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Kevin The Dad

@kevinthedad.bsky.social

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Husband. Dad of 2 funny kids. Writer of parenting LOLs. Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xmyetrh3daqhgkeq6bakuxos/feed/aaakqqwzhzdp4 Greatest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xmyetrh3daqhgkeq6bakuxos/feed/aaakqotfwr2uy

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Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 2d

My 2yo thinks not wearing shoes or socks is called “doing bear feet” because bears don’t wear shoes. DO NOT EXPLAIN TO HER SHE IS WRONG EVER.

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 3d

Easy peasy

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 5d

That's pretty solid advice

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 5d

“don’t put a baby in the toilet!” - words of wisdom from my son (almost 4) at 6:35 AM

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

It’s so hard to watch

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

Waiting for my kid to get ready in the morning is like watching a sloth in slow motion

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

Saving this one

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

I may have accidentally called one of my kids by a pet's name in the past...

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

She likes to keep me guessing

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

Balance

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Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 8d

Good morning my children just came to me and politely asked if it was ok if they tied a rope to a houseplant and swung it around.

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

Please tell me you said yes!

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

Nobody trusts Kristin

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 7d

They somehow find a way to eat more

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 12d

“I don’t want stickers on anything” says my 3yo who puts stickers on everything

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · 14d

My kid finished his weekend homework on a Thursday, therefore making me look like a great parent, so I needed to tell everyone about it because I may never experience this high again.

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 27

I tried offering my 3yo some carrot slices. I even called them carrot chips to make them sound more enticing. She was not fooled by my shenanigans and will not be eating any carrots.

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 14

We went to a theme park today and walked past one of the games. My kid said “Oh, I know that game! It’s a scam!” I don’t know how he knew that, but I’m sure he was right.

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 13

Close enough!

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 5

That may well be the case 😂

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 3

I’ve reached the stage of parenting where I keep mixing up my kids’ names

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 2

They are delicious!

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 1

They’re both doing a berry good job

Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 1

If my 3yo were to stop eating blueberries, I’m not sure the blueberry industry would recover. She eats so many of them that she’s gotta be responsible for 90% of their profits.

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Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad.bsky.social · Sep 1

That says it all!