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Actual Person '84

@lentilstew.bsky.social

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Nate. wrote some tweets about free iPads or something. yelled some stuff in the game where you date dads. doesn't sleep enough. avatar and header are from Jessica Hayworth and Super Mario Bros. (1993), respectively

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 3h

pretty sure I've side-loaded into a universe where the phrase "crash out" also means "to snap and get really really mad," because I've encountered 5-6 instances of it in the last couple days, and I've never heard that usage of it before

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 17h

Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18h

If you can't come out right now, please don't hate yourself.
One day, the meaning of labels will disappear.

Please love yourself as you are.
The one who can cherish yourself the most is yourself.
Because that is your strength and beauty.
Chiitan loves you

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 16h

omg the Sophie playing over this I'm crying 💖

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 21h

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 1d

okay, so I know no one read my Tony Hawk Underground piece where you're a skater who uses their skating abilities to throw open the gates of Hell and set all the souls free, then went and spent years making a beautiful game out of it, but... just look bsky.app/profile/devo...

Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 3d

oh hell yeah. you could stick that sucker on any structure to turn it into: technology

Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 3d

she’s an example of the “Live Moss” mentality

Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 3d

it's very rare that a movie feels like you're getting a genuine glimpse of another dimension, but goddamn does that moment hit the mark

Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 3d

when you're waiting for them to lift that little cloth and show what's beneath? outstanding. I love how it turns to face the viewer, grip their arm, and tell them "you're involved now." it'd do well as part of a Koji Shiraishi double feature

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RSpanner @rspanner.bsky.social · May 18

Thanks for the reminder, Gazlowe

(Audio is from a clip by Northernlion)

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 3d

wait, WHO'S asking me to betray the Dwendalian Empire's elite magocracy? it's this guy right here? alright bet

Essek Thelyss, a purple skinned drow from the upcoming Mighty Nein cartoon

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dirté @dirte.net · May 9

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 4d

MTV isn't really a thing anymore. so come watch a bunch of cool and surprising music videos curated by someone who simply wants you to shake your ass and have a chill time

Pumpkin Hugs @sr388.bsky.social · 4d

twitch.tv/thesr388

YOOO DUDES I AM LIVE #kuduro #gqom #amapiano #batida #kizomba

TheSR388 - Twitch

SR388 is an experimental musician from Winnetka, CA

twitch.tv

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 5d

you think Frankenstein's monster is going to do something unspeakable to this woman, but it turns out he is misunderstood - he just wants to try on her clothes 😭

Frankenstein carrying an unconscious woman who looks a hell of a lot like Crepax's Valentina up the stairs - the bubbles read "Lectores: A que estais temiendo por la vida (y por la virginidad) de Zita?" and "Pero estad tranquilos... los gustos de Frankenstein son diferentes (je je je)..."

Frankenstein's creature checking himself out in a full-length mirror wearing a garter belt, fishnet stockings, and stilettos, word bubble reads "¡Bel...lo!"

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 7d

I felt a feral animal spirit pass through me when I looked at this image GO GO GO GO

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 7d

a question that says "How did you hear about us?" and the only option checked is "Other" where ive written "web address revealed to me in a dream"

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 7d

If I pay $70 for a Silent Hill I better die

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Pumpkin Hugs @sr388.bsky.social · 9d

Oh, because I ain’t said it aloud in a minute: TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. FIGHTING FOR TRANS RIGHTS IS THE ONLY MORAL STANCE. FUCK A CONCERN TROLL.

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 9d

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 10d

great song. great lil guy

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 10d

Drawtober Day 1: First Impressions
#drawtober #Halloweenie #halloweeniebikini

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 13d

getting mixed reviews on my reality show because the commercials made it seem like we were swearing at each other, but we were actually arguing about Rally’s fries and the studio kept having to censor the brand names

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Apr 30

emoji in the display name? yyyyyep that's a #BlockOnSight

HELP M,E! I'M TJHE TRUE SOUL OF THIS POST... I BEGAN LIFE AS A REALLY GOOD JOKE BUT THEN AN EVIL SPIRIT BURST UIP FROM HELL AND TRAPPED ME IN THIS HUGE BLURRY PICTURE OF A BLACK AND WHITE CAT LOOKING AT THE VIEWER AND THEN REPLACED ME WITH THE BAD JOKE PAIRED WITH IT! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND IT'S A TRAP, IF YOU HAVE AN EMOJI IN YOUR DISPLAY NAME AND REPLY TO THJE POST CHEEKILY THE DEMON GROWS MORE POWERFUL *ROARING NOISES FROM OFFSCREEN* OH GOD WHAT'S THAT *SOUND OF DOOR BREAKING DOWN* OH MY GOD IT'S FOUND ME RUN GO RUN AWAUY SAVE YOURSELF *SWIRLING MAGICS AND LIGHTNINGWRAP AROUND MY WRISTS* AGGGHHH ITS TOO STRONG I CAN'T BREAK IT *WITH A CRY I STAGGER BACKWARD, ARMS YANKED ABOVE MY HEAD* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO RUN *MAGIC LIGHTNING AROUND MY WRISTS FLARES, CAUSING ME INTENSE PAIN* EEEENNGHHH *BUT APART FROM THAT I'M REMAINING SURPRISINGLY STRONG* I TOLD YOU TO RUN BUT... YOU STAYED? YOU STAYED FOR ME? EVEN THOUYGH WE JUST... WE JUST M,ET AND UGHHHHGAGAGH * THE LIGHTNING FLARES AGAIN* *I HANG MY HEAD* *YOUR HAND REACHES OUT TO ME, QUESTIONING* YOU JUST MET ME *YOU RETRACT YOUR HAND AS I LOOK UP, I'M TOO IN SHOCK TO REALLY NOTICE* YOU JUST MET ME AND YOU'RE WILLING TO STICK IT OUT LIKE THIS? FOR A PUNCHLINE THAT'S NEVER GOING TO ARRIVE? *YOU NOD* *MY LIGHTNING MAGIC MANACLES DISAPPEAR, I STAGGER... BUT YOU'RE THERE TO CATCH ME* *I LOOK UP INTO YOUR EYES* TRUE LOVE... YES, OF COURSE, TRUE LOVE! YOU DIDN'T STICK AROUND BECAUSE I WAS FUNNY,,,, YOU STUCK AROUND BECAUSE I WAS ME! THAT'S WHAT WILL DEFEAT THE DEMON. *OFF YOUR QUESTIONING EXPRESION* YES, THE DEMON WHO TRAPPED ME HERE! YOUR LOVE FOR ME HAS DRIVEN IT BACK FOR NOW... BUT IT'S NOT OVER YET WE MUST ACT! *I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AGAIN* IT'S GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE WITH AN EMOJI IN THEIR NAME WHO REPLIES TO ITS AWFUL IRONY BAIT POST SHIT THEMSELVES... UNLESS WE LOCK THE REPLIES. TO DO THAT, WE'LL HAVE TO JUMP IUNTO THIS *GESTURES AT SWIRLING PORTAL* I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE. NO ONE DOES. *OFFERS U MY HAND*

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 14d

okay, so if this was Yes Yes No, I know the streamers but not the context

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Actual Person '84 @lentilstew.bsky.social · 14d

smarmily, to nobody, in 2025:

…more like “Mid Charlotte”