Levi Porter
@levibrooke.bsky.social
Software eng talking about soccer.
Well this fucking sucks.
Sounders confirm Lumen Field is NOT available for the Round of 16 and that the 18th game in the season-ticket package will be the first Leagues Cup match.
December 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Well this fucking sucks.
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FIFA just invented its Peace Prize for President Trump.
But this is the story of the innocent professional soccer player and youth coach that this administration had disappeared and tortured.
Now Jerce Reyes is free — and talking to PTFO: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...
But this is the story of the innocent professional soccer player and youth coach that this administration had disappeared and tortured.
Now Jerce Reyes is free — and talking to PTFO: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...
Goalie Deported for Real Madrid Tattoo Tells His Story of Survival | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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December 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
FIFA just invented its Peace Prize for President Trump.
But this is the story of the innocent professional soccer player and youth coach that this administration had disappeared and tortured.
Now Jerce Reyes is free — and talking to PTFO: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...
But this is the story of the innocent professional soccer player and youth coach that this administration had disappeared and tortured.
Now Jerce Reyes is free — and talking to PTFO: youtu.be/vlz3eGwHZBY?...
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The game was decided when Gauld came in for Ali Ahmed and not Thomas Muller
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
The game was decided when Gauld came in for Ali Ahmed and not Thomas Muller
This sucks. Better team lost.
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This sucks. Better team lost.
Taking out Ahmed seems like a pretty big mistake. Where’s the width play?
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Taking out Ahmed seems like a pretty big mistake. Where’s the width play?
Oh not like this. Miami has been so bad.
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh not like this. Miami has been so bad.
If I’m the Sounders I’m telling JMo to spend the offseason working on and studying film of Brian White holdup play.
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If I’m the Sounders I’m telling JMo to spend the offseason working on and studying film of Brian White holdup play.
There it is. Vancouver has been by far the better team so far.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There it is. Vancouver has been by far the better team so far.
Sabbi just has to put it literally anywhere but the keeper’s chest.
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sabbi just has to put it literally anywhere but the keeper’s chest.
Well that’s not how you want to start the game. Can’t gift goals to Miami.
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Well that’s not how you want to start the game. Can’t gift goals to Miami.
At least FIFA has made it easier to skip out on these and not feel bad. Terrible kickoff times, fairly uninspiring matchups, way overpriced tickets.
Seattle World Cup group stage matches finalized:
June 15: Belgium vs. Egypt, noon
June 19: USA vs. Australia, noon
June 24: Qatar vs. UEFA Playoff A (possibly Italy), noon
June 26: Egypt vs. Iran, 8 PM
June 15: Belgium vs. Egypt, noon
June 19: USA vs. Australia, noon
June 24: Qatar vs. UEFA Playoff A (possibly Italy), noon
June 26: Egypt vs. Iran, 8 PM
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
At least FIFA has made it easier to skip out on these and not feel bad. Terrible kickoff times, fairly uninspiring matchups, way overpriced tickets.
Noon kickoffs. Just so dumb.
Seattle World Cup group stage matches finalized:
June 15: Belgium vs. Egypt, noon
June 19: USA vs. Australia, noon
June 24: Qatar vs. UEFA Playoff A (possibly Italy), noon
June 26: Egypt vs. Iran, 8 PM
June 15: Belgium vs. Egypt, noon
June 19: USA vs. Australia, noon
June 24: Qatar vs. UEFA Playoff A (possibly Italy), noon
June 26: Egypt vs. Iran, 8 PM
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Noon kickoffs. Just so dumb.
We’re really doing west coast kickoffs for World Cup games at 12pm local next year? Wtf
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We’re really doing west coast kickoffs for World Cup games at 12pm local next year? Wtf
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North Mackedonia sounds like a dope ass country
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
North Mackedonia sounds like a dope ass country
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There are a lot of really horrific examples of “it can always get worse” in world history but I find Sepp Blatter to Gianni Infantino hits just the right note of bleak whimsy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There are a lot of really horrific examples of “it can always get worse” in world history but I find Sepp Blatter to Gianni Infantino hits just the right note of bleak whimsy.
Infantino is so desperate to be famous and liked. He has to insert himself into all of this including this performative pretaped skit that absolutely no one wants.
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Infantino is so desperate to be famous and liked. He has to insert himself into all of this including this performative pretaped skit that absolutely no one wants.
Ugh more of this fucker.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ugh more of this fucker.
FIFA going out of its way to align itself with the world’s worst is detrimental to the game.
President Donald Trump is awarded the inaugural peace prize from FIFA President Gianni Infantino at the 2026 World Cup draw.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
FIFA going out of its way to align itself with the world’s worst is detrimental to the game.
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LOL, we’re giving a peace prize to someone in the process of literally committing war crimes. Kinda perfect.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
LOL, we’re giving a peace prize to someone in the process of literally committing war crimes. Kinda perfect.
Infantino is such a soft loser. All this groveling and fluffing of Trump and you can’t even get the admin to let you run your billion dollar cash grab tournament without the threat of disruption and chaos.
White House won't rule out ICE raids at World Cup matches
White House won't rule out ICE raids at World Cup matches
The United States has not ruled out conducting immigration raids at World Cup matches, according to task force director Andrew Giuliani.
prosoccerwire.usatoday.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Infantino is such a soft loser. All this groveling and fluffing of Trump and you can’t even get the admin to let you run your billion dollar cash grab tournament without the threat of disruption and chaos.
Really annoyed that the Sounders fumbled the regular season and the first round. Still not clear how good they really were this season. I’m not fully convinced that any of these teams in the West are clearly better.
November 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Really annoyed that the Sounders fumbled the regular season and the first round. Still not clear how good they really were this season. I’m not fully convinced that any of these teams in the West are clearly better.
Ali Ahmed is a fun player when he’s feeling it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ali Ahmed is a fun player when he’s feeling it.
Woa Vancouver all over these dudes early!
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Woa Vancouver all over these dudes early!
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Enforcing the roster rules
Jfc that was disgusting.
How do you stop Miami?
How do you stop Miami?
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Enforcing the roster rules