Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
There's an easy explanation. He's a Las Vegas Mormon who has been a professional baseball player since he was a teen. Three things that will burn a hole in your brain compounded into a brain that probably wasn't full firing properly to begin with
Oh my god Bryce Harper’s last four reposts in Instagram:
1. chemtrails conspiracy theories
2. “A five year old boy’s got no business being in school”
3. Harmless fitness video
4. Raw milk propaganda
His brain is so hopelessly cooked oh no
1. chemtrails conspiracy theories
2. “A five year old boy’s got no business being in school”
3. Harmless fitness video
4. Raw milk propaganda
His brain is so hopelessly cooked oh no
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
There's an easy explanation. He's a Las Vegas Mormon who has been a professional baseball player since he was a teen. Three things that will burn a hole in your brain compounded into a brain that probably wasn't full firing properly to begin with
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And he didn’t. He tried to help a woman who’d just been assaulted. There was nothing rash, stupid, or radical about what he did. He showed kindness. And they killed him for it.
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 PM
And he didn’t. He tried to help a woman who’d just been assaulted. There was nothing rash, stupid, or radical about what he did. He showed kindness. And they killed him for it.
This is also how the Colorado Rockies assemble their lineup
Erika Kirk's Amazing Race audition tape shows that all these right wing grifters really just wanna be rich and famous and won't stop until they stumble on an audience dumb enough to let that happen
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This is also how the Colorado Rockies assemble their lineup
The first image is the one I downloaded. The second image is the one I wanted to make.
Last year I could circle "Antonin Scalia" & select erase & it would do that.
Now thanks to AI I get the third image.
Google completely destroyed its product for no reason or purpose.
Last year I could circle "Antonin Scalia" & select erase & it would do that.
Now thanks to AI I get the third image.
Google completely destroyed its product for no reason or purpose.
January 24, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The first image is the one I downloaded. The second image is the one I wanted to make.
Last year I could circle "Antonin Scalia" & select erase & it would do that.
Now thanks to AI I get the third image.
Google completely destroyed its product for no reason or purpose.
Last year I could circle "Antonin Scalia" & select erase & it would do that.
Now thanks to AI I get the third image.
Google completely destroyed its product for no reason or purpose.
Told my sister to get her daughters off TikTok and her first response was well they pay my salary (through a grant). Showed little concern despite having two adopted kids who aren't yet citizens
Just don't know how things are going to break through to the liberal Amazon crowd until it's too late
Just don't know how things are going to break through to the liberal Amazon crowd until it's too late
January 24, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Told my sister to get her daughters off TikTok and her first response was well they pay my salary (through a grant). Showed little concern despite having two adopted kids who aren't yet citizens
Just don't know how things are going to break through to the liberal Amazon crowd until it's too late
Just don't know how things are going to break through to the liberal Amazon crowd until it's too late
I'd scream at you to get off TikTok but half of you post screenshots from Twitter all day so we know that's not happening
TikTok is now under US ownership and their new ToS reads like a guide to giving fascists everything they need to put you on a list.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
They’re collecting information about immigration status, citizenship, sexual orientation, whether you’re trans or non binary and physical or mental disabilities.
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I'd scream at you to get off TikTok but half of you post screenshots from Twitter all day so we know that's not happening
We're two days away from the Bills interviewing Ty Harper and Andy Engler, their high school coaches of the week.
January 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
We're two days away from the Bills interviewing Ty Harper and Andy Engler, their high school coaches of the week.
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i’ve shifted my opinion from
“sean mcdermott firing was weird”
to
“sean mcdermott was done dirty”
to
“sean mcdermott might be the greatest coach ever for holding all these insane people together and winning through the complete nonsense we didnt see”
“sean mcdermott firing was weird”
to
“sean mcdermott was done dirty”
to
“sean mcdermott might be the greatest coach ever for holding all these insane people together and winning through the complete nonsense we didnt see”
January 23, 2026 at 4:34 PM
i’ve shifted my opinion from
“sean mcdermott firing was weird”
to
“sean mcdermott was done dirty”
to
“sean mcdermott might be the greatest coach ever for holding all these insane people together and winning through the complete nonsense we didnt see”
“sean mcdermott firing was weird”
to
“sean mcdermott was done dirty”
to
“sean mcdermott might be the greatest coach ever for holding all these insane people together and winning through the complete nonsense we didnt see”
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring your animals in so they can also enjoy Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil.
January 23, 2026 at 3:04 PM
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring your animals in so they can also enjoy Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil.
Things are breaking the Sabres way non stop and I'm fucking scared
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Things are breaking the Sabres way non stop and I'm fucking scared
I'm not saying the Helenius / Ostlund / Benson line is the greatest line in hockey history.
But it's close.
But it's close.
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I'm not saying the Helenius / Ostlund / Benson line is the greatest line in hockey history.
But it's close.
But it's close.
January 22, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I've always thought JD Vance had that dog in him
January 22, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I've always thought JD Vance had that dog in him
Dude just wanted to pick on someone his own size
Q: Do you have any moral or ethical qualms about detaining a five-year-old on his way back from preschool?
Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
Border Patrol Chief Bovino: I've got no qualms about making America a safer place
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Dude just wanted to pick on someone his own size
50 Shades of Anyday (now)
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
50 Shades of Anyday (now)
[Gear nerd alert] My man is wearing PHD Omega Down Mitts. These are normally used on Everest. On Siberian expeditions. On the Iditarod Trail. Places where it's -40 degrees.
They also cost $450
www.phdesigns.co.uk/omega-down-m...
They also cost $450
www.phdesigns.co.uk/omega-down-m...
January 22, 2026 at 3:56 PM
[Gear nerd alert] My man is wearing PHD Omega Down Mitts. These are normally used on Everest. On Siberian expeditions. On the Iditarod Trail. Places where it's -40 degrees.
They also cost $450
www.phdesigns.co.uk/omega-down-m...
They also cost $450
www.phdesigns.co.uk/omega-down-m...
He looks exactly how you think he would look & is as racist as you'd expect him to be.
January 22, 2026 at 2:32 PM
He looks exactly how you think he would look & is as racist as you'd expect him to be.
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Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
The Bills died so the Sabres could live
That long of an extension for Doan on top of a very reasonable (and under Tage Thompson) cap hit makes this look like a superb deal for the Sabres.
January 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The Bills died so the Sabres could live
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This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
They definitely took whatever agreement was already in place in regards to Greenland, wrote it on a napkin under the title "Trump Hands Greenland Back to Denmark And Some Are Saying They're The Biggest Most Strongest Hands Ever" and Trump claimed it was his idea.
January 21, 2026 at 8:23 PM
They definitely took whatever agreement was already in place in regards to Greenland, wrote it on a napkin under the title "Trump Hands Greenland Back to Denmark And Some Are Saying They're The Biggest Most Strongest Hands Ever" and Trump claimed it was his idea.
Josh Allen is asking out within two years
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Josh Allen is asking out within two years
As a fan of the Buffalo Bills I really hate the Buffalo Bills organization
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 PM
As a fan of the Buffalo Bills I really hate the Buffalo Bills organization
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The main take away from hearing Pegula talk is that billionaires should be taxed to the point where they dont exist anymore.
January 21, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The main take away from hearing Pegula talk is that billionaires should be taxed to the point where they dont exist anymore.