LaurelDane
@laureldane.bsky.social
30 something, gay aromantic/grey-aegosexual, lawful neutral halfling, financial aid administrator living in Baltimore City.
I need someone to force me to go to a bear event at some point 😮💨
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I need someone to force me to go to a bear event at some point 😮💨
Morning world! Spare some crumbs of attention and or validation for a short bald bear who has to venture into the cold to collect scholarship checks? 🥺
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Morning world! Spare some crumbs of attention and or validation for a short bald bear who has to venture into the cold to collect scholarship checks? 🥺
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I see he’s moved on from the couch
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I see he’s moved on from the couch
Might just be the cruddy weather but it definitely feels like a day to curl up and ignore the world. Or maybe I just need a small treat. 🤔
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Might just be the cruddy weather but it definitely feels like a day to curl up and ignore the world. Or maybe I just need a small treat. 🤔
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Shocking no one, yesterday's drama is still on their bullshit despite "apologizing". 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Shocking no one, yesterday's drama is still on their bullshit despite "apologizing". 🙄
...how did I take this long to try the Charmery's Old Bay Carmel ice cream? Almost as good as my all time, if seasonal, fave Lemonstick 🤤
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
...how did I take this long to try the Charmery's Old Bay Carmel ice cream? Almost as good as my all time, if seasonal, fave Lemonstick 🤤
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A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
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Free Turkey via Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Free Turkey via Wall.
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Still the most perfect animal design in video games.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Still the most perfect animal design in video games.
I gotta stop giving myself work in our interdivision systems/compliance meetings. 😩
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I gotta stop giving myself work in our interdivision systems/compliance meetings. 😩
🥵 Not me getting flustered by a man in scrubs. It's totally that other pocket bear getting flustered, I swear.
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
🥵 Not me getting flustered by a man in scrubs. It's totally that other pocket bear getting flustered, I swear.
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
How is it only 8:45 I ask with bleary eyes. Today's going to be a long one, isn't it. 😑
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
How is it only 8:45 I ask with bleary eyes. Today's going to be a long one, isn't it. 😑
Was originally going to go into IT/systems analysis, but student affairs was a backup career goal thanks an excellent Dean of Students (miss you JLo!). Lucked out of IT but into a financial aid position and here I am now doing aid administration and light systems work. Best of both worlds!
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Was originally going to go into IT/systems analysis, but student affairs was a backup career goal thanks an excellent Dean of Students (miss you JLo!). Lucked out of IT but into a financial aid position and here I am now doing aid administration and light systems work. Best of both worlds!
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The sleepies have me in their grasp this morning. Thanking the gods I'm WFH today and can at least be cozy while plugging away at student aid applications. 😴
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The sleepies have me in their grasp this morning. Thanking the gods I'm WFH today and can at least be cozy while plugging away at student aid applications. 😴
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“open source” is KILLING me
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“open source” is KILLING me
I can't be the only person who heard the Order's Fibonacci song in Outer Worlds 2 and had to go off to listen to Doctor Steel's Fibonacci Sequence.
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I can't be the only person who heard the Order's Fibonacci song in Outer Worlds 2 and had to go off to listen to Doctor Steel's Fibonacci Sequence.
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And then he was 35. 😐🎉🎈
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
And then he was 35. 😐🎉🎈
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
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succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
succubus - female demon that seduces men
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
incubus - male demon that seduces women
vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party
Welp, annoyed indignation overcomes depressed mood. 😐😑😐
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Welp, annoyed indignation overcomes depressed mood. 😐😑😐