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December 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Morro que esse querido q faz video de aviação é a cara do celso portiolli

Does he know?
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Douglas Adams predicted crypo by writing that the worst people would make leaves currency then burn down all the planet's forests to increase the unit value.

He was also right about towels.
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Raccoon City = Guaxinópolis
December 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Adeus
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Última coisa boa que saiu do Star Wars

Depois disso decidiram que star wars tava fadado a mediocridade (quando não é literalmente ruim mesmo)
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI was released on this day 8 years ago
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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The collective gasp followed by sepulchral silence in the theater on Holdo's sacrifice when I watched it is one of my favorite cinema memories.
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI was released on this day 8 years ago
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Oooh I'm fuming #halflife
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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eu: toma no cu o corinthians time filha da puta sem vergonha

eu também:
December 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Superman (2025)
If Goku was real he would have joined Hamas for sure.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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If Goku was real he would have joined Hamas for sure.
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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hey guys check this out
December 13, 2023 at 11:07 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
hj é 13/12 né?
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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"Happy 13/12"
ACAB Day stencil seen in Stockholm, Sweden
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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"It's always 13/12 in my heart"
Poster seen in Santiago, Chile
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Meu deus isso vai ser mto ruim
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Eu costumo ver jogos na Epic com a aproximação de "ah, tá de graça, né, bora", mas ESSE?

Esse de graça tá caríssimo. PAGO estaria caríssimo. Fiquem longe.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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reminder that companies pay attention to METRICS. installing this justifies further HP garbage, even if it's free, because it shows interest in the product.

do not claim it. let HP die.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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"Meu amigo, quanto é 3+4?"

O humilde flautista:
December 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM