mesii
@kittie.us
Systems Stitcher | Story Adulator and Publisher | AI and Data Mangler | Humanist Celebrant | Mealworm Rancher | Enthusiasm Enthusiast | Apprentice Wizard | Seattle transplant
The return trip has commenced and I successfully avoided running into @katieaki.bsky.social in Japan and compulsively (despite NOT knowing each other) shouting out her name to the embarrassment of everyone forever
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 AM
The return trip has commenced and I successfully avoided running into @katieaki.bsky.social in Japan and compulsively (despite NOT knowing each other) shouting out her name to the embarrassment of everyone forever
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So, uhhhh, the year was rough according to Lemony, the 2025 lemon pig.
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
So, uhhhh, the year was rough according to Lemony, the 2025 lemon pig.
Happy New Year from the Land of the Rising Sun!
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Happy New Year from the Land of the Rising Sun!
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The median American has $8,000 in savings in the bank. In other words, this is like giving the median American an opportunity to make a massive, scandalous crime go away for a fine of $240.
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The median American has $8,000 in savings in the bank. In other words, this is like giving the median American an opportunity to make a massive, scandalous crime go away for a fine of $240.
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[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.
Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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My husband thinks he hates musicals but he knows every word to Muppet Christmas Carol and sings along happily and was excited to put it on tonight so I think the problem is that he saw the greatest musical of all time and now he thinks all of them should be this good
a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
ALT: a man with a red beard is standing next to a stuffed gnome in front of a building .
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December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
My husband thinks he hates musicals but he knows every word to Muppet Christmas Carol and sings along happily and was excited to put it on tonight so I think the problem is that he saw the greatest musical of all time and now he thinks all of them should be this good
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We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
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tv chef "as we all know French cooking is the height of luxury"
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
tv chef "as we all know French cooking is the height of luxury"
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
a French peasant to his hungry family, 200 years ago:
"the chicken livers were free, no one wanted them. so I boiled them and some onion scraps until it was a paste. I'm calling it 'paté'. now stop crying and eat your dinner."
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since the first meal of the day is called "break fast". the last meal should be called "i don't really need this but it's yummy".
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
since the first meal of the day is called "break fast". the last meal should be called "i don't really need this but it's yummy".
"I can't believe that deciding to take O-chem in 2012 has led to me being in Thailand over Christmas in 2025."
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
"I can't believe that deciding to take O-chem in 2012 has led to me being in Thailand over Christmas in 2025."
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I’m not putting sugar in my cooking
that’s weird
I’m gonna cook onions until they turn into sugar somehow which is good and fancy
that’s weird
I’m gonna cook onions until they turn into sugar somehow which is good and fancy
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m not putting sugar in my cooking
that’s weird
I’m gonna cook onions until they turn into sugar somehow which is good and fancy
that’s weird
I’m gonna cook onions until they turn into sugar somehow which is good and fancy
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I had to read it again.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I had to read it again.
There's a kind of panic beyond urgency in buying 2 things of Imodium, 2 things of Pepto, and a big Tylenol and nothing else...
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
There's a kind of panic beyond urgency in buying 2 things of Imodium, 2 things of Pepto, and a big Tylenol and nothing else...
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
We play the lottery in that we look at the jackpot when we pass gas stations and debate buying a ticket
We win if we don't buy and it increases
We lose if we buy
We win a lot more than we lose
We win if we don't buy and it increases
We lose if we buy
We win a lot more than we lose
December 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
We play the lottery in that we look at the jackpot when we pass gas stations and debate buying a ticket
We win if we don't buy and it increases
We lose if we buy
We win a lot more than we lose
We win if we don't buy and it increases
We lose if we buy
We win a lot more than we lose
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i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i believe people when they say linux has gotten better in the last few years. what i'm skeptical of is that linux Guys have improved. i will not use an OS where i'm at high risk of someone calling me stupid for not liking some aspect of the experience. i must be allowed to hate the computer
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The thing that gets me about this is the $25/hr job at the post office isn't funded by that small town, it's coming from all those city folks
Also: just "get a job"
Also: just "get a job"
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The thing that gets me about this is the $25/hr job at the post office isn't funded by that small town, it's coming from all those city folks
Also: just "get a job"
Also: just "get a job"
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I just can't get enough of these fog covered foothills at #sunset. Snapped this one tonight at La Cumbre Peak, 4000 feet above #SantaBarbara. #Photography
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I just can't get enough of these fog covered foothills at #sunset. Snapped this one tonight at La Cumbre Peak, 4000 feet above #SantaBarbara. #Photography
Wife's friend was funny so I was compelled to make this
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Wife's friend was funny so I was compelled to make this