Thom Lawrence 🍋👀
@lemonwatcher.com
Never has an usher’s job been easier than separating the arriving fans of Motionless in White and Stewart Lee playing neighbouring gigs.
February 14, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Never has an usher’s job been easier than separating the arriving fans of Motionless in White and Stewart Lee playing neighbouring gigs.
First two night trip away with my wife since we’ve had kids.
February 14, 2026 at 11:56 AM
First two night trip away with my wife since we’ve had kids.
In football, the goals are big and the balls are bouncy. No other sport capitalises on this alchemical formula, and no tactics will quench its fire.
February 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
In football, the goals are big and the balls are bouncy. No other sport capitalises on this alchemical formula, and no tactics will quench its fire.
Having a Mandela effect mental breakdown here: I have always known "whiles and wends" as an idiom for meandering at a leisurely pace. Independently, "while away" and "wend its way" are common but I can find only two pages on the whole internet using "whiles and wends" that isn't about BASIC.
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Having a Mandela effect mental breakdown here: I have always known "whiles and wends" as an idiom for meandering at a leisurely pace. Independently, "while away" and "wend its way" are common but I can find only two pages on the whole internet using "whiles and wends" that isn't about BASIC.
Seventh with zero goal difference is basically the platonic ideal of an Everton team to me.
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Seventh with zero goal difference is basically the platonic ideal of an Everton team to me.
Ah, Catherine O'Hara, fuck. Spectacular emotional and physical range, such a complete comedian.
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Ah, Catherine O'Hara, fuck. Spectacular emotional and physical range, such a complete comedian.
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We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment.
Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
We are deeply saddened at the news of the passing of Magic legend Kai Budde. His achievements in the game and community go beyond what we could say in one post. Our thoughts go out to Kai's friends and family in this moment.
Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Remembering Kai Budde: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
If you dedicate your thesis to Cristiano Ronaldo, they simply shouldn’t award you a degree, sorry.
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
If you dedicate your thesis to Cristiano Ronaldo, they simply shouldn’t award you a degree, sorry.
Why do bash falcon for the widening gyre but we never question if the falconer has bad vibes? Or if he’s just unpleasant to be around?
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Why do bash falcon for the widening gyre but we never question if the falconer has bad vibes? Or if he’s just unpleasant to be around?
Gonna miss all these chunky knits on Traitors.
January 23, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Gonna miss all these chunky knits on Traitors.
The best way to understand TTRPG discourse is to imagine a bunch of carnivores and a bunch of vegans arguing about which restaurant has the best cutlery.
January 19, 2026 at 11:04 AM
The best way to understand TTRPG discourse is to imagine a bunch of carnivores and a bunch of vegans arguing about which restaurant has the best cutlery.
Been noodling with my own TTRPG rules lately cos I’ve been a bit bored DMing D&D5e for kids and lemme tell you now: the meta is Drunken Master Centaur Monk.
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Been noodling with my own TTRPG rules lately cos I’ve been a bit bored DMing D&D5e for kids and lemme tell you now: the meta is Drunken Master Centaur Monk.
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We are witnessing the birth of an icon
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 PM
We are witnessing the birth of an icon
I don't know what deeply suppressed trauma this triggers, but literally nothing makes me as incandescent with rage as a delivery driver lying that they've been to my house. I understand the untenable position they must be placed in by their employers, and by extension capitalism, but gimme my stuff.
January 16, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I don't know what deeply suppressed trauma this triggers, but literally nothing makes me as incandescent with rage as a delivery driver lying that they've been to my house. I understand the untenable position they must be placed in by their employers, and by extension capitalism, but gimme my stuff.
Had a dream the other night that I won a competition and for some reason the prize was spending a day with Kevin Mirallas. It was really awkward and we ended up sat silently watching a bunch of highlight reels on YouTube.
January 15, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Had a dream the other night that I won a competition and for some reason the prize was spending a day with Kevin Mirallas. It was really awkward and we ended up sat silently watching a bunch of highlight reels on YouTube.
Great summary of past and present study of the Herculaneum papyri from Richard Janko. #ancientbluesky youtu.be/rmXM6qh18B0?...
Reading the Ancient Library from Herculaneum with Digital Unrolling - Richard Janko
YouTube video by Hellenic Society
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Great summary of past and present study of the Herculaneum papyri from Richard Janko. #ancientbluesky youtu.be/rmXM6qh18B0?...
RIP MTV. The song I most associate with its golden age: youtu.be/fxvkI9MTQw4?...
The Breeders - Cannonball
YouTube video by The Breeders
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
RIP MTV. The song I most associate with its golden age: youtu.be/fxvkI9MTQw4?...
Bluetooth keyboard powered down while playing some cube, and so holding Ctrl and activating Lion's Eye Diamond with Ancestral Recall in hand to draw my game winning Doomsday pile did not go how I planned, but my Christmas spirit remains undefeated (as did my ninjas/Doomsday deck).
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Bluetooth keyboard powered down while playing some cube, and so holding Ctrl and activating Lion's Eye Diamond with Ancestral Recall in hand to draw my game winning Doomsday pile did not go how I planned, but my Christmas spirit remains undefeated (as did my ninjas/Doomsday deck).
As of the latest DLC, this is quite a good Crusader Kings III strategy.
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
As of the latest DLC, this is quite a good Crusader Kings III strategy.
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This should not be possible.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This should not be possible.
Counterpoint: all club owners should own gambling syndicates. In fact there should be mandatory minimums in terms of net worth invested. This would fairly quickly eliminate all owners that knew fuck all about football.
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Counterpoint: all club owners should own gambling syndicates. In fact there should be mandatory minimums in terms of net worth invested. This would fairly quickly eliminate all owners that knew fuck all about football.
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my complete, map-filled, analysis of the 2025 election in New York City
-How Zohran won the primary
-How Zohran won the general (different story!)
-How this election, beneath the surface, actually offers some of the best evidence of a developing blue wave www.expectinggoals.com/p/how-zohran...
-How Zohran won the primary
-How Zohran won the general (different story!)
-How this election, beneath the surface, actually offers some of the best evidence of a developing blue wave www.expectinggoals.com/p/how-zohran...
How Zohran Mamdani Won, and What the 2025 Election in New York Can Teach Us About the National Political Environment
More than you think, but not in the way you’re thinking.
www.expectinggoals.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
my complete, map-filled, analysis of the 2025 election in New York City
-How Zohran won the primary
-How Zohran won the general (different story!)
-How this election, beneath the surface, actually offers some of the best evidence of a developing blue wave www.expectinggoals.com/p/how-zohran...
-How Zohran won the primary
-How Zohran won the general (different story!)
-How this election, beneath the surface, actually offers some of the best evidence of a developing blue wave www.expectinggoals.com/p/how-zohran...
It’s happening again.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
It’s happening again.
Drafted a standard deck.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Drafted a standard deck.
Christmas number one if someone puts the words to Debaser over Troika.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Christmas number one if someone puts the words to Debaser over Troika.