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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1h

I watched it this winter and totally agree. At the end I was just like that's it?

Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 6h

This hotel must be underwater with prices like that

Secret Flying @secretflying.bsky.social · 8h

5* Hotel Titanic Penedo in Itatiaia, Brazil for only $81 USD per night #Travel

www.secretflying.com/posts/5-hote...

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 6h

Don't tease me like that

Reposted by Matt Johnson

Historical Marker Ahead @historicalmarker.bsky.social · 1d

A million historical markers and statues and monuments to Casimir Pulaksi yet only one dares mention his most important attribute:

Pulaski runs on Dunkin’ — sign at the Dunkin’ near Midway Airport on Pulaski Avenue in Chicago.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

Oh fuck. That explains the 50 something guys next to me in expensive dirty cowboy shirts hooting and hollering like they were 25

Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

The yucca fries with wild boar absolutely slapped but the dudes in that place are something else. Hollywood cosplaying dirtbags

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social those exploding ink packs they put in money bags would make for easy marking of everyone who thinks they can just go home and remove the mask.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

[paraphrasing the nurse]

That can't be right. Take his BAC again.
Damn.
But he's answering all questions correctly & without slurring.
Wait, what weekend is it?
Matt did you go to Lehigh?
Oooh. This makes sense.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

Two years after graduation I went back for Lehigh-Lafayette & basically drank for 30 straight hours. Got mugged when I was walking back to my house, admitted myself to the hospital after a kind suggestion

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They took it twice bc they didnt believe it was real & then realized what weekend it was

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

Update.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

Thank god they installed airbags in that corner of the ring to reduce injuries.

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1d

There's a new boxing league that's just hockey fights. Not sure if this is genius or missing the point of both hockey and boxing.

Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

What's the best thing or things to get at the Tiny Pony?

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

It's some guy named Josh. Not the meet cute I was hoping for

Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

Guess I'm going to have to harass the hotel staff until I figure out who it is

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

@bernielomax.extranapkins.net this you?

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

It's because they died fucking. Diane dried out taking 10 dicks at once. Fully dehydrated.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

Probably the two most hated men in Penn State football history

Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 1d

Penn State quarterback Drew Allar & coach James Franklin are introduced ahead of today’s Homecoming game vs. Northwestern…

Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

Barstow, California: what if an entire city's vibe was 24 hour check cashing places and pawn shops.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 1d

Shoulda traded Cozens for a bag of pucks, at least they would have been on the ice for more than 30 minutes

Joe Yerdon @joeyerdon.bsky.social · 1d

Lindy Ruff told media in Boston this morning that Josh Norris will miss a significant amount of time with his upper-body injury. It’s a crushing blow for him and for the Sabres who were banking on him to be the 1C.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 2d

Me after I offered to judge my local high schools Student Shark Tank.

Ghoulwonder @girlwonder.bsky.social · 2d

There have been entirely too many pitches tonight.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 2d

I left Vegas around the 8th inning thinking I wouldn't see the end of this game. I'm about to pull into my hotel in Barstow and catch it.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 2d

Traffic sucked. Flooding sucked. My tips sucked.

But the sky as I got rid of my group of old cranky Brits pointed to better times.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 2d

These guys are finally realizing that people actually do want to and are now willing to eat the rich and they're terrified.

Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 2d

Being a billionaire must really fuck with your mind. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco

www.nytimes.com

Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 2d

Best of luck. All the Bills bars have been chaos. If you're not there 1.5 hours in advance you might not even have a place to stand.

Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 2d

Probably won't be. There's a festival and softball world series in town. Fremont was mobbed last night. Artificial boost.

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Matt Johnson @matthewjohnson.bsky.social · 2d

Ah fuck. I've been avoiding the strip and forgot about that thing

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