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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 15h

It's Pumpkin Space Laser season!
No... I meant Pumpkin SPICE Laser.

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 17h

According to an article I read once, they were friends and neighbors of the staff.

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 17h

*whistles the horn part that goes:
🎵 Doo doo da deet
Dee doo doo da deet 🎵

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 18h

"I'm sorry, you failed to express your jack-o-lantern in the form of NO PAINT DAUBS!"

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Charles Brubaker (NEW BOOK PRE-ORDER) @bakertoons.com · 1d

Continuing with my character dressing up for Halloween. Things are going MAD for Lauren and Dewey

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Nope, they don't do that.

Though at some of these events, if there's a hill nearby, they end the song by running up that hill.

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 1d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7_R...

The Most Wuthering Heights Day Ever - Melbourne 2024

YouTube video by Dianne Reid

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 1d

More like *poke* performance

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Name your Fav Non-American Film.

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 1d

One Day at a Time (the original!)
youtu.be/aDSRGnS7l3A?...

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Roarin' Lady Rez (OMRLP), Prime Minister* of Mars @martianempress.bsky.social · 19d

PSA:

For the twelve millionth freaking time:

It's G-A-N-D-H-I. Dh.

It's not G-H-A-N-D-I with a gh.

It's not you, it's me and my OCD, and my kvetching was not inspired by anyone on Bsky (recently).

But it still stands my fucking teeth on edge.

G. A. N. D. H. I.

#petpeeves

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 1d

I just remembered, I had conch fritters in Key West once, and I think that counts. They weren't bad.

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 1d

"In the summer of 1994, there was a Lunch..."

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Put him on a leash! Call him a pig! Steal his hat!

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 2d

I can say it in his voice.

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 2d

Kuykendahl Rd.

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 2d

David Lynch refuses to elaborate and says "no".

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 2d

5. It's Taco Tuesday!
6. Puckie eats a sub
7. Sonic learns Swedish
8. Vhee!

Drawing, in Pembroke's distinctive angular style, of Jasmine Ermine, a cream-colored ermine with four arms, wearing a pink waitress's outfit. She serves a soda, a plate of tacos, a bowl of tortilla chips, and a small bowl of salsa, on four little trays which she carries all at once. She says, "It's Taco Tuesday!"

Puckie is a cute yellow monster girl with a large round head and her hair tied in a ponytail with a bow, and her abdomen is basically a second head with another face on it. Her heads look like Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man, and the lore is that she inspired the design of those videogame characters. Here, she eats a submarine sandwich with her upper mouth and says "Wocka wocka" (the noise Pac-Man makes with her lower mouth).

Sonic the hedge hog endeavours to learn the Swedish. (Language.) Sonic sits at a desk and reads a book called "Learn Swedish" by Björn Lundberg and speaks a practice sentence: "Renar är större än grodor." (Reindeer are larger than frogs.) Tails walks in and asks, "How are the lessons going, Sonic?"
Sonic gets up from the desk and says, "Jag känner behovet av FART!" (I feel the need for SPEED!) Tails, who hasn't been studying Swedish, doesn't understand him.
Sonic runs away at high speed, making a noise like "PFFBFBFBFBFBFBFBF" and leaving stinky clouds. Tails can't stand the smell!

KT exclaims "WHEE!" but in a German accent so it comes out as "VHEE!" He is on the beach during a dramatic sunset, riding a pony that looks like Fluttershy, but is rather large and has six long spindly legs that bend at odd angles along way too many joints, her cutie mark is a picture of Salvador Dali's face in yellow and blue-green, she has rows of sharp teeth, and her eyes say "PONY RIDES" in red and green letters, and she has no wings because I forgot to draw them.

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 2d

Say! I should catch up on posting art here.

1. Yippee, Yig-ped and Yahooey
2. Not a robot
3. KT popes the soap
4. KT says it's too hot today

Parody of the title screen for "Yippee, Yappee and Yahooey". They are three Hanna-Barbera royal guard dogs in the style of the Three Musketeers, but Yappee has been replaced by KT, who is wearing his outfit and holding his sword. The title says "Yippee, Yig-ped and Yahooey". In the background, Yappee is dripping wet and wearing a towel, and saying, "I was in the shower. What's going on?"

A robot using a computer. Message onscreen: "Verifying your connection." The robot has to click a checkbox labeled "I'm *NOT* a Robot". It is saying, "This is *so* humiliating."

Sefo carries dirty dishes to the kitchen. There are more in the sink, because he cannot wash them. He says, "I gotta remember to buy soap! The dishes are piling up."
KT brings in a little arts & crafts collage project he made, and says, "Hey Sefo! Me maked a thingy te help yu remembler."
He shows the collage. It's a photo of the Pope torn out of a newspaper, with a speech balloon added. The Pope appears to be saying:
"I'm the Pope,
and I hope you have soap.
If not, I can't cope!
I'll hang myself with rope.
I'll drink and tope!
For any joy, in the dark I'll grope.
Or maybe I'll do nothing but mope.
Will I be happy? Nope.
What are you, a dope?
It's a terrible trope.
It's a slippery slope.
It's beyond my scope.
But if you do, I'll shout "Ope!"
I'll prance and lope!
I'll wear something taupe.
So please buy some soap."
At the store, Sefo laughs about this and says, "That silly turtle! 'I'm the Pope and I hope you have soap...' Ridiculous!"
Then he suddenly remembers why KT made that thing.
At home, Sefo shows KT a box of dishwasher soap tabs. He says sheepishly, "Well, KT, you reminder worked!" KT grins proudly.

KT wipes his sweaty brow with a towel. He says, "Ooog. So hot today!"
Then he turns on the computer and visits a certain website. "Aha me have cool idea!" Sefo says, "KT, how is visiting OnlyFans going to cool you off?"
The computer displays an electric fan that somehow blows cool air on KT from within the screen. KT says "Ahhhh." Sefo slaps one of his foreheads and says, "I totally should have seen that coming."

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 2d

Hi ho, Kermit thee Frog!

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 3d

Name your Fav Muppet.

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 2d

Too spicy.

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There's a movie that Peter Lorre and Stevie Wonder both appear in.

(Muscle Beach Party, 1964; Lorre's last appearance, Little Stevie's first)

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 3d

It started out as one. Then things took a wrong turn (very).

KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 3d

Due to the so-called "Mandela Effect", many people falsely remember a giant cornucopia appearing in an episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, in which it shoots barrages of giant fruit at the Enterprise. But as you can see in the picture below, there's no fruit.

The Doomsday Machine, a giant horn-shaped space object that eats spaceships and planets instead of producing anything.

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KT's making shapes with his hands @kinkyturtle.bsky.social · 3d

COBLÄT, an Ikea-exclusive trumpet.