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Kris
@krisc.bsky.social
💛🤍💜🖤 🇵🇭🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
genre-fluid musician
Calabio Twins /w @skidmarq.bsky.social
🥁🎸🎤
audio engineer
home cook
nonbinary
https://linktr.ee/calabiotwins
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Calabio Twins - Live at Shit Show out now!

calabiotwins.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...

also available on all streaming platforms except Roblox

#MusicianSky
Live at Shit Show, by Calabio Twins
9 track album
calabiotwins.bandcamp.com
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January 26, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Stop watching slop mixes of VGM mixes. Watch this video. A lot of us have been loud about this for a long time but it’s good there’s a video going into this

youtu.be/D1-7DPkNAh0?...
YOU are listening to AI-generated Video Game Music, Please Stop
YouTube video by Nuclear [NUKELEDGE]
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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[meredith brooks voice]
i’m a bitch i’m a bitch i’m a bitch i’m a bitch i’m a bitch i’m a bitch i’m a bitch
January 26, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Went to my local library this morning to do a bit of research for my current book project and my goodness such a life-affirming space! There was an adult being taught to read on the next table, children enjoying story time, countless people taking out books. So grateful for our libraries ❤️
January 26, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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Legends of the Hidden Tim Pool, Tim Pool of Doom, etc.
January 26, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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Year of the Horse
#MonsterHunter
January 24, 2026 at 8:10 AM
using cream cheese as bong water
January 22, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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I missed the anniversary of David Lynch's passing by a few days. May we all continue to work on our favorite projects, and have blue skies and lots of golden sunshine.
January 20, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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"I'm neither of those... I mean they."
January 20, 2026 at 10:54 PM
"theydies and gentlethem" that's cute, but I'm neither of those.
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
a they in the life
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
soaking up the thirst of the land: ocean man
Ween - Ocean Man (Mickey Melchiondo)
#musiciansky
January 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck mangione?
January 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive
January 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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A good and achievable goal for a new year is to grow an enormous glowing eyeball somewhere on your body. You're never too old to grow an enormous glowing eyeball.
January 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
oh no no please god help me! my aunties are sending me AI slop! I'M IN HELL! I'M IN HELL!!
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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If you want to reject the touchscreen lifestyle and embrace manually fiddling about with stuff, I highly recommend learning how to play bass.

It is has got all the knobs you could want, it has got wiggly finger to string interface, it is the answer to your touchscreen ennui.
December 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
which krismas carol is this?
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
dog will hunt
Primus - Jerry Was a Race Driver (Larry LaLonde)
#musiciansky
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I miss play show loud amps drummer hit hard
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
meet you all the way, rosanna, yeah REPOSTING FROM LAST YEAR
Toto - Rosanna (Steve Lukather)
December 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Diana?
Megadeth - Wake Up Dead (Dave Mustaine)
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Die Screaming Lederhosens - "Big House Blues" (Jim Smith)
#renandstimpy #only90skidswillremember
December 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
just a hand in the bush
Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears (Zakk Wylde)
#musiciansky
December 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM