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Leo "Pazz & Jop"
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A preguiça me protege de muita coisa

ele/he
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February 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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This is unironically a thousand times better than anything actually made with A.I.
Hollywood is COOKED

I made this $50,000,000 movie for free using AI
February 17, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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"Fix your hearts or die" -- Guitar Wolf
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lisos & Molhados
O Roberto era guitarrista da banda do Ney e a Rita ficou de olho nele. Chamou o Ney pra jantar na casa dela e pediu que ele levasse “alguém” (ele já tinha entendido tudo). Essa história é contada no musical com a Mel Lisboa
February 17, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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ney matogrosso não tá cantando Sangue Latino desde 1973 pra vocês descobrirem só agora que brasileiro é latino também
February 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Realmente q q é bad bunny superbowl perto disso por favor né, felicidades ao benito mas o lobisomem gigante com ney matogrosso de verde amarelo vsf destruidor mesmo É ISTO
February 17, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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I haven't see anyone sharing the video here, so here's the clip of the gorgeous werewolf float from Imperatriz Leopoldinense's Ney Matogrosso tribute parade.
#Werewolf #Carnaval
February 17, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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🎙 FALA MILTON

Milton Cunha colocando Ney onde ele merece: no Olimpo da cultura brasileira
#Globeleza
February 16, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Bingo = evita que velho desocupado fique na internet lendo fake news
Bet = financia paraíso fiscal

Jogo do bicho = financia o carnaval

Loteria = financia o esporte nacional
Bet de cu é rola apoie a cultura nacional jogue no bicho imediatamente
February 17, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Sabia que ja tinha falado do Ney ser inspiração do Jojo antes
February 17, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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aliás ouso dizer que inspirou certos jojos por aí
December 17, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Ney Matogrosso inventou a JoJo Pose.
Homem com H ✍🏻
July 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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"não esperamos a saudade pra cantar" como verso de uma homenagem a uma pessoa viva é de uma força poética descomunal
February 17, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Zé povinho não que pra você é senhor José Comunidade
zé ruela não pra você é josé logradouro
zé buceta não pra você é josé vagina
February 17, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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Ney Matogrosso e seu poderosíssimo stand Vira Vira Lobisomem.
February 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Eu queria ficar feliz com algo igual o Milton Cunha fica com o Carnaval
February 17, 2026 at 6:12 AM
A carreira musical dele é ótima também mas o nome Felix Papallardi é um dos mais incríveis que eu já li na vida
February 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Fuck them up girafinhas
Giraffe does not want to be abducted
February 17, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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O equivalente das palhaçafadas nisso talvez se chame glandiadoras
gladiador nada mais é que um palhaço com armas
I just looked this up, and I had no idea this was the history of *that* music!

That shit is officially titled "Entrance of the Gladiators"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entranc...
February 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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you can really blow some minds with “actually there was an entire library and research institute for queer / trans history, science and medicine founded by a Jewish sexologist but the Nazis destroyed it in the hopes of exactly this outcome, ie future generations not believing trans people are real”
every time someone says something like "there weren't trans people when I was a kid" or some shit about trans people being a new thing because WOKE all I can think is "motherfucker Dog Day Afternoon was made in 1975"
February 17, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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can people see how colonial this shit is bc whew buddy
Discovered today that Instagram had turned on (without my opt-in) automatic AUDIO translation of any reel that shows up in my feed not in English USING AI TO MIMIC THE SPEAKER’S VOICE and WOW it was creepy and upsetting.

You can turn it off in “Language & Translations” in Settings. 🙅🏻‍♀️
February 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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joyce is going after elon again
February 17, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Nação zumbi ao vivo na band ta maneiro
February 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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Ajudem a divulgar, pfvr? (São Paulo-SP)

"Pessoal, estes dois meninos estão para adoção. Aproximadamente 40 dias. Primeira dose de vermífugo, já foi feita. Contato: Sandra 9.9663.6492. Zona leste. Vila Formosa."
February 17, 2026 at 2:55 AM