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Kevin from the Armageddon

@kmmickvega.bsky.social

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Legal Editor/Lawyer/Lifelong Philly Sports Sufferer Enjoyer of consequences, comeuppances, a competent pass rush, democracy, the rule of law, equality, Schwarbombs, decency, and kindness. Go Birds! Nazi punks fuck off.

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · Dec 13

BREAKING: Everything just fucking sucks.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1h

The thing about Phillies fans is they embrace standup guys who are accountable for their mistakes. They love redemption stories. Look at Bohm after the “hate this fucking place“ incident or the Trea Turner bounceback. Hell, Mitch Williams was on WIP for years. Orion will be ok.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 10h

a woman is sitting in front of a painting with the words `` this guy here is dead , cross him off , then .

Alt: Major League: ``This guy here is dead.” “Cross him off, then.”

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 12h

Thanks for confirming. I was waiting for a cardiologist to weigh in.

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 14h

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 13h

I still root for him. Good player, nice kid.

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 13h

Also, not to be “that guy” complaining about the umps, but two missed strike calls cost the Phillies multiple runs. In game one, Hernandez never comes up with men on base. In the last game, Sanchez is out of the inning before Duran comes in.

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 13h

I seriously suspect that no legitimate doctor would include that “cardiac age” bullshit, however, I’ll defer to any doctors out there…

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 13h

Exactly. BOTH teams didn’t hit because the pitching was great on both sides. I mean, what did Ohtani do this series? Of Freeman?

Also, people are missing how important the loss of Bader was.

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 14h

Does this man own a mirror?

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 14h

If I were a reporter, I’d be calling the Portland Fire & Rescue Bureau and asking for statistics on the number of fires they have responded to. (FYI, the numbers are rather low).

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

2029 Nobel Peace Prize Winner J.B. Pritzker will be hilarious.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

Hey. Low blow.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

Do they have anyone left?

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

*Taps the Sign*

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · Dec 13

BREAKING: Everything just fucking sucks.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

Safe travels.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

Because he was jerking off excessively over the cruelty.

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

They need to lose their law licenses over this.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

This case will be laughed out of court.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

If they are bringing this case, then they need to bring one pretty much against any parent who was co-signed for a child’s home loan.

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

Guess what, I just bought his book because Fuck You, Megyn, you disgusting Nazi skank.

Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

This trajectory was quite a ride:

Graph of George W. Bush’s approval rating.

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, my penis may be autistic.

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

Did they really watch their language, or was there just less access/coverage? I mean, legend has it that this dude’s profanity would make many sailors blush.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a stadium

Alt: LBJ

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Kevin from the Armageddon @kmmickvega.bsky.social · 1d

But don’t call them fascists!