Lance Hartzler
@lancehartz.bsky.social
Moderator No. 1 on the @mid-majormadness.bsky.social account. Also the co-site manager there.
Words lots of places the past few years.
Any pronouns 🏳️🌈
Words lots of places the past few years.
Any pronouns 🏳️🌈
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Lance Hartzler
@lancehartz.bsky.social
· Mar 31
March 31
March 31: 🏳️⚧️ day of visibility Often times I wrestle with “what am I?”. I walk through life and my job, in my community in a rural area of the southeast Valley outside of metro Phoenix, and presen...
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Some personal words, on visibility but feeling invisible:
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a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content
Minneapolis public schools canceled classes officials after Roosevelt High School said armed Border Patrol officers came on school property during dismissal Wednesday and began tackling people, handcuffed two staff members and released chemical weapons on bystanders
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Minneapolis schools cancel classes after Border Patrol clash disrupts dismissal at Roosevelt
Minneapolis schools closed for the week citing safety concerns after an encounter involving armed Border Patrol agents near Roosevelt High School.
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
a major american city is being forced to close schools because armed government agents are raiding and pepper spraying and terrorizing children and teachers for social media content
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twink death comes hard and fast coach mcdaniel
January 8, 2026 at 3:53 PM
twink death comes hard and fast coach mcdaniel
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side discussion but anyone saying the real issue with ICE is a lack of proper training is subtly arguing for increased funding and should probably be ignored going forward regarding all substantive matters
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 AM
side discussion but anyone saying the real issue with ICE is a lack of proper training is subtly arguing for increased funding and should probably be ignored going forward regarding all substantive matters
Excuse you I am 30 with a toddler and gender dysphoria and depression
you’re not ‘eepy’ you are 34 years old with a b12 deficiency
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Excuse you I am 30 with a toddler and gender dysphoria and depression
trying real hard to not post shit that will get me fired because shit is unbelievably fucked in this country rn
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
trying real hard to not post shit that will get me fired because shit is unbelievably fucked in this country rn
we live in hell dawg
January 7, 2026 at 7:40 PM
we live in hell dawg
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we live in an astounding evil country
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
we live in an astounding evil country
national media continues to fail us fuck all this
the nyt says that no version of events in minneapolis can be "verified independently." but that's not true! there are multiple videos proving that the ICE version of events is a total lie. maybe the nyt can, y'know, watch one of them? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
national media continues to fail us fuck all this
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They're doing this so they can call any government program that isn't ICE or the military "rife with fraud" and thus illegitimate. They are trying to manufacture consent to say any entitlement — from Medicare to social security — must be canceled because of extreme edge cases. Don't fall for it.
The Trump administration sent out letters tonight to 5 blue states, freezing about $10 billion in funding for child care and social services programs pending a "thorough review," citing concerns over "systemic fraud."
5 Democratic-run states are told that their child care funds have been frozen
The suspension of the funds could hurt low-income families in those states, depending on how long it lasts, advocates say.
www.axios.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
They're doing this so they can call any government program that isn't ICE or the military "rife with fraud" and thus illegitimate. They are trying to manufacture consent to say any entitlement — from Medicare to social security — must be canceled because of extreme edge cases. Don't fall for it.
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It's good to use the resources at hand to fight because sometimes you win. Also, I keep thinking of the period after this man was killed and how a group of people tried to impose a new social reality. It didn't work. This too is a lesson.
Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated
Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated
Professor Darren Michael has reportedly been reinstated and given $50,000 after being fired over posts about assassinated conservative activist Charlie Kirk.
The post Professor Fired for Charlie Kirk Post Gets $500,000 From School, Is Reinstated first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
January 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
It's good to use the resources at hand to fight because sometimes you win. Also, I keep thinking of the period after this man was killed and how a group of people tried to impose a new social reality. It didn't work. This too is a lesson.
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brb, throwing Greenland into the ESPN dot com NBA trade machine and seeing how many expiring contracts the U.S. need to take back to make the salaries work
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
brb, throwing Greenland into the ESPN dot com NBA trade machine and seeing how many expiring contracts the U.S. need to take back to make the salaries work
Wearing baggy straight leg jeans for the first time since high school today and actually don’t hate my appearance so yay
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Wearing baggy straight leg jeans for the first time since high school today and actually don’t hate my appearance so yay
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There are only 218 Republicans left in the House.
Make them produce a majority every day, every hour, for every thing.
Make them produce a majority every day, every hour, for every thing.
Rep. Doug LaMalfa,who died this morning, was one of 147 Republicans who voted to overturn the 2020 election.
It was defining moment of his political career—one that must not be forgotten on the anniversary of January 6.
It was defining moment of his political career—one that must not be forgotten on the anniversary of January 6.
January 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
There are only 218 Republicans left in the House.
Make them produce a majority every day, every hour, for every thing.
Make them produce a majority every day, every hour, for every thing.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Trump: "Transgender for everyone! Bring your kids in, we're gonna change the sex of your child. Just send them our way. In some cases, like in Minnesota, they don't even tell the parents. Nobody believes it when I say it. They operate on the kid, they don't tell the parents. It's not believable."
January 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Not sure what to make of this bumper sticker found in the far east valley of Arizona
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Not sure what to make of this bumper sticker found in the far east valley of Arizona
My personal favs of my baking from 2025:
- Japanese milk bread pizza rolls
- cinnamon roll cheesecake
- tres leches (en esta economía??)
- cheese danishes
- Japanese milk bread pizza rolls
- cinnamon roll cheesecake
- tres leches (en esta economía??)
- cheese danishes
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My personal favs of my baking from 2025:
- Japanese milk bread pizza rolls
- cinnamon roll cheesecake
- tres leches (en esta economía??)
- cheese danishes
- Japanese milk bread pizza rolls
- cinnamon roll cheesecake
- tres leches (en esta economía??)
- cheese danishes
After 75 hours (and counting) in Expedition 33 I bought Disco Elysium on sale so there goes the rest of my free time
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
After 75 hours (and counting) in Expedition 33 I bought Disco Elysium on sale so there goes the rest of my free time
Taco Bell Wrapped:
*Since July cuz that’s how far the app goes back for orders
13 times bought
Most common order: chalupa supreme
Fav: street chalupas and the return of the quesorito
Biggest disappointment: the quesorito being worse than it used to be
Most common drink: large Baja blast
*Since July cuz that’s how far the app goes back for orders
13 times bought
Most common order: chalupa supreme
Fav: street chalupas and the return of the quesorito
Biggest disappointment: the quesorito being worse than it used to be
Most common drink: large Baja blast
taco-bell wrapped 💡
December 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Taco Bell Wrapped:
*Since July cuz that’s how far the app goes back for orders
13 times bought
Most common order: chalupa supreme
Fav: street chalupas and the return of the quesorito
Biggest disappointment: the quesorito being worse than it used to be
Most common drink: large Baja blast
*Since July cuz that’s how far the app goes back for orders
13 times bought
Most common order: chalupa supreme
Fav: street chalupas and the return of the quesorito
Biggest disappointment: the quesorito being worse than it used to be
Most common drink: large Baja blast
When will we get what the people (me) TRULY need ….
Officially licensed NBA Yaoi
Officially licensed NBA Yaoi
the rush for [Insert Modifier] Heated Rivalry might actually kill me
"lesbian heated rivalry wouldnt work in hockey it'd have to be ballet instead" okay hear me out for a second. stick with me. how about this: what about Two Cakes
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When will we get what the people (me) TRULY need ….
Officially licensed NBA Yaoi
Officially licensed NBA Yaoi
Mirror selfie wrapped 2025 cuz y not
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mirror selfie wrapped 2025 cuz y not
I’m baking a bunch of cookies today
December 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m baking a bunch of cookies today
LETS GO
The Chandler City Council has voted unanimously to reject this AI data center that Kyrsten Sinema was paid to lobby for.
🔗: https://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/kyrsten-sinema-is-getting-paid-to-push-for-a-chandler-data-center-40625888/
When the ex-senator threatened Chandler over a data center, she was working as a paid lobbyist. She might suck at it.
When the ex-senator threatened Chandler over a data center, she was working as a paid lobbyist. She might suck at it.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
LETS GO
Anyways go Ex 33 I played the shit out of it and will continue to do so and will buy anything Sandfall Interactive makes
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Anyways go Ex 33 I played the shit out of it and will continue to do so and will buy anything Sandfall Interactive makes