lapsy
@lapsybae.bsky.social
voted most combopilled catgirl of 2025
23 | she/they | bi 🏳️⚧️
this place is practically a diary for random thoughts I have enjoy at your own risk
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this place is practically a diary for random thoughts I have enjoy at your own risk
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lapsy
@lapsybae.bsky.social
· Oct 5
I HAVE A FURSONA NOWWWWWW
Slugma cat fusion! Thank you to kaxi for doing the reference sheet I owe you my life.
big ass eyes o.o
Slugma cat fusion! Thank you to kaxi for doing the reference sheet I owe you my life.
big ass eyes o.o
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
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Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
January 27, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Barking at 3 AM (PRANK)
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free million dollar idea for any aspiring web devs out there: scrandle but with r/kitchencels posts
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
free million dollar idea for any aspiring web devs out there: scrandle but with r/kitchencels posts
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a spark that refused to be snuffed out (1/4)
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 AM
a spark that refused to be snuffed out (1/4)
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felt fucking insane trying to describe this style of video in call earlier
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
felt fucking insane trying to describe this style of video in call earlier
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beautiful women named severe weather alert keep messaging me
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
beautiful women named severe weather alert keep messaging me
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.
What are your thoughts on this?
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.
What are your thoughts on this?
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.
What are your thoughts on this?
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping.
What are your thoughts on this?
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hawk tuah girl if she was yoda: tuah hawk! on that thing, I spit
January 24, 2026 at 9:16 PM
hawk tuah girl if she was yoda: tuah hawk! on that thing, I spit
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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idk why but I’m late night musing on TCGs and how it’s such an interesting art form on the player side. its both a solo and collaborative effort, people making basically their own game to compete against other games in the same engine, and it just objectively rocks to see.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
idk why but I’m late night musing on TCGs and how it’s such an interesting art form on the player side. its both a solo and collaborative effort, people making basically their own game to compete against other games in the same engine, and it just objectively rocks to see.
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.
ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
idk why but I’m late night musing on TCGs and how it’s such an interesting art form on the player side. its both a solo and collaborative effort, people making basically their own game to compete against other games in the same engine, and it just objectively rocks to see.
January 24, 2026 at 3:49 AM
idk why but I’m late night musing on TCGs and how it’s such an interesting art form on the player side. its both a solo and collaborative effort, people making basically their own game to compete against other games in the same engine, and it just objectively rocks to see.
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The Algorithm has been the worst thing ever made for social media and it is your civic duty to avoid using it as much as possible. curate your damn feeds and find the people you want to follow, like 90% of the people i follow have been found via mutuals putting things on my dash.
"bluesky is nothing but wokescold leftist politics" idk man my timeline is all my beloved mutuals and artists who draw anime characters with huge breasts, maybe you should try following other people
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
The Algorithm has been the worst thing ever made for social media and it is your civic duty to avoid using it as much as possible. curate your damn feeds and find the people you want to follow, like 90% of the people i follow have been found via mutuals putting things on my dash.
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A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
January 23, 2026 at 11:19 PM
A coworker took this from her apartment. I haven't seen a crowd this size before. Maybe the first Women's March? But it was much much warmer that day. ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA!
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“he got lost in scranton last night” is a euphemism i am putting in my back pocket for a rainy day
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
“he got lost in scranton last night” is a euphemism i am putting in my back pocket for a rainy day
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How it feels to main a top tier when you have 0 clue how to play optimally
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 AM
How it feels to main a top tier when you have 0 clue how to play optimally
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Wings of the Pirate King
January 22, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Wings of the Pirate King
came back to standard locals since i'm back at college and immediately rattled off the 3-0 6-0. feels good to be back (was also incredibly fun!)
January 22, 2026 at 4:35 AM
came back to standard locals since i'm back at college and immediately rattled off the 3-0 6-0. feels good to be back (was also incredibly fun!)
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Can confirm that the chants have been:
“Let’s go horse cock”
“This is horse cock”
“Whose house? Horse Cock”
“We want horse cock”
“Horsecock Shit”
and
Of course “Cock forever”
I am dying 😂 #aew #aewdynamite
“Let’s go horse cock”
“This is horse cock”
“Whose house? Horse Cock”
“We want horse cock”
“Horsecock Shit”
and
Of course “Cock forever”
I am dying 😂 #aew #aewdynamite
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Can confirm that the chants have been:
“Let’s go horse cock”
“This is horse cock”
“Whose house? Horse Cock”
“We want horse cock”
“Horsecock Shit”
and
Of course “Cock forever”
I am dying 😂 #aew #aewdynamite
“Let’s go horse cock”
“This is horse cock”
“Whose house? Horse Cock”
“We want horse cock”
“Horsecock Shit”
and
Of course “Cock forever”
I am dying 😂 #aew #aewdynamite
"I asked chatgpt"
Well I’m gonna call a judge to get an answer. *ahem…* JUDGE!!!!!
Well I’m gonna call a judge to get an answer. *ahem…* JUDGE!!!!!
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 PM
"I asked chatgpt"
Well I’m gonna call a judge to get an answer. *ahem…* JUDGE!!!!!
Well I’m gonna call a judge to get an answer. *ahem…* JUDGE!!!!!
I don’t think I could explain my own thought process for this even if I tried
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I don’t think I could explain my own thought process for this even if I tried