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lanna "lvl3 phillyness" banana
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This is a Mary vs the Movies stan account

I write books/I read books

My name rhymes with the 🇺🇸 pronunciation of 🍌

I hate Lobster Johnson

I'm not into you, I just want you to get likes and be happy

http://linktr.ee/polyamorouslibrarian
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1) Where are all of you people coming from? Is it a starter pack? I think I had fewer followers on the former place.

2) If you're here, buy a book: polyamorouslibrarian.wordpress.com/books-stories/
Books and Stories
Alana has been writing since she was nine years old and was given an assignment to make up sentences to go with her vocabulary words. She was the only person in her class (that she knew of) who lin…
polyamorouslibrarian.wordpress.com
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I did do a book tree with the kids once though, because they saw pics of mine at home and wanted to do it too.
*whispers* libraries should not have Christmas decorations up
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
OKAY now take the Wilco argument and tell me if Snake Eater came out in November or December 😇
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This was so fun and not enough people read it
Have you picked up a copy of GUILLOTINE by @delilahsdawson.bsky.social yet? 🌹🩸

The Menu meets Ready or Not in this dark tale of opulent luxury and shocking violence from the New York Times bestselling author. Now in paperback!

https://tinyurl.com/2s96jhp7
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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It's my pleasure to announce the Longlist for Best Transfeminine Fiction in the 2025 TFR Reader's Choice Awards!

This year, TFR recognizes 14 titles from every genre and section of the industry 🩷

Thank you to everyone who voted early to craft this list! Voting ends December 26th at 11:59 PM EST.
The 2025 Longlist for Best Transfeminine Fiction (TFR Awards)
Thirteen early contenders for the best transfeminine novel of 2025. Voting is open until December 26th at 11:59 PM EST.
thetransfemininereview.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
MY BELOVED (graphic novel, Madelyne, era)
Scott and Madelyne fit check
December 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
OMG I ALMOST FORGOT

garagelandnz.bandcamp.com/album/scorpi...

On the list now, @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social people

Would've been upset if I hadn't remembered it before nomination time

(It's altie/indie/radio-friendly rock, but I've loved them since they opened for Tanya Donelly)
Scorpio Righting, by Garageland
12 track album
garagelandnz.bandcamp.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Grab the fourth instalment in @maryrobinettekowal.com‬ 's Hugo and Nebula award-winning #ladyastronaut series - THE MARTIAN CONTINGENCY!

"A deeply personal novel about whether the human race will survive and, if it does, what it will be" - Bookpage

Buy now: geni.us/lamarcon
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Using the record label and Pitchfork to determine year of release and not when the artist made it available feels really insidious in a way I'm too sick right now to explain.

Just say you like products, not artists. Jesus.
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Today is your LAST CHANCE to nominate your favorite books, movies, TV shows, book covers, and more for the Reactor poll!!! go go go go go go!!
Cast Your Vote for the Best SFF of the Year! - Reactor
Books! Movies! TV shows! Video games! Short fiction! And more!!
reactormag.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
*glares at a couple people*

My eyesight has gotten horrible over the past year, and because of my dizziness, I can't wear the type of corrective lenses I need.

Stop thinking of imaginary people you can ignore and start realizing it's people you know who need alt text.
Okay, look. If you're going to use alt text for jokes (which you should), it can't be used *only* for jokes. You need to actually include the image description. Think of it this way: Your "joke," without context, is going to fall flat.
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Finally, I thought of my "If I win the lottery."

If I win the lottery, I'm buying out this whole thing.
Did you hear?? ✨

#Romancelandia Holiday Fairies is a simple, community-driven initiative, back for its 6th year:

→ Friends in need share a wishlist
→ Fairies swoop in to buy what they can

Every gift matters.

All the info & wishlists can be found at bit.ly/holidayfairies
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Did you hear?? ✨

#Romancelandia Holiday Fairies is a simple, community-driven initiative, back for its 6th year:

→ Friends in need share a wishlist
→ Fairies swoop in to buy what they can

Every gift matters.

All the info & wishlists can be found at bit.ly/holidayfairies
December 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I think for Christmas, everyone should buy plant-based Hershey products so the company takes them seriously and PUTS THEM IN THE GROCERY CHECKOUT AISLE.

So sick of seeing 20 kinds of Reese's cups and none I can have.
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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A very important thread. When I was probably no more than 10, I saw this picture of the woman known as Harlow in the Philly Inquirer. A little babygay, I was shocked that such a glamour queen could live in my hometown and even more shocked to see her described as "a former man."
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Wow this blew up, if you're feeling festive and generous why not help a couple of trans women in poverty have a less meagre Christmas?

paypal.me/StuffOfMemes
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: hehe yeah bro

ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool

THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Uncached US Kindle giveaway: 5 copies of Stoneskin: Prequel to the Deep Witches Trilogy by @kbspangler.com, just because I want to give out some copies of Digital Divide soon and that'd push DD over Stoneskin in total copies given away.

#KindleBookGiveaway
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
the best album of whatever year it was
bestalbum.neocities.org
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
AMAZING
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social people, any of you know HTML well enough to tell me how I messed something up?
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Hey everyone - I did something no one else was foolish enough to do, and wrote a Svengoolie fan script, tied to the made for TV film THE HORROR AT 37,000 FEET. If you’re into Svengoolie, and even if you’re not, give it a read! You can download it from the link below or elsewhere in this thread.
I Wrote a Svengoolie Fan Script? - Against the ‘70s
Hey folks! Apologies for the lack of posting in the last couple months. (It’s only been four months, but it feels a lot longer than that.) There’ll
againstthe70s.blot.im
December 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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New newsletter! Here’s the first 2001 check-in, featuring the 2001 albums I’ve heard in the last week. PLUS: my (current as of today) full list of 2001 rankings! Keep listening to 2001 albums, the seven weeks will fly by!

buttondown.com/kentmbeeson/...
#396 The Road to 2001, Week #1
Hey folks! We have seven weeks before we begin nominating albums for the Best Album of 2001 tournament, so this is the time for you, and especially me, to...
buttondown.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM