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Sven Jolly

@lewkf.bsky.social

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I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm. Rainflakes and snowdrops. If you’re into MAGA, you’re no friend of mine. Formerly: Hollywood Actor Crisp Rat Chef Boyardeez Nuts

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 28d

And why? Who stands to profit the most from this anti-vanilla slander? The CHOCOLATE coalition, of course!
Everyone knows the two basic ice cream flavors are chocolate and vanilla and vanilla’s happy to just let everyone be but chocolate—oh ho HO!—chocolate is a whole other story. Milton Hershey…

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

Alt: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it. (Charlie from it’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 3h

Life is hard
And so am I
You better give me something
So I don't die

Novocaine for the soul
Before I sputter out

#eels

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heathcliff, but frog @hopcliff.heathcliff.cat · 1d

i can't wait to watch Goo what is release date of Goo i want to go see Goo I'll take one ticket for Goo please

Just announced at Godzilla Fest: Godzilla -0.0 (Godzilla Minus Zero)

stylized as G-0.0 which looks like Goo

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

TestBed tests are hard to set up and maintain and so very easily pull in unwanted dependencies like other components. #Angular #UnitTesting

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 1d

I was excited back when we finally upgraded our app to a version where we can use Angular Signals. Imagine my utter disappointment upon discovering that using them for anything useful requires the use of TestBed in your unit tests.

So we don't use Signals.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 4d

Anyone else with #ADHD sick of giving reasons when asked and then being told “I don’t want to hear your excuses!”?

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 11d

"It should be noted the lengths and efforts — financially and otherwise — that Johnson & Johnson undertook to defend the company’s right to sell products packaged with asbestos because it was cheaper and what the company had always done."

junoryleejournalism.com/2025/10/23/a...

All This Happened, More or Less
ALL THIS HAPPENED, MORE OR LESS 002 | Johnson & Johnson and Baby Powder | “DO NOT USE THIS REPORT”

“DO NOT USE THIS REPORT,” someone at J & J wrote by hand on the original report’s cover [before sending it to the FDA].”

Read the Full Article
October 23, 2025

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Juno Rylee Schultz

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Who is Phil Harmonic?

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Who is Phil Harmonic?

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 8d

This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

I have posted too much. I might just delete this account in the morning.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

And hey, maybe I’m making it all up… Ha ha! That would be a shitty thing to do, but you don’t know me. Maybe I’m a shitty person. I try not to be.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

LOL

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Listen to the last remaining flapper!

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

I wasn’t a “cat guy” until after I married my wife. That wasn’t because of anything that I actually felt, but rather because of crazy freaking prejudices of my father.

I had two very brief encounters with cat ownership as a child.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 6d

"Listen, in some ways, I get it. When I came on the scene in 2001, I probably seemed pretty unsavory compared to the competitors. But that was when academic research happened in libraries and George W. Bush was considered the stupidest president."

Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology

“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...

buff.ly

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

100% this. Protect those poor kitties from the monsters!

Diane 😉 @kitawny24.bsky.social · 6d

#IfBlackCatsCouldTalk
They would demand you bring them in before Halloween arrives

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━━ 🇭🇦🇵🇵🇾 🇧🇴🇹🇹🇱🇪🇸 @memoryvials.bsky.social · 6d

You know, you can't run from your fears forever.

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Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

That’s why I give them tears.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Dammit, me, get off of social media right now you fool

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

I love how sometimes the speech to text throws extra or unnecessary words in there and it really makes me look like a non-native English speaker (or writer, if you will) (yes indeed I will thank you very much.) (OK then)

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

I rewatch the Beetlejuice last night for the 11 millionth time and watched the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice tonight for the second time. Both times were good times.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Nay! Nay! It may in fact be the best.

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

Where are all the bodacious babes? Tubular! Totally radical, dude!

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

When I was in college, my roommate got diabetes at the same time Family Guy mocked Wilford Brimley and his diabeetus, and he HATED it so much.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 6d

my favorite thing about this commentary is how much john carpenter loves wilford brimley

Sven Jolly @lewkf.bsky.social · 6d

I spend most of my time hoping that things will just “work out”.