Ken Rhodes
@knrhds.bsky.social
Saint Paul now, Portland OR then.
Soccer, baseball, bikes, dogs, and cats.
Timbers, Thorns FC, MNUFC, MN Aurora, Minneapolis City. Twins and Mariners.
He/him
Soccer, baseball, bikes, dogs, and cats.
Timbers, Thorns FC, MNUFC, MN Aurora, Minneapolis City. Twins and Mariners.
He/him
By the rivers of Babylon
Where we sat down
And there we wept
When we remembered Zion
Where we sat down
And there we wept
When we remembered Zion
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
By the rivers of Babylon
Where we sat down
And there we wept
When we remembered Zion
Where we sat down
And there we wept
When we remembered Zion
My daughter is roasting me cause my phone is bigger than my can of Hamm’s
She herself is drinking a tallboy “same size as my phone” “like a man”
She herself is drinking a tallboy “same size as my phone” “like a man”
February 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My daughter is roasting me cause my phone is bigger than my can of Hamm’s
She herself is drinking a tallboy “same size as my phone” “like a man”
She herself is drinking a tallboy “same size as my phone” “like a man”
This is Lolly’s silly snow-walk. More of a plow
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
This is Lolly’s silly snow-walk. More of a plow
cze-usa mixed curling on now, usa network
My first curling experience was in Prague, crazy as an adopted Saint Paulite
My first curling experience was in Prague, crazy as an adopted Saint Paulite
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
cze-usa mixed curling on now, usa network
My first curling experience was in Prague, crazy as an adopted Saint Paulite
My first curling experience was in Prague, crazy as an adopted Saint Paulite
I wonder how many different acids these ski jumpers tried
February 6, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I wonder how many different acids these ski jumpers tried
Here’s a perfect example of Ivy’s silly snow-walk
February 5, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Here’s a perfect example of Ivy’s silly snow-walk
Trying to train our round boi to get some exercise. He’d been sick (all better now), and is much heavier than his brother
February 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Trying to train our round boi to get some exercise. He’d been sick (all better now), and is much heavier than his brother
I had just under 5000 unread emails and some time on my hands trying to cheer up, so I did the low-stakes but satisfying task of figuring out what the fuck all this email was
It was:
The democrats, et al
Airlines
Amazon
Apple
TPM, et al
MLB, et al
Github actions failures on dev
Usual marketing junk
It was:
The democrats, et al
Airlines
Amazon
Apple
TPM, et al
MLB, et al
Github actions failures on dev
Usual marketing junk
February 4, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I had just under 5000 unread emails and some time on my hands trying to cheer up, so I did the low-stakes but satisfying task of figuring out what the fuck all this email was
It was:
The democrats, et al
Airlines
Amazon
Apple
TPM, et al
MLB, et al
Github actions failures on dev
Usual marketing junk
It was:
The democrats, et al
Airlines
Amazon
Apple
TPM, et al
MLB, et al
Github actions failures on dev
Usual marketing junk
Awoooooo 🚨🚨🚨 fron Saint Paul
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Awoooooo 🚨🚨🚨 fron Saint Paul
Thin Lizzy, Jailbreak. “Tonight there’s going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town”
No way to know where that jailbreak is gonna be
No way to know where that jailbreak is gonna be
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Thin Lizzy, Jailbreak. “Tonight there’s going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town”
No way to know where that jailbreak is gonna be
No way to know where that jailbreak is gonna be
Deleting a lot of absolute bangers today
February 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Deleting a lot of absolute bangers today
It’s probably unwise for many good reasons including that it’s a stupid idea in the first place, but I’d love a way to check skeeters against the local feed membership so I don’t have to put up with out-of-towners telling us we’re doing it wrong
Local criticism of local actions, fine
Local criticism of local actions, fine
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
It’s probably unwise for many good reasons including that it’s a stupid idea in the first place, but I’d love a way to check skeeters against the local feed membership so I don’t have to put up with out-of-towners telling us we’re doing it wrong
Local criticism of local actions, fine
Local criticism of local actions, fine
I knew there was something fishy about that story
And the police department later distanced themselves from report that they had intervened. I guess we can’t have people thinking they’ll side with town residents against criming feds:
January 31, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I knew there was something fishy about that story
You can fascinate a cat with anchovy paste
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
You can fascinate a cat with anchovy paste
Reposted by Ken Rhodes
I’m going to make one for Saint Paul but the second part would read “quietly reading large books at home.”
From the city that gave you "Make the golf course a public sex forest..."
January 31, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I’m going to make one for Saint Paul but the second part would read “quietly reading large books at home.”
I wonder, too, if these “agents” weren’t local dinguses the chief knew already. So he could call them and say “wtf” outside of the regular hateful ICE process
"MPR News has learned that the police chief in the small southern Minnesota city of St. Peter intervened Thursday afternoon to prevent federal immigration agents from arresting a local resident" who had been observing federal agents. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
St. Peter police chief intervenes, prevents federal agents from arresting resident
The police chief of St. Peter intervened to prevent federal agents from taking a local resident who was observing ICE enforcement actions into custody. It is believed to the first time local police in...
www.mprnews.org
January 31, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I wonder, too, if these “agents” weren’t local dinguses the chief knew already. So he could call them and say “wtf” outside of the regular hateful ICE process
Who is this Gophers men’s hockey team?
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Who is this Gophers men’s hockey team?
Reposted by Ken Rhodes
Bet Pretti’s masked murderers are fuming at the piles of GoFundMe cash they’re losing out on right now
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Bet Pretti’s masked murderers are fuming at the piles of GoFundMe cash they’re losing out on right now
Ivy made a “nose fort” while I’m sitting here reading the news*
*doomscrolling
*doomscrolling
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Ivy made a “nose fort” while I’m sitting here reading the news*
*doomscrolling
*doomscrolling
My youngest brother called today to see how we were doing. Our family dynamic is to give space, and I appreciated the space and the call.
It was good to talk. He’s an Illinois redneck, and he has been paying close attention. Not at all fooled by government lies about Renee’s and Alex’s murders
It was good to talk. He’s an Illinois redneck, and he has been paying close attention. Not at all fooled by government lies about Renee’s and Alex’s murders
January 30, 2026 at 12:58 AM
My youngest brother called today to see how we were doing. Our family dynamic is to give space, and I appreciated the space and the call.
It was good to talk. He’s an Illinois redneck, and he has been paying close attention. Not at all fooled by government lies about Renee’s and Alex’s murders
It was good to talk. He’s an Illinois redneck, and he has been paying close attention. Not at all fooled by government lies about Renee’s and Alex’s murders
Post a picture that you took if you’d like
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Post a picture that you took if you’d like
It would’ve worked if two guys had shown up in Cabelas-tactical gear, said they were from some made-up ICE-esque “agency” with laminated ID cards, and told BOP they were taking him to Texas
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York by claiming to be an FBI agent with a court order to release him, authorities said
Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: Sources
A Minnesota man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail in New York, law enforcement sources told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
January 29, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It would’ve worked if two guys had shown up in Cabelas-tactical gear, said they were from some made-up ICE-esque “agency” with laminated ID cards, and told BOP they were taking him to Texas
I keep thinking about this. If ICE‘s arrest procedures put their agents fingers at risk of being BITTEN OFF, that seems like a “them” problem, not an “us” problem
Two women have been charged with biting the fingers of U.S. Border Patrol officers moments after federal agents fatally shot Alex Pretti in Minneapolis over the weekend near the scene of an immigration enforcement action.
Women accused of biting agents’ fingers moments after Alex Pretti was killed; one had tip bitten off
The biting occurred while the women struggled with the agents, according to the charges.
bit.ly
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I keep thinking about this. If ICE‘s arrest procedures put their agents fingers at risk of being BITTEN OFF, that seems like a “them” problem, not an “us” problem
This cat is so damn stinky
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This cat is so damn stinky