Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
Because they desperately want to be part of the in crowd and will do everything to get there or stay there
HOW DOES NO ONE IN THE ROOM EVER SAY SOMETHING WHEN HE DOES THIS SHIT?
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Because they desperately want to be part of the in crowd and will do everything to get there or stay there
More than Likely that's a touchback
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
More than Likely that's a touchback
Wish we were in a Post Post Malone era
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wish we were in a Post Post Malone era
And it's not even a British holiday
Everyone posting photos of their Thanksgiving plates and it looks like this
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
And it's not even a British holiday
This is art
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is art
Here's a fun one for any area journalists to look into:
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Here's a fun one for any area journalists to look into:
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
Did the Buffalo Bills kill Buffalo's nightlife?
Was talking with my friend whose brewery has a second location there. Highly rated place. Business has cratered there. It's dead most nights. Across the board lots of bars are seeing the same.
[Buys a beer called "Year of the Horse"]
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
[Buys a beer called "Year of the Horse"]
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Jesus Christ, they should have jerked him off six months ago.
Me at the bar tonight: don't you dare serve them they're 12!
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Me at the bar tonight: don't you dare serve them they're 12!
Reposted by Matt Johnson
The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers
Reposted by Matt Johnson
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
Pregame NHL posts are great because they're all
"You know this dude is locked in because he's wearing a gray hoodie with skinny pants"
"Man means business because he's in his black suit with no tie"
"His head is on straight under that $500 toque"
"You know this dude is locked in because he's wearing a gray hoodie with skinny pants"
"Man means business because he's in his black suit with no tie"
"His head is on straight under that $500 toque"
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Pregame NHL posts are great because they're all
"You know this dude is locked in because he's wearing a gray hoodie with skinny pants"
"Man means business because he's in his black suit with no tie"
"His head is on straight under that $500 toque"
"You know this dude is locked in because he's wearing a gray hoodie with skinny pants"
"Man means business because he's in his black suit with no tie"
"His head is on straight under that $500 toque"
Attention Rochester boys and girls. Ebbets Field has a vintage Cal Ripken Red Wings jersey for $35.
www.ebbets.com/products/roc...
www.ebbets.com/products/roc...
Rochester Red Wings EFF MiLB Vintage V-Neck baseball jersey - Ebbets Field Flannels
Ebbets Field Flannels sells a Rochester Red Wings MiLB Vintage V-Neck baseball jersey.
www.ebbets.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Attention Rochester boys and girls. Ebbets Field has a vintage Cal Ripken Red Wings jersey for $35.
www.ebbets.com/products/roc...
www.ebbets.com/products/roc...
I've not been designing much stuff in the last few years due to exhaustion and personal reasons but I'm going to do something about this. If anyone has a good sticker manufacturer that can do die cut stickers and not charge me a ton please let me know
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've not been designing much stuff in the last few years due to exhaustion and personal reasons but I'm going to do something about this. If anyone has a good sticker manufacturer that can do die cut stickers and not charge me a ton please let me know
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've never wanted to stay inside more. The annual passes have always showcased the natural beauty of America through the photography of someone immersed in it. Instead we got the ugly mug of a golfer who can't even walk a course.
Reposted by Matt Johnson
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Blind retweet but definitely reading every bit of
Announcing the debut of the Chicken Wings in Buffalo Timeline, something I started years ago & wasn't able to finish until I retired. Over 100 events, 1855-present.
https://buffaloresearch.com/chicken-wings-in-buffalo/
https://buffaloresearch.com/chicken-wings-in-buffalo/
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Blind retweet but definitely reading every bit of
How come Sean McDermott hasn't brought in this part of the Carolina defense?
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
How come Sean McDermott hasn't brought in this part of the Carolina defense?
The Bills could have signed Davante Adams this summer to pair up with Josh Allen but they already had Khalil Shakir so there was no need.
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The Bills could have signed Davante Adams this summer to pair up with Josh Allen but they already had Khalil Shakir so there was no need.
Kinda bullshit that when Clayton Kershaw retired he didn't fuck off forever.
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Kinda bullshit that when Clayton Kershaw retired he didn't fuck off forever.
Philadelphia definitely going to have a normal and rational Monday.
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Philadelphia definitely going to have a normal and rational Monday.
Is there anything prettier in sports in than watching Patrick Mahomes suck? According to my sources there is not
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Is there anything prettier in sports in than watching Patrick Mahomes suck? According to my sources there is not
Fucksa Beck Malenstyn?
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fucksa Beck Malenstyn?