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Lance Hartzler

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Moderator No. 1 on the @mid-majormadness.bsky.social account. Words lots of places the past few years. Any pronouns 🏳️‍🌈

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · Mar 31

Some personal words, on visibility but feeling invisible:

March 31

March 31: 🏳️‍⚧️ day of visibility Often times I wrestle with “what am I?”. I walk through life and my job, in my community in a rural area of the southeast Valley outside of metro Phoenix, and presen...

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1h

they ejected Girl Dad???

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 5h

"Did you girl boss too close to the Sun" goes incredibly hard idc

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 7h

My waist brought to you by cigarettes and eating copious amounts of Taco Bell

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 9h

Jordan should coach the team

Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 10h

"surely this load-bearing wall isn't load-bearing" I say as I kick down the load-bearing wall that sends my house tumbling to the ground

Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 10h

just…lol

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 10h

Welcome to the party, normie sports twitter: www.midmajormadness.com/2025/5/2/244...

Mike Bibby, Shaq, Mikey Williams? Something is going on at Sacramento State

The Hornets have made some (splashy?) moves this offseason between Mike Bibby, Mikey Williams and ... Shaq of all people.

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Mid-Major Madness @mid-majormadness.bsky.social · 10h

NBA Twitter and CBB Twitter burners/bait accounts are going to be insufferable about Sacramento State aren’t they

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Wtf is Sac State Basketball cooking?
Last Chance U
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Mike Bibby the HC and Shaq is the GM o @netflix get yo ass on this
'Neal, Dr. Shaquille
Bibby, Mike
GO
DR. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
MIKE BIBBY

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

ill keep saying it and theyll keep doing it: podcaster occupied government

The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 1d

Justice Department lawyers reposted President Trump’s statements and may have inadvertently endangered their prosecution of Luigi Mangione, violating the judge’s explicit orders that DOJ employees refrain from public comment about the case. trib.al/b9U7CY1

DOJ in Trouble After Lawyers Reposted Trump Rants on Luigi Mangione

The Justice Department’s case against Luigi Mangione just hit a major obstacle.

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Christinamets15 @christinamets15.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone should take regular trips to strapsonville; but if not, handsonton and fingerdale are good day trips

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1d

Strapsonville 😳🤔

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telsie 🦬 @telsie.bsky.social · 1d

is this what we’re calling andersonville chicago now

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1d

Strapsonville 😳🤔

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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 1d

They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1d

is there anyone hiring in Strapsonville? I’m willing to relocate

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1d

📍Strapsonville

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1d

Hitting that shot in the building that Diana built was painful

maitreyi anantharaman @maitreyiaa.bsky.social · 1d

that's the greatest player ever man defector.com/who-can-stop...

Who Can Stop A'ja Wilson? | Defector

PHOENIX — On paper, all the havoc of a basketball game becomes something neat and unfeeling. However spiritually untrue it seems, this is actually true: In Game 3 of the WNBA Finals, there was only on...

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1d

need to go there

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1d

Real

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 1d

Strapsonville 😳🤔

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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 1d

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 2d

some shit James Naismith himself couldn’t imagine

Meghan L. Hall @itsmeghanlhall.bsky.social · 2d

Really cool nugget today from Becky Hammon on hammering home “blind faith”/“blind trust” with the Aces.

At one point this season, she made the team blind fold each teammate and made them walk *backwards* one by one through a maze filled eggs.

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 2d

Suns and Warriors come to a Draft Day agreement on a trade centered around the rights to Steph Curry for Amare Stoudamire.

Warriors dynasty never happens

Curry becomes heir to 7 seconds or less suns

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 2d

the “get a new tattoo and or piercings” thoughts are back

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Never Made the Tournament Club @nmtchoops.bsky.social · 3d

If there is nobody against NCAA tournament expansion, I’ve died (more specifically, the NCAA tournament expansionist extremists killed me)

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 3d

If there are millions against NCAA Tournament Expansion I am with them

If there are thousands against NCAA Tournament Expansion I am with them

If there are hundreds against NCAA Tournament Expansion I am with them

If there is one person against NCAA Tournament Expansion I am them

Mid-Major Madness @mid-majormadness.bsky.social · 3d

Reports are that with tourney expansion comes a new opening round - revamping the first four to be 12 AQs and the final 12 at large teams.

Moving all these AQs to the opener ain’t it and is a key reason why tourney expansion harms the smaller schools.

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Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 3d

Real

RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 3d

The painter

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 3d

Rise 🗣️

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Christopher Boan @cgboan.bsky.social · 3d

You can’t spell insurgency without ‘GCU’

Lance Hartzler @lancehartz.bsky.social · 3d

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GCU and Liberty students know a thing or two about storming the Capitol
Mid-Major Madness@mid_madness -3h
We might need to go outside the headquarters and protest.
#HandsAroundNCAAHQ

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