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Lemmie Caution

@lemmiecaution.net

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Half real, half fiction, all kinds of messed up. I refuse to become what you call normal. Deadpan snarker. Cinnamon roll. Kind. Blog: lemmiecaution.net Random Playlists: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCmG0W8gCN092J81qDm8Mhg Withnail = Goals

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Nov 12

Running away with 14 pigeons stuffed in my coat. You're not the boss of me!

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Feb 16

worth saying again these these unilateral cuts are illegal. neither trump nor musk has the authority to unilaterally slash appropriated funds.

Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · Feb 16

Hearing that the DOGE chaos hurricane is hitting HUD soon, and the plan is to devastate federal housing funding. Let's be clear: this would cause a cascade of catastrophic impacts nationwide, shutting down housing and dumping families into the street.

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Majin @majinsb.bsky.social · Feb 14

If you’re an LGB without the T/Q person, block me and fuck off.

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · Feb 14

ATTN FEDERAL WORKERS: I’ll say this again: download all your SF-50s, performance evals, and your eOPF.

Now.

Print hard copies.

And make sure you file an informal grievance with your supervisor within 15 days of any adverse action. Here is a template: www.muellershewrote.com/p/informal-g...

Informal Grievance Template for Adverse Personnel Actions

There is a limited amount of time to oppose personnel actions. Time is short.

www.muellershewrote.com

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Feb 14

Today I learned I should check out the dollar tree.

Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Feb 14

Happy Valentine's Day, you goddamn jerk. Fuck you. I still love you. - Marwood

Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Feb 4

There was an early 70s Sesame Street where Buffy Ste Marie explained breastfeeding to big bird, while actively nursing her baby.

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Laurhob @laurhob.bsky.social · Feb 3

A beautiful fluffy baby

A gray and white cat with golden amber eyes is relaxing on some light gray carpet and looking to the right with sun shining on him

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Feb 1

Hey what ever happened to the "really scary" drone sightings

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Tron: SCARY @asterionhex.monster · Jan 30

The tiny pocket in jeans is for guitar picks. Why is this controversial

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Jan 30

A little raw milk will clear that right up

Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Jan 29

Have been clenching my jaw so hard and for so long I've got a headache and a sore neck. Someone take me to the dark web so I can get Ketamine.

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Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Jan 29

I've moved up to a whole-body tremble

Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Jan 26

Frequently wishing my parents had stayed in Canada a little longer so I could've been born there.

Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Jan 25

Not now. But one day.

Lemmie Caution @lemmiecaution.net · Jan 25

I regret to inform you that you might have to stop referring to them as "the babies" and move on to "the lads" or "the fellows" because they're starting to look like lads (or fellows).

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Tron: SCARY @asterionhex.monster · Jan 25

So this isn’t INACCURATE but I feel like this dvd case is……..misleading