LancePuns
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A nerd, sports fans, and a musician walk into a bar. That's a joke, I don't drink.
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Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream Direct! The presentation will last roughly 20 minutes and provide more info on the upcoming Nintendo Switch game. #NintendoDirect
Watch here: ninten.do/6012QEf2C
Watch here: ninten.do/6012QEf2C
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Join us on Jan 29 at 6am PT for the #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream Direct! The presentation will last roughly 20 minutes and provide more info on the upcoming Nintendo Switch game. #NintendoDirect
Watch here: ninten.do/6012QEf2C
Watch here: ninten.do/6012QEf2C
I think Diamondhenge not having a Bluesky yet is the biggest betrayal I've suffered this week. Need more Attorney of the Arcane.
January 25, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I think Diamondhenge not having a Bluesky yet is the biggest betrayal I've suffered this week. Need more Attorney of the Arcane.
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I found a notebook where I only used one (1) page
January 23, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I found a notebook where I only used one (1) page
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someday i will play a videogame again. maybe even today
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 AM
someday i will play a videogame again. maybe even today
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yall want anything from dominos on the nintendo wii (apparently this actually works too)
January 21, 2026 at 1:04 PM
yall want anything from dominos on the nintendo wii (apparently this actually works too)
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David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
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fandom is dolls. some wanna line up the dolls neatly and look at em. some wanna put the dolls in scenarios. some of us are out in the mud smackin them dolls around.
it doesn't matter how you play with your dolls. just have fun and don't harsh other people's vibes. and don't hurt people
it doesn't matter how you play with your dolls. just have fun and don't harsh other people's vibes. and don't hurt people
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
fandom is dolls. some wanna line up the dolls neatly and look at em. some wanna put the dolls in scenarios. some of us are out in the mud smackin them dolls around.
it doesn't matter how you play with your dolls. just have fun and don't harsh other people's vibes. and don't hurt people
it doesn't matter how you play with your dolls. just have fun and don't harsh other people's vibes. and don't hurt people
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Sidney Crosby has 26 goals in 47 games. He's on pace for 45, which would be the most in a season by a player age 38 or older ahead of Gordie Howe (44 in 1968-69) and Alex Ovechkin (44 in 2024-25). #Pens
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Sidney Crosby has 26 goals in 47 games. He's on pace for 45, which would be the most in a season by a player age 38 or older ahead of Gordie Howe (44 in 1968-69) and Alex Ovechkin (44 in 2024-25). #Pens
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Money Müller puts us on the board! 🤑
Alina gets her second of the season tonight with this tip-in.
Alina gets her second of the season tonight with this tip-in.
January 15, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Money Müller puts us on the board! 🤑
Alina gets her second of the season tonight with this tip-in.
Alina gets her second of the season tonight with this tip-in.
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A VAN LEAVING RUSTENBURG, JUNE 2010:
"Who the hell builds a stadium with only one road going in and out?" someone asked while we were crawling through traffic
"BOB KRAFT," said all the New Englanders present
"Who the hell builds a stadium with only one road going in and out?" someone asked while we were crawling through traffic
"BOB KRAFT," said all the New Englanders present
January 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
A VAN LEAVING RUSTENBURG, JUNE 2010:
"Who the hell builds a stadium with only one road going in and out?" someone asked while we were crawling through traffic
"BOB KRAFT," said all the New Englanders present
"Who the hell builds a stadium with only one road going in and out?" someone asked while we were crawling through traffic
"BOB KRAFT," said all the New Englanders present
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January 8, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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So like, what's the story about
September 30, 2024 at 9:15 PM
So like, what's the story about
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That "cancel the election" line... This is what I've been sounding alarms about for months/years now.
People are confidently "blue waving" but before that's even possible, elections have to be fair, not tampered with, not rigged, not prevented.
His masked thugs/military are setting the stage.
People are confidently "blue waving" but before that's even possible, elections have to be fair, not tampered with, not rigged, not prevented.
His masked thugs/military are setting the stage.
Trump: "They have the worst policy. How we have to even run against these people -- I won't say cancel the election, they should cancel the election, because the fake news with say, 'He wants the elections canceled. He's a dictator.' They always call me a dictator. Nobody is worse than Obama."
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
That "cancel the election" line... This is what I've been sounding alarms about for months/years now.
People are confidently "blue waving" but before that's even possible, elections have to be fair, not tampered with, not rigged, not prevented.
His masked thugs/military are setting the stage.
People are confidently "blue waving" but before that's even possible, elections have to be fair, not tampered with, not rigged, not prevented.
His masked thugs/military are setting the stage.
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Post your post popular art from Twitter
It's been years, but I believe it was this at one point - "In the Royal Garden"
It's been years, but I believe it was this at one point - "In the Royal Garden"
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Post your post popular art from Twitter
It's been years, but I believe it was this at one point - "In the Royal Garden"
It's been years, but I believe it was this at one point - "In the Royal Garden"
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Just my take on the #USMNT, but international football is indeed political. The national team's performances reflect the vibe of the nation right now. Pulisic's "Trump dance" isn't aging well. 🤔
March 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just my take on the #USMNT, but international football is indeed political. The national team's performances reflect the vibe of the nation right now. Pulisic's "Trump dance" isn't aging well. 🤔
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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I think Felix would be obsessed with kissing Annette thank u goodnight
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I think Felix would be obsessed with kissing Annette thank u goodnight
The Galaxy can not get out of their own way in this game. They do not look like defending champions.
February 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Galaxy can not get out of their own way in this game. They do not look like defending champions.
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Birthright citizenship order - BLOCKED.
Federal funding cut off - BLOCKED.
Illegal feds resignation plan - BLOCKED.
Access to Treasury's vital data system - BLOCKED.
Firing 2000 USAID workers - BLOCKED.
Drastic NIH Grant Cuts - BLOCKED.
Removing public health websites - BLOCKED.
Federal funding cut off - BLOCKED.
Illegal feds resignation plan - BLOCKED.
Access to Treasury's vital data system - BLOCKED.
Firing 2000 USAID workers - BLOCKED.
Drastic NIH Grant Cuts - BLOCKED.
Removing public health websites - BLOCKED.
February 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Birthright citizenship order - BLOCKED.
Federal funding cut off - BLOCKED.
Illegal feds resignation plan - BLOCKED.
Access to Treasury's vital data system - BLOCKED.
Firing 2000 USAID workers - BLOCKED.
Drastic NIH Grant Cuts - BLOCKED.
Removing public health websites - BLOCKED.
Federal funding cut off - BLOCKED.
Illegal feds resignation plan - BLOCKED.
Access to Treasury's vital data system - BLOCKED.
Firing 2000 USAID workers - BLOCKED.
Drastic NIH Grant Cuts - BLOCKED.
Removing public health websites - BLOCKED.
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No, using an em dash a lot isn’t a sign of AI because the em dash is not punctuation, it’s a vibe. It’s a feeling. You don’t use it because it makes grammatical sense — you use it because your heart tells you to. AI couldn’t possibly do it well because it lacks one.
February 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
No, using an em dash a lot isn’t a sign of AI because the em dash is not punctuation, it’s a vibe. It’s a feeling. You don’t use it because it makes grammatical sense — you use it because your heart tells you to. AI couldn’t possibly do it well because it lacks one.
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Show the NFL you’re paying attention. Don’t watch the Super Bowl—make the ratings tank. Instead, listen on the radio. Money talks, and so do numbers. Stand against those who bend the knee to fascism. Tune out, speak up, and hit them where it counts. #BoycottNFL #TurnItOff #ListenDontWatch
February 9, 2025 at 8:18 AM