Lisa Simonds
@larkhappy.bsky.social
Works at Hospice. Improvs at Third Coast Comedy in Nashville. A cheesecake devotee, lover of facts, defender of the underdog, a purposeful mom, and a full-fledged Democrat.
"Be curious, not judgemental."
~ Walt Whitman
"Be curious, not judgemental."
~ Walt Whitman
I think to pay our deep respect to #RobReiner and his wife, Michelle, we should all watch movies this weekend he directed. I know I'll be watching The Princess Bride, Stand by Me, and When Harry Met Sally. What will you watch?
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I think to pay our deep respect to #RobReiner and his wife, Michelle, we should all watch movies this weekend he directed. I know I'll be watching The Princess Bride, Stand by Me, and When Harry Met Sally. What will you watch?
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Tonight, we did something everyone counted out. We proved to a nation that states like Tennessee are still worth fighting for. The margin was close, and that can only be attributed to the thousands of volunteers who showed out. This is just the beginning.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Tonight, we did something everyone counted out. We proved to a nation that states like Tennessee are still worth fighting for. The margin was close, and that can only be attributed to the thousands of volunteers who showed out. This is just the beginning.
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NEW: A majority of voters (63%) support a Medicare for All system that would:
- Eliminate most private insurance plans
- Replace premiums with higher taxes
- Guarantee health coverage for everyone
- Eliminate most out-of-pocket costs like copays and deductibles
- Eliminate most private insurance plans
- Replace premiums with higher taxes
- Guarantee health coverage for everyone
- Eliminate most out-of-pocket costs like copays and deductibles
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
NEW: A majority of voters (63%) support a Medicare for All system that would:
- Eliminate most private insurance plans
- Replace premiums with higher taxes
- Guarantee health coverage for everyone
- Eliminate most out-of-pocket costs like copays and deductibles
- Eliminate most private insurance plans
- Replace premiums with higher taxes
- Guarantee health coverage for everyone
- Eliminate most out-of-pocket costs like copays and deductibles
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No Lies Detected, Ms. Welch......
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
No Lies Detected, Ms. Welch......
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
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Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
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Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Adults have fewer bones than babies
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
Stomach acid can melt metal
The eye has the fastest muscles
A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb
You’re taller in the morning
Women blink 2x as much as men
Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍 👍
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I am often asked what laws I would recommend blue states adopt. While there is no one-size-fits-all approach, there are seven changes every state could adopt right now, for virtually no cost or administrative burden. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/seve...
Seven Voting Laws Every Blue State Should Enact Right Now
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I am often asked what laws I would recommend blue states adopt. While there is no one-size-fits-all approach, there are seven changes every state could adopt right now, for virtually no cost or administrative burden. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/seve...
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🔥 WATCH: “Republicans in Congress cut all THIS (Medicaid, SNAP) so they could pay for THAT (tax cuts for the rich)… follow the money.”
@warnock.senate.gov joins Coach Sully to use the cups to show who Republicans are really fighting for — the richest among us.
@warnock.senate.gov joins Coach Sully to use the cups to show who Republicans are really fighting for — the richest among us.
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
🔥 WATCH: “Republicans in Congress cut all THIS (Medicaid, SNAP) so they could pay for THAT (tax cuts for the rich)… follow the money.”
@warnock.senate.gov joins Coach Sully to use the cups to show who Republicans are really fighting for — the richest among us.
@warnock.senate.gov joins Coach Sully to use the cups to show who Republicans are really fighting for — the richest among us.
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That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That sound you heard was every GOP elected official with a lick of sense absolutely SHITTING themselves thinking about the visual of Mark Kelly back in uniform before a military court as Whiskey Pete's handpicked chucklefucks try to railroad him on bogus charges.
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Apparently, Stephen Miller cosplayed a “many great legal scholars” last night.
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Apparently, Stephen Miller cosplayed a “many great legal scholars” last night.
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As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
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Share TF OUT OF THIS!#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Share TF OUT OF THIS!#TrumpCrushesYourDreams
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
See that smile? It's because I just voted for @aftynbehn.bsky.social 😃
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
See that smile? It's because I just voted for @aftynbehn.bsky.social 😃
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America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.
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🗓️ MARK YOUR CALENDARS
Early vote starts in just 5 DAYS!
Early vote for me, Aftyn Behn, starting on November 12 through the 26th. Election day is December 2nd
Let's do this, District 7!
Read more: AftynforCongress.com...
Early vote starts in just 5 DAYS!
Early vote for me, Aftyn Behn, starting on November 12 through the 26th. Election day is December 2nd
Let's do this, District 7!
Read more: AftynforCongress.com...
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
🗓️ MARK YOUR CALENDARS
Early vote starts in just 5 DAYS!
Early vote for me, Aftyn Behn, starting on November 12 through the 26th. Election day is December 2nd
Let's do this, District 7!
Read more: AftynforCongress.com...
Early vote starts in just 5 DAYS!
Early vote for me, Aftyn Behn, starting on November 12 through the 26th. Election day is December 2nd
Let's do this, District 7!
Read more: AftynforCongress.com...