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Kyle Kulseth

@kylekulseth.bsky.social

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Montana-based stand-up comic. Qualifiles as a cryptid, that way... www.standupkulseth.com

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Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · Mar 6

Reading graphs & reports, I realized that the small, dried fruits industry could be in real trouble in fiscal year 2025, and several of those companies could close down.

You might say the numbers are raisin' raisin concern concerns.

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 4d

Hey, um, not for nothing, but uh...whoop whoop, ninja

Technical appreciator @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 5d

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 5d

I either need ALL THINGS to stop costing so MUCH money, or I need SEVERAL THINGS to stop costing ANY money at all.

Which is it gonna be, here...?

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 5d

Found FARM BLUESKY, and now I have chores. :(

🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 5d

I found crypto bluesky and I immediately got poor

[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 5d

I found Pamplona Bluesky and immediately got gored

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 5d

Lookin' for a headstone, that's tombscrolling.

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 5d

Stop!

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Joe Huiras @joehuiras.bsky.social · 7d

Oh yeah? Well what if I shit myself.

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USA TODAY @usatoday.com · 10d

A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.

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Wuf @bongrot.bsky.social · 7d

One thing about me is I’m gonna set some ground rules for how me & the 3inch cockroach in my tub can cohabitate (shoutout Chris for respecting the balance)

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 7d

I haven't really had a chance to introduce myself.

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 8d

Hey ah. Just clicking in here to salute this. Like, heel click salute. 🫡

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Count “Spooky” Papa @cult-papa.com · 11d

“perverts get remembered, but gooners never die”

- babe ruth i think

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Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 11d

Schools just ban things because kids like them

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 11d

What?

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Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 15d

Robocop was wild work because, like, holy shit robot with a gun! Oh, also...he has to DRIVE A FORD TAURUS.

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 15d

"Hey man! Cool penis! Have a great day!"

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Joe Huiras @joehuiras.bsky.social · 16d

The Antifa potluck was so super, Barb brought a hotdish that was really swell. oh fer yummy Barb, super job

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Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 16d

Aaah, so antifa headquarters IS in the Midwest, after all

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 16d

I love that we're living in an era where space is getting really, really weird again.

Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell.bsky.social · 17d

Astronomers have detected a dark blob of...something, billions of light years away. It's as massive as a million Suns & it emits no detectable radiation.

It might be a clump of dark matter, revealing new details about the structure of the invisible universe. 🧪🔭

www.ucdavis.edu/news/astrono...

Left, our best surface brightness model of the 1.7-GHz global VLBI observation used here, which has been reconvolved with the main lobe of the interferometer’s point spread function and added to the residuals (34 μJy per beam r.m.s.). For reference, red contours show the surface brightness at 2.1 μm observed by the W. M. Keck Observatory adaptive optics system30. The positions of two low-mass perturbers are each marked with a black X. The 2 × 108 M⊙ object first detected by ref. 24 is labelled , and the 1.13 × 106 M⊙ detection reported here is labelled . The zoomed-in region shown in the right-hand two panels is indicated by the black square, which has a side length of 60 mas. Top right, detail of the bright arc around , with the colour scale modified to emphasize the gap in the arc produced by the gravitational perturbation of . Bottom right, GI corrections to the lensing convergence (expressed in units of lens-plane surface mass density), showing a compact, positive feature whose position and mass are consistent with the independent parametric modelling results for . The dashed black circle has a radius of 80 pc and the lensed emission is indicated by the black contours.

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 20d

Girl, are your opinions mushrooms because that was a shiitake

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Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 20d

You numbskulls. You complete fuckers...

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 20d

Sometimes I read the things you crawling fools post on this platform and I realize this is all a GAME to you...

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 22d

Keep Billings Weirder

Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 22d

In Billings MT eating @ an "Irish" bar with 2017 pop music playing I'm next to the MOST Caucasian girls you've ever met They're talking about dude friends and these ladies know like EIGHT KYLES...

is there a squad of backwards cap bros out there wondering what's missing from the roster's chemistry?

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 23d

No, thank you.

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Kyle Kulseth @kylekulseth.bsky.social · 24d

pale-sy, the ghost of limit-experience 🧉👻 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 24d

cuck 'em suck 'em robots