makes it a Christmas movie 💥
December 11, 2023 at 3:44 PM