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Kris
@krisjay.bsky.social
Turn ons:
ANTIFA

Turn offs:
Facism
Pinned
It turns out, that he indeed, does not love Hispanics.
You’re at Tramp

I need you at Super
You're at Garfunkel

I need you at Simon
You’re at Tenille.

I need you at Captain.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Drop someone eating
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I predict that we will see a return of the Trump loving, batshit crazy MTG that we all grew up on very soon.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/fbi...
FBI releases new videos of 2021 D.C. pipe bomb suspect, as case remains unsolved
The FBI is reupping its call for information about the still-unsolved DNC and RNC pipe bomb case, releasing new videos of the suspect.
www.cbsnews.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Chauncey Billups showing up to the next poker game.
October 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
@sylvesterskycat.bsky.social

I am dedicated to my mission.
October 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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37 years ago today, the greatest sketch comedy program premiered.

My sense was of humor was heavily influenced by these 5 hilarious Canadians.
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I wish I had the power to call for an Emergency Naked Bike ride. #portland
October 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Emergency Naked Bike Ride concludes at the ICE-hole facility in Portland. I fucking love my city. #portland
October 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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No. You're right.

Every protester needs to understand how things can go wrong, fast, including kettling.

Since protesters have effectively been called terrorists, Fed enforcement may try to arrest as many people as possible by kettling them so they can't escape.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettling
Kettling - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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✌🏾
October 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
October 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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You’re getting an up close view of why affirmative action and DEI programs existed. The fact that White People aren’t actively sick their stomachs over their leaders shows what they value as a qualification.
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The reason they won't release the Epstein list is every big dark money Republican donor in the last 30 years is on the list because y'all know if it was Barack Obama they would have released that list and Jeffrey would still be alive to tell Fox and Friends about it
September 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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The US has gone from "walk softly and carry a big stick" to "react to every perceived slight like the most insecure guy in the room"
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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The problem is, and it's a real problem, what we see is not what MAGAs see. They relate to morons, the douchier the better (re: Trump).
September 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Still true today.
BRILLIANT MIND‼️
A true genius of literature and of humanity‼️
September 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
How do we know the government is enabling proud boys to assault its citizens?

Standard issue tactical Vans
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nice little day visiting a National Park.
September 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Making friends today!
September 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It is said that finding one is good luck.
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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John Wayne Gacy was a pretty talented painter.
Charles Manson could write a decent tune.
Maybe we need to put the sum of these men's lives into better focus to see the whole picture.

See how stupid that sounds?
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Y'all need to make a list, not only of the people who are openly mourning Charlie Kirk, but also the people eulogising a free speech caricature of him in the name of civility.

There is no civility due for a man of low character who spent his life advocating inhumanity. None of them are good people
September 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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They keep conflating freedom of speech and freedom of consequences from hate speech. Charlie Kirk wasn't shot for expressing his opinions. You are free to say whatever terrible things you want. However your entitlement does not protect you from the consequences of what you say.
September 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM