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Shvonne
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Just here for a good time. I don’t follow back.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Calling all musicians.
Only two weeks left to submit your song! If selected your song will play during the Weather segment on Welcome to Night Vale.

Find out more and submit your song by 11/15/25 here: buff.ly/ci0js6G
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I have always loved reading. The Dear America series had me in a chokehold
skyline.... when you were 10-12 did you hate reading? if so, why?
November 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m gonna be up at o’dark thirty drinking my coffee
What yall finna do with your excra hour?
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I lived in Omaha and my paternal grandparents are from Chicago. Let’s go!!!
You gotta be able to handle a Midwest winter to be on the apocalypse team. Yall don’t know real cold
November 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Will there be a 2nd date?
Looooove so many things I’ve got to tell you.
October 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don’t watch 911 but just happened to catch on tv.

Why are they in space?
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Watching the Virginia Governors debate the originally aired on Thursday. Winsome is trying so damn hard to start a fight.
October 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Went out for a walk, ran into a neighbor, took two shots of pineapple moonshine and got a plate food.

I should walk more
September 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why are my neighbors shooting fireworks? It’s not a firework holiday
September 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Reposted by Shvonne
I cannot stop watching this 😂🥰
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Disney had a whole movie about this.

Nope.
August 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I have follow up question. Outside of school, have you ever had to say The Pledge of Allegiance? I have not
IF YOU GREW UP IN THE U.S.: Did you have to say The Pledge of Allegiance in school? When was it taught to you? And when did you stop taking it (either personally or when the school stopped mandating it)?
August 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Yes. Lived in 3 different states as a kid. Mississippi was the only place that didn’t have us say it every day. I personally stopped in High School
IF YOU GREW UP IN THE U.S.: Did you have to say The Pledge of Allegiance in school? When was it taught to you? And when did you stop taking it (either personally or when the school stopped mandating it)?
August 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If your carryon had to get checked at the gate, don’t stand in the middle of the walkway.
Hey. Do me a favor.

Flight attendants in the aisle with carts?

Sit your dumbass down.

Standing behind us will make us go slower.

And get some “water for your pill” and use the bathroom before you board the fucking plane. My God.
August 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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BREAKING: BlueSky is blocking access to Mississippi.

This is the No. 1 platform for @mississippifreepress.org.

We ditched X for BlueSky early this year.

And now, at 3 pm on a Friday, poof.

I don't know what we'll do next.

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bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Aug 22
Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users.

While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
August 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yall ever need a vacation from your vacation.

I miss my bed.
August 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Why am I the only person on the plane with a mask on?
August 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
At a very tiny airport and AA got this one employee doing Everything! He checked us in, help a lady in a wheelchair to the gate. Now he’s on the tarmac helping the ground crew.
August 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Reposted by Shvonne
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Reposted by Shvonne
Necessary tools from the bad old days (or: the smallest taste of why marriage equality matters.)
August 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
People have said this about my dad. He is 5’10” but has a 6’2” voice
Your voice is deeper than your body is tall.
August 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Over.

Only exception is if you have small children or cats.
Which way is the right way? 🤔
August 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I like the show Wednesday but Luis Guzman and Catherine Zeta Jones have absolutely no chemistry together.

They are fine individually but I don’t believe them as a married couple
August 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM