Ken Rhodes
@knrhds.bsky.social
Saint Paul now, Portland OR then.
Soccer, baseball, bikes, dogs, and cats.
Timbers, Thorns FC, MNUFC, MN Aurora, Minneapolis City. Twins and Mariners.
He/him
Soccer, baseball, bikes, dogs, and cats.
Timbers, Thorns FC, MNUFC, MN Aurora, Minneapolis City. Twins and Mariners.
He/him
Almost posted complimentarily regarding Tom Brady, tf got into me?
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Almost posted complimentarily regarding Tom Brady, tf got into me?
So if you hide a post you still see the posts that quote it? That is some bullshit
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
So if you hide a post you still see the posts that quote it? That is some bullshit
Cherry Stone grit is not made from cherry stones
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Cherry Stone grit is not made from cherry stones
Back to work after the long break
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Back to work after the long break
Love the clarification that the McRib contains “scalded stomach”, instead of that other kind
"McRib is actually made from restructured pork, combining cuts such as shoulder, heart, tripe, and scalded stomach"
Sinclair warned you.
McDonald’s hit with class action lawsuit claiming McRib doesn’t contain any rib meat | The Independent share.google/iHU9PPo55U4y...
Sinclair warned you.
McDonald’s hit with class action lawsuit claiming McRib doesn’t contain any rib meat | The Independent share.google/iHU9PPo55U4y...
McDonald’s faces class action lawsuit claiming McRib contains no actual rib meat
The lawsuit argues the McRib’s name and rib-shaped patty mislead consumers and seeks nationwide and state-specific class action status for purchases over the past four years
share.google
January 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Love the clarification that the McRib contains “scalded stomach”, instead of that other kind
My feet will never be cold again!*
*The Bold North Breakaway Fan Festival (during which I was standing outside 4 hours per day) ends today
*The Bold North Breakaway Fan Festival (during which I was standing outside 4 hours per day) ends today
January 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
My feet will never be cold again!*
*The Bold North Breakaway Fan Festival (during which I was standing outside 4 hours per day) ends today
*The Bold North Breakaway Fan Festival (during which I was standing outside 4 hours per day) ends today
As much as I like Tim Walz, he was gonna get hammered to pieces over the Feeding Our Future scandal. This lets a different DFLer run on cleaning it up
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
As much as I like Tim Walz, he was gonna get hammered to pieces over the Feeding Our Future scandal. This lets a different DFLer run on cleaning it up
Apparently the gridiron football game had some twists and turns
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Apparently the gridiron football game had some twists and turns
You could not pay me to hand “best player” watches to CAN players after that loss
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
You could not pay me to hand “best player” watches to CAN players after that loss
Yep, 3 more. CAN 4 - 6 CZE
10 minutes to go in CAN-CZE in the World Juniors, it’s CAN 3 - 4 CZE, feels like there are 3 more goals in this game
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Yep, 3 more. CAN 4 - 6 CZE
10 minutes to go in CAN-CZE in the World Juniors, it’s CAN 3 - 4 CZE, feels like there are 3 more goals in this game
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
10 minutes to go in CAN-CZE in the World Juniors, it’s CAN 3 - 4 CZE, feels like there are 3 more goals in this game
I don’t even block a lot of people, but when I do I literally never think about them again. Kind of a shock when a screenshot or something reminds me they exist
January 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I don’t even block a lot of people, but when I do I literally never think about them again. Kind of a shock when a screenshot or something reminds me they exist
This SWE-FIN World Juniors Semifinal on NHL channel is suitably bonkers. *Hotly* contested
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
This SWE-FIN World Juniors Semifinal on NHL channel is suitably bonkers. *Hotly* contested
We had a lot of families show up to the fan fest at Rice Park today. Bumper cars were busy all day. Helping folks have fun was a good distraction
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
We had a lot of families show up to the fan fest at Rice Park today. Bumper cars were busy all day. Helping folks have fun was a good distraction
Workshopping some helpful rhymes:
Is it icy, are you slipping?
Now is good for shitty-whipping
Is it dry or only wet?
Donut time for you, my pet
Is it icy, are you slipping?
Now is good for shitty-whipping
Is it dry or only wet?
Donut time for you, my pet
January 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Workshopping some helpful rhymes:
Is it icy, are you slipping?
Now is good for shitty-whipping
Is it dry or only wet?
Donut time for you, my pet
Is it icy, are you slipping?
Now is good for shitty-whipping
Is it dry or only wet?
Donut time for you, my pet
Lolly and Ivy had a big night with everybody home, and all the bonfire excitement. They didn’t make it to midnight, but they wish everyone good riddance to 2025 and best wishes for 2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Lolly and Ivy had a big night with everybody home, and all the bonfire excitement. They didn’t make it to midnight, but they wish everyone good riddance to 2025 and best wishes for 2026
This year is the year I have GOT to learn how to draw tigers
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
This year is the year I have GOT to learn how to draw tigers
Ivy’s resolution is to stop walking the bunny trails in our yard hoovering up bunny poop
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ivy’s resolution is to stop walking the bunny trails in our yard hoovering up bunny poop
Worked the “Waggle Puck Drop” at the fan fest yesterday, kids (and adults) jump from 4’ and 10’ platforms onto a huge inflated pad. One kid was there all day, he jumped off the 10’ platform 62 times by his count
I was skeptical but everyone had a great time! Just huge smiles rolling off the pad
I was skeptical but everyone had a great time! Just huge smiles rolling off the pad
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Worked the “Waggle Puck Drop” at the fan fest yesterday, kids (and adults) jump from 4’ and 10’ platforms onto a huge inflated pad. One kid was there all day, he jumped off the 10’ platform 62 times by his count
I was skeptical but everyone had a great time! Just huge smiles rolling off the pad
I was skeptical but everyone had a great time! Just huge smiles rolling off the pad
The Stanley Cup is at the Bold North Breakaway Fan Fest at RiverCentre in Saint Paul
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The Stanley Cup is at the Bold North Breakaway Fan Fest at RiverCentre in Saint Paul
Thought they’d be writing “Eau de Vie de Pomme” on my death certificate this morning but I’m up and doing well enough to enjoy the Wolves-Nuggets commentary on here from last night
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Thought they’d be writing “Eau de Vie de Pomme” on my death certificate this morning but I’m up and doing well enough to enjoy the Wolves-Nuggets commentary on here from last night
McCarron’s no longer invited to Christmas here cause of his fake-ass bullshit
December 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
McCarron’s no longer invited to Christmas here cause of his fake-ass bullshit
Reposted by Ken Rhodes
Why in the world would they need cadaver fat when they could pay people to take their fat? I'd happily be paid if some spoiled rich person wanted to suck some fat out of my thighs to use in their boobs.
“Rather than relying on an implant or a patient's own body fat to add volume to hips or augment breasts, alloClae — which can cost as much as $100,000 per procedure — uses donor fat from a cadaver as a first-of-its-kind body filler.”
Corporate types are clamoring for a new kind of plastic surgery — using dead people's fat
Corporate types are waiting weeks for — and spending big on — alloClae, which cuts out the recovery time typically associated with body enhancements.
www.businessinsider.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Why in the world would they need cadaver fat when they could pay people to take their fat? I'd happily be paid if some spoiled rich person wanted to suck some fat out of my thighs to use in their boobs.
Nothing better to do than score goals in the ex-X on a cold, windy day
December 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nothing better to do than score goals in the ex-X on a cold, windy day