Levi Porter
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Yea the Weah on the left thing is perplexing. We have a whole WC cycle of tape on him as a right winger so I don’t get what this coaching staff is seeing.
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This is so funny after years of bros telling us “we need a proper European manager like Pochettino who will recognize that MLS players like Roldan suck”
Pochettino: "Cristian Roldan is maybe an example of if you want to build your perfect player...he has a little bit of everything."
Tessman really struggling to see the obvious progressive pass. Multiple times has opted to go backward when a good forward pass was on.
Weah on the left just doesn’t work. He’s not getting the ball in behind and he’s not comfortable enough driving inside to be dangerous.
Weah on the left just ain’t it man.
It’s raining like mad out here.
Also, he’s pretty republican.

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Harrell says he won't be a mayor "who's just going to tax you to death."
Harrell has no taste or vision.
Downtown could have "like, a 10-foot wall" where people could talk to AI versions of historical figures. "How cool would this be if we had like, a 10 foot wall. It's interactive and it's historical. And you could talk to Martin Luther King."...
Rough start to the half. Would not be sad to see Hawkins in for Bell soon.
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GOOD. VIBES. ONLY. 🔱

The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!
I assume JMo took that to get himself going but really wish that was not on his foot to take.
Fin.
I have watched two full 90 minute soccer games in the time that this Mariners game has been running.
I have watched two full 90 minute soccer games in the time that this Mariners game has been running.
You’re telling me people like this sport?
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250 GAMES 👏

Lauren Barnes is the FIRST-EVER player in NWSL history to reach the milestone!
Watching the reign play torture ball to distract myself from the torture of extra innings baseball 😬
Tillman has some nice skill but he’s slow to react too often. He’s lost out on multiple 50-50s tonight by just being flat footed.
Quality of these forward passes from #usmnt tonight has been lacking.
Not sure I get the Matt Freese stans. His play out of the back is ok but is he really a better shot stopper than Turner? I’m not convinced.
This dumbass spent years portraying herself in Seattle as a reasonable centrist journo when we all knew it was bullshit.
Brandi Kruse at today's "antifa violence roundtable" at the White House: "This is one of the reasons I recovered from it. By the way, it’s much better to not have TDS. I’m happier, healthier, more successful. I even think I got a little more attractive after I got rid of my Trump Derangement System"
You can’t even tell based on the replays for this. Baseball is so weird.
Makes sense. I’m a bit surprised the window rules apply to youth players but I guess the real problem is MLS and their calendar as usual.
Correct me if I’m wrong but can’t the Sounders refuse this call up if they wanted? Wouldn’t it be on them not USSF?
Pretty cool feature of the sounders tbh