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Did I spend most of my evening recreating The Meter™ in high resolution for the upcoming Phils season? Including the home day game version?

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“Satan? Hey, big guy. It’s God. Got room for one more?”
February 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Supreme Court? More like Supreme Bore-t. Folks, don’t waste your time with this thoughtless bone sack, making a bunch of shit up about law or whatever. Be a REAL fan and go for the wieners. Thank you
February 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Nancy Reagan is shaking her fist at the sky in hell
that’s my type
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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New WaPo reporting: "In October, a retiree emailed a DHS attorney to urge mercy for an asylum seeker. Then DHS subpoenaed his Google account and sent investigators to his home." www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
Homeland Security is targeting Americans with this secretive legal weapon
Under Trump, the Department of Homeland Security has weaponized administrative subpoenas to attack free speech, according to privacy and civil rights groups.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is what should play at all TPUSA events just before the first speaker comes on stage

youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es
I Can Only Count to FOUR - Psychostick Numbers Bodies Drowning Pool Parody
YouTube video by Psychostick
youtu.be
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Oh man I just watched a feller’s soul leave his body as soon as he realized what he said
New Trump admin slogan just dropped
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Now THAT is a bargain! Hot damn!
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 AM
WHAT DID SHE KNOW AND WHEN DID SHE KNOW IT
February 1, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Not to be dramatic but if he does
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
We should all aspire to this level of delusion
Trump on Epstein Files: I was told by some very important people that not only does it absolve me, it's the opposite of what people were hoping, you know, the radical left.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Still thinking about this post from last summer
January 31, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Four shot latte, no breakfast
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Hmm, now why would the DOJ kill the link to this file?

*Reads screenshots*

Oh THAT’S why.
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 6:30 PM
2026 fucking sucks. RIP to Catherine O’Hara — and thank you for giving us so many memorable characters ✊🏼😔
Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Catherine O’Hara died? Jesus fuck, January needs to be over already. Christ.
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Leap Day William ass outfit
outfit has the same colors as the crying emoji 😭
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Easily my favorite thing to be pedantic about.
actually it's a commonwealth
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Bröther’s head would fit *perfectly* in Doug Dimmadome’s hat
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Ah yes, just what we need — AI to create chemicals!
January 29, 2026 at 11:02 PM
At least it wasn’t Josh Grizzard and the Wizard Lizard
The Eagles are hiring Packers QBs coach Sean Mannion as their new offensive coordinator, per source.
January 29, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Gisele threatened him with divorce, as she should have
Sen. John Fetterman on Thursday voted against advancing a highly-contested government funding package that includes allocations for the Department of Homeland Security, despite noting his objections to shutting down the government earlier this week.
John Fetterman joins other Democrats in voting against advancing DHS funding as potential shutdown looms
www.inquirer.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:50 PM
If you go to a protest, be sure to cover your entire face and take circuitous routes to and from the protests.

You are being tracked and anything you can do to prevent it is worth the effort.

wapo.st/4bXee03
The powerful tools in ICE’s arsenal to track suspects — and protesters
Biometric trackers, cellphone location databases and drones are among the surveillance technologies agents are using in their immigration enforcement campaign.
wapo.st
January 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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I know there is SO MUCH going on in the world right now, but for those who've been following along on my person crisis, I've been posting semi regular updates about my mom's saga on the GFM page www.gofundme.com/f/help-tamar...
Donate to Help Tamara with Medical Bills After Dog Mauling in USA, organized by Dani MacLaren Lapointe
My name is Dani, and my family and I are fundraising on behal… Dani MacLaren Lapointe needs your support for Help Tamara with Medical Bills After Dog Mauling in USA
www.gofundme.com
January 28, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Heads up PA peeps, I’m hearing ICE is in Harrisburg and York today. Warn your neighbors. Unless they are like some of the ones I have who will hold a party in celebration.
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 PM