Kirti Patel, MD
@kirti.bsky.social
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Gynecologist & host of The Gynarchy, @thegynarchy.bsky.social, a podcast at the intersection of women’s health and feminism, on most podcast platforms https://linktr.ee/thegynarchy
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US women in 2025:

Get long acting birth control, don’t delay the divorce, make sure your finances are in order and you have cash on hand, make a “go bag”, make a list of trusted contacts, make sure your passports and IDs are up to date. What else?

(Obvs, I’ve been reading Handmaid’s Tale. 😬)
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bwelford.bsky.social
We all wish him ... well.
drjackbrown.bsky.social
Today Trump visited Walter Reed and underwent another single-pass albumin dialysis (SPAD) procedure for his failing liver.

Decades-long cocaine abuse ✓
Decades-long Adderall abuse ✓
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kylegriffin1.bsky.social
The Trump administration has been spreading anti-vaccine propaganda for months. Tonight, Trump's physician announced he just received a flu shot and a COVID booster.
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ruthbenghiat.bsky.social
A diseased population is easier to control
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social
I genuinely think that many people don't fully understand the situation in the USA.
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aliciam1.bsky.social
According to documents released by congressional Democrats on September 26, 2025, Thiel is in the Epstein files.
kirti.bsky.social
Too much money isolates. Zero real friends. All yes men and frenemies. Always watching his back and paranoid now. Probably thinks people are actively trying to kill him, including people who work for him.
kirti.bsky.social
That would be amazing
kirti.bsky.social
Only kid rock is allowed to be a vain princess apparently 🙄
kirti.bsky.social
Pretty soon, AI is going to make so many disturbing fake videos of everyone that we won’t know what’s real or not. These freaks will use it to jail and kill the innocent.
kirti.bsky.social
How many of these men are doing the craziest shit imaginable now because they are in the Epstein files and just so scared and just taking us all down with them?
kirti.bsky.social
This type of shit could definitely make a man read the Bible and obsess over Armageddon and the antichrist.
kirti.bsky.social
Whenever I think of Peter Thiel I think of how his boyfriend mysteriously fell off a balcony and died weeks after Thiel got into a fight with his husband over him.
kirti.bsky.social
We are absolutely at risk of a climate, AI, or war-related apocalypse and he has 100% contributed to all of them. Also wild that he is openly supporting executions without a trial for the masses but against the ICC holding authoritarians to account.
kirti.bsky.social
He’s the antichrist
kirti.bsky.social
Father Figure is the most Jersey girl song I have ever heard. 💅 🖤
kirti.bsky.social
I know I sound crazy but it was magical today to have a patient named ‘Ophelia’ (as in ‘The Fate of Ophelia’).

I have been playing this album everyday on repeat all day long. 😂 It’s just so happy. I love it. #TLOAS 🧡💚
kirti.bsky.social
I was listening to Opalite 🎶 on repeat on the drive to work this morning and one of my first patients was wearing numerous opalite rings. She said they were her mom’s. 🤍

Just a coincidence but I love things like this. Makes my day magical. ✨
kirti.bsky.social
Middle age marriage always makes alarm bells go off in my mind. As the gals say, sometimes men are just looking for a “nurse or a purse”. Careful out there!
kirti.bsky.social
…caregiver for her new husband’s adult child who is disabled for life. I see similar situations with women caring for new inlaws as well. I think it’s lovely to fall in love and care for family, but when do women get any rest?? 😣
kirti.bsky.social
This reminds me of another patient that had a whirlwind middle age romance and second marriage, after her first marriage ended. She had raised her own children to adulthood and after the honeymoon phase of her second marriage ended, she was coming to grips with now having to be a full time…
kirti.bsky.social
…finding out her fiancé has a gambling problem and that she had no idea that even if they kept the money separate, if they ever got a divorce, she’d have to share her assets…! Anyway, she is now going to push for just being married in spirit.

Anyway, another woman saved! 😌 #homewrecker